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Bad omen for Hackson-Twink

CONDIT YOU FUCKING FAT BEANER YOU MADE ME GOOF BEFORE I HAD A FUCKING CHANCE

this is the thread

Condit won

This fight was beautifully boring

Danis is a cunt and Condit is a shit

hahahaaha

I always forget how much of a manlet joe rogan is

Neil "2 Tap" Magny to fight for the title 2018

lol conduit was always a meme fighter faggot

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Pathetic thread

>pissbreak next
Lemme know when it ends bros

>wmma

time to do something else

Fuck it atleast we get to see Magny get destroyed by an up and comer one more time before he fades into obscurity.

>Betting against a superior black athlete
You did it to yourself

CHOI CHOI CHOI CHOI CHOI

Conduit can fuck off to Bellator

95% of /heem/'s picks just got goof'd

>no one at WW can beat RDA
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

/heem/ thread

#TeamKhabib edition

Barboza vs Khabib is the only fight that can save this card

THANK YOU FOR THE MONEY, CONDIT KEKS!!!

BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR!!!

>t. american

based cub and choi

>1 (one) finish so far in a grappling match

CHOI & CUBBY

What fetish should I jerk off to during this WMMA fight?

DAT CHOI CUB

nah fuck your thread fag

>doo ho and cub
CUTE

>Not calling out Till, RDA or Boomerang man

I need a webm of choi and cub plz :3

Hopefully you drown in your piss

WMMA NEXT? PERFECT.. Been needing to take a shit, i'll go during this fight.

Condit sucks.

Joe Rogan came in agressively mumbling loudly

Rda face after this.

two five foot mexican women fighting is uniroincally on a ppv card see you faggots in 30

>WMMA

going on a limb and predicting a 3 round decision

Bookies FEASTING on all the Conduit bets that just came in

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This thread is NOT official.

I hope he goes all the way, I was sad his road to the title had to cross with Lawler though, those 2 are my boys.

Will they at least kiss?

>HE DO GUD UNDAHOOKS
>DEY SOUD GIV POINTS FO UNDAHOOKS

>Cub and his fuckboy

wtf im so happy now

He beat Lawler.

A CUTTEE

Can I join you?

weirdo

>Expecting anyone to pre-order an EA game after the Battlefront 2 shit show

Anybody ever actually see this movie they keep shilling to the absolute max? I've heard it fucking sucks

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Anyone staying up for Rizin GP Finals after this?

>people still don't believe me that every fight on this entire card will go to a decision

khabib will go for takedown and get kicked in head resulting in KO.

bet the house on this.

t. french
i would actually pay for frenchfag vs cub and choi

women's MMA needs to fucking die

I'd fuck Cynthia's boipucci

>muh underhooks
>muh wizard
>muh leglocks

we need more concussed dc

This weight in will be more interesting then the fight

>wmma

Why is dan hooker vs mark diakiese on the main card and who is dan hooker and mark diakiese?

fuck u too nigger

si

Cub seems like a nice guy

>watching tumblrwood

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT TIME JOHNSON TOOK KHABEED TO A CONTROVERSIAL SPLIT DECISION?

is this the real thread or is it the other thread?

I'd watch Calvillo fight any day over Condit.

>Cyborg Holm will go the distance

>khabib v barboza
>decision
pick one and only one achmed

Next UFC game is a total shit show, you can win if your opponent doesn't check like 9 leg kicks. Not to mention it's a copy and paste of ufc 2 in terms of movements and movesets and it's got lootboxes.

Do you think Cormier's ability to take damage will be the same after this?

no

Why are south american women so god damned ugly. Are they even human?

Obviously

>WMMA

nope
khabib wont shoot he clinches and takes him down
bet the house on this jeff

It's aight.

I would heem both of these manlets with a single slap

he has a beautiful smile (choi)

It's a fun action flick with some dumb magic thrown in

Orcs are black/browns
Elves are white 1%s

Bad storyline with decent script, fun acting and sillygoose comedy/puns

Movie critic me: 3/10, awful
Bored at 2am me: 7/10, would watch again

anyone think it's unfair the ladies are forced to wear tops?

>this lame girl fight
>this lame thread

>I dun watch da sport why are deez fiatgers on da main card where is Connor xD

oh fuck my heart melted

I like that smokers voice

ELITE post.

You wmma fags are the fucking worst.

AyyLMAO

>Ngannou hardest human puncher

I hope Guinness sues these clowns.

meme fighter the ufc wants to push vs average fighter the ufc doesn't care about.

Which one of Carla's parents was a light bulb?

Bloody hell I think this is the first time where I can say I should have just slept through the entire card and just tuned in for the fights I care about.


I'd have missed NOTHING. In fact, this shit is draining my hype if anything.

I've only just woke up so yeah I'll be there.

DELET

>succ

based mighty mouse streaming the fights on twitch lmfao