UFC 219: Cyborg vs Holm Game Thread #2

>Main Card:
Cris Cyborg (c) vs. Holly Holm
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Edson Barboza
Dan Hooker vs. Marc Diakiese
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Carla Esparza
Carlos Condit vs. Neil Magny

>Prelims:
Khalil Rountree vs. Michał Oleksiejczuk
Myles Jury vs. Rick Glenn
Marvin Vettori vs. Omari Akhmedov
Louis Smolka vs. Matheus Nicolau

>Early Prelims:
Tim Elliott def Mark De La Rosa (Via R2 Sub)

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Hangman.

Is Smolka the Schlaub of mma?

just got 72 summoning lads

>I came home slightly early from a dinner party for this shit

Fucking horrible call.

I fucking hate captcha

I'm sure glad Joe is working this event so that we can all be reminded of that time MJ had Khabib out on his feet

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usada lol

Odds that Rogan retires this year?

Use legacy captcha goof.

>Yfw McGregor insults Khabib and Islam when they fight in Russia

Considering this year only has 24 hours left i doubt it

how do lanklets live with themselves

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what's the matter goy? you don't like making our jewish AI smarter?

Won't happen. Only 1 more day this year.

Need a big japanese demon tattooed on my back

This is terrible.
It's hard to believe Smolka is higher ranked.

Seeing as the bookies put Nicolau as the favourite, why is Smolka higher ranked?
If he's OBJECTIVELY worse then HOW is he higher ranked?

Rankings are a JOKE

Diakiese

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Nicolau's tattoo of a Jew on his back is pretty offensive

by shitposting about manlets

0 percent, he enjoys being away from his wife and kids too much for that

forgot pic related

Smolka is a good sparring partner at best

So, Smolka just isn’t very good, huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=J6b2YGx41c0

too true

>Rogan retires from UFC to promote alt--right full time.

20-17

he's trying to kendall grove this weight class with predictable results

Moreno deleted Smolka

Need a spicy fight to wake me up a bit

Terrible lad

Very BJ Penn-like in his movement there Joe

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smolka will win
cap this

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Is this dude a Brazilian-Greek?

why does he have a Greek name

not sure desu

Can someone gib me an HD stream

Tonight's purses, via NSAC: Justino $500k(show)/$0(win). Holm $300k/$0. Khabib $80k/$80k. Barboza $75k/$75k. Condit $115k/$115k. Magny $70k/$70k. Calvillo $41k/$41k.

>5'9" FLW
>Still getting pieced up

Post comfy.

Oh yeah. I remember that guy. He wasn’t good either.

COMFY

anyone got an acestream?

fuck off

>why don't they have ring side boys
Fucking gold

My god, what's it like to fuck an ass like that?

Khabib and Barbosa are getting jewed

Might want to close your backdoor before a crocodile walks in

Smolka fighting as if he won the first 2 rounds

top kek

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can you give me her snapchat and/or instagram

>exposed cables
>comfy
pick one

alcoholic smolka would win

That's Australia m8.

Go to plebbit and grab an ace stream, it's easily the best you'll find.

A sheep then.

I kind of like Nicolau’s back tat

all these disgusting stream beggars makes me sick i hate bums

here you filthy bums aee69139a3abb75cd277d3df070c1c52d8eec880

A sheep might walk in then lad

>cyborg
>500k

lol holy shit

steroids. There are zero tall men who aren't either sticks or fat without steroids.

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comfy but why is your monitor so small?

>winning the stand up in exciting fashion
>get a little tired
>takedown and ride out the clock on the ground
i fucking hate these """""fighters"""""
fuck OFF

That's just a playstation my guy, never play it

not even ring card men

Is that a fraud container?

Sheep's already sitting next to me on the sofa.

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Kind of weird how this fight is so low key compared to Khabib/Ferg which they really promoted hard and everyone seemed to be into it

I know they didn't promote this as hard but still it just feels less spectacular despite how high profile it is

>the next man will be the first
pottery

he'll retire/get fired after 2018 when DC retires from fighting and takes over for him

Getting some action between fights are you then?

there's nothing worse than really really poor fight IQ

Lol @ u, my guy.

got any speakers for that amp down there?

Currently tryin to get some drinks in her

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BRINGING YOU NEEDLESS INFORMATION COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO TWO MEN FIGHTING IN A CAGE SINCE WHENEVER THE HELL HE JOINED

Honest question lad, whats New Zealand like? Seems like a pretty great place to live.

>tfw just learned that NZ and Australia are two different places
Wtf? I thought New Zealand was just another name for Australia? You guys have the same flag, accent, etc. Wow.

My boy Roundtree is fighting later

30-28 Smolka

Well Smolka's ufc career is over

Well that's it for Smolka.

"Wow smolka sure sucks at fighting but man he has heart!"

Dismal performance from Smolka.

and he makes like 200k+ a year

That garden looks comfy.

30-26 Nicolao

danke schoen x

>can't use his enormous length advantage
>keeps getting dropped by 2-3 left hook

I'm fresh out of hecks for this guy

good riddance

>Same flag
No
>Same accent
Fuck no

New Zealand is like Australia but slightly different. Like America and Canada

terrible