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*wins the world cup*
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*too fat to run*
Why'd he get fat?
is this /bundes/?
Depression.
the jews
Is this bundes?
Is he even going next year? lol him and Muller can have a competition about who can be shittier and still get called up
you just answered your own question
götze is submissive as fuck and probably gives amazing head, müller has a horse cock. go figure why they're always being called up
Guten Morgen.
*eats too much Schoki*
He literally has a muscular disease and needed hormonal therapy.
don't make him run
>this is what amerifats actually believe
lamo
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this guy get it
Someone post the pic with Mario having a boner on a boat with his hot gf next to him. I want to see his hot gf again hahha
faggot
>I want to see his hot gf again hahha
W-why are you calling me a f-f-faggot?
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Cute!
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what the fuck is this?
what's with the 18th century TV?
and what's with the 1960's sci-fi tier 8 bit subtitles?
>he doesn't know
Nice East German television you got there
Seems reasonable
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east germany never left the 80s user
Just found out that he already died. :\
D:
yes but ssshhhhhtt
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>Das Hickhack um Abwehrtalent Reece Oxford ist möglicherweise beendet. Der 19-jährige, der zuletzt an Borussia Mönchengladbach ausgeliehen war und sowohl mit einem festen Wechsel zur Fohlen-Elf als auch mit einem Transfer zu RB Leipzig in Verbindung gebracht worden war, wird jetzt stattdessen erstmal von seinem Stammverein West Ham United zurückgeholt!
>BILD hatte zuvor berichtet, dass Oxford für 6,2 Mio. Euro fest nach Gladbach kommen könnte. Die BBC schrieb daraufhin, Leipzig hätte sich in den Poker eingeschaltet und würde sogar bis zu 19 Mio. Euro Ablöse bieten. Dafür würde West Ham die Leihe vorzeitig beenden – zumindest damit hatte die BBC Recht. Bleibt Oxford jetzt bei West Ham – oder wird er tatsächlich zu RB weitertransferiert?
niedlich
just removed a kilo of horn skin from my foots
ew
ikr
>Der FC Bayern hat angeblich das Rennen um Leon Goretzka für sich entschieden. Das vermeldet die spanische Zeitung ‚Marca‘. Ein ablösefreier Wechsel nach München am Ende der laufenden Saison soll beschlossene Sache und schon seit geraumer Zeit klar sein
It's another "free agent player wanted by all top clubs joins least attractive club because they plunder their festgeldkonto to offer the biggest salary but their officials, fans and the media will tell you that said club isn't following the transfer market madness with deals like this" episode
buuuuuhhhh
time to go to work
granatastisch
who has to go for him? sanches and ...?
>Disappears
>Next day Dortmund players enjoy Mariobraten
that lack of amibition is disgusting
So is that like Mario under communism?
As if going to some stacked as fuck team like Man Shitty or PSG instead of Buyern to rake in the easy titles and the oil money is "ambition". It's all the same.
Rudy maybe.
You can't gain muscle unless you have a caloric surplus you retards
You can do
>join Barca, Real or big EPL club
>become a legend of international club football
or
>join Bayern
>become Sport1 pundit
but Rudy is a DM
I have more respect for someone like Kroos who went abroad to prove himself and become a better player than someone who's just going the way of the least resistance and wins 5 worthless titles with Bayern.
Does that mean
"I feel well and I keep getting fatter"?
>Der Wechsel von Leon Goretzka zum FC Bayern scheint so gut wie durch. Nachdem bereits am heutigen Sonntagmittag die ‚Marca‘ vermeldet hatte, dass sich der Profi des FC Schalke für den Schritt nach München entschieden hat, berichtet nun die ‚Sport Bild‘, dass Goretzka seinen Vertrag beim Rekordmeister im neuen Jahr unterschreiben wird. Noch vor dem Start der Rückrunde soll der Deal verkündet werden.
yeah
>I have more respect for someone like Kroos
he would have stayed if Rolex-Kalle didn't piss him off
Loan Sanches in return and it's perfect.
Jef pls go
>tfw Tedesco makes Sanches to a elite player
im listening to nujabes now
t. Millennial faggot
>its a Buyern buys competitors best players episode
I miss /granate/ lads
they will get him for a janitor's salary
every big club does this btw
>janitor's salary
Schalke offered him €12m per year
Wishing you good luck in the 2018 world cup my cousins ^__^
>no games on
ughh guess I'm gonna watch a mobie
feeling jim-jarmusch-y
you too
watched mystery train recently, was pretty comfy.
more of a summer movie tho
maybe gonna watch winter sleep. looks comfy and I wanted to watch it a while ago
sounds great
Spani is going to win the world cup
As much as I hate seeing Buyern tap up another competitor's best player, I still prefer Goretzka joining Buyern than him leaving the league altogether. The Bundesliga has lost way too many great talents these last few years.
t. never worked out in his entire life
Jeff pls go and take your shitty cookies with you.
Gotze, Reus, Lewa, Muller, Neuer, Ter Stegen...
Germany is the best at producing fuckboys for sure.
happy new year /bundes/
quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuack
Quacky new year
>Lewa
>German
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yes yes happy nu year frens
Happy New Year Lads!
you too
moin
Damn.
Does WADA buy that excuse?
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>Bosz and Götze
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hm that looks great desu schmesu think ill watch it today
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>not tucking your shirt in
uuugh
Are you posting the biggest fashion faux pas, Denmark?
Jesus christ, how disgusting. Those joggers with a tuxedo jacket and bow tie? i thought fags had better fashion sense
his gf is a qt, but her eyes freak me out. And what's up with his shirt?!
whats going on with the little kid in the middle
Yes
vietnam flashback
how cute. Ribery spends new years eve with his mother and her grandchildren.
Is that a face on his shoes? And if yes, who is it?