Shalom to my fellow Hebrews and shalom to all of our favorite goyim! I am an American Jew who is attaining Israeli citizenship and moving to our homeland in a few months.
This is the first of many Jew/pol/ threads for all of the chosen people to discuss all sorts of topics, both related and unrelated to the tribe!
!ברוך הבא
I forgot to mention: Goyim are welcome to join us in conversation and hang out!
First for HaShem!
שלום על לכם
It's about time you all died for your sins.
יהוה = satan
Would it be possible to fake having Jewish ancestry to become a Jew be'aretz?
HI friend, filthy goy and anti-zionist interloper here
I have many jew friends and none are fans of Jewish dominance of the world, is liberal cuck philosophy stronger than the other jew lies?
When are you people going to admit that Daniel was a prophet, and that his messianic prophecies were time dependent?
Many Jews, such as myself, are pretty far to the right. This is generally only applies for Israeli Jews, however.
Why are you moving to Jewsrael anyway?
Right-wing child of Israel reporting in!
My mistake, I accidentally replied to myself.
Israel is my home and I love it.
Hey you filthy jew, could I move to some sketchy place in central Asia and say I'm diaspora or whatever and get Israeli citizenship? After having learnt of the Jewish tricks my deepest desire is to be a jew.
Nope. Israel requires paperwork. The easiest way to get that paperwork is to go through a Conservative conversion (yes, they recognize them now).
>but my country didn't keep track of jews like russians did!
There will be synagogue records, ketubot (marriage documents) going back generations, that kind of thing. I don't think they accept genetic testing (yet).
The conversion itself won't take long and is really very easy, but can be expensive. Good luck.
I think Israel accepts genetic testing for Ashkenazim DNA.
So I could become a Jew and join the IDF and shoot muzzies?? That's my deepest dream ever
They require either a written letter from a rabbi confirming Jewish ancestry, or a conversion document signed by a beit din.
Absolutely. If you are sincere, speak to a local rabbi.
lmao you guys, retards
Of course you can, all of the russians here virtually are goys. Literally just make something up and pretend to be Jewish, they won't care if your white.
I look Moroccan, would that help me?
What is your opinion on Palestine?
I was recently approved for citizenship, I assure you the only way to be approved is to acquire one of the documents I listed here:
They're very strict about this part.
According to this they're seriously considering making it a requirement for allyah.
jlb.oxfordjournals.org
So to the Dutch guy who wanted to fake it, a conversion will be your only way. It's really no big deal, particularly if you have a genuine interest.
They don't belong in Israel and they all need to go back to Jordan and/or Egypt.
Rev 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Deuteronomy 4:27-28
And the LORD shall scatter you among the nations, and ye shall be left few in number among the heathen, whither the LORD shall lead you. And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.
There are no white Jewish pieces of shit in Africa. Also you're th majority in Israel. In every country we're in we're the minority and we are poor and oppressed. Stop your lies, you worship the devil.
Those faggots are Khazars so of course you can. They're not even actual Israelites. Notice they call themselves Jews but have no idea what that means. They also call themselves Jewish which means like a Jew but not actually one and call themselves Israeli. They are bastards in a homeland that is not there's and they'll be killed for it. They also go by their mother's lineage which is retarded as fuck and goes against God.
Eh, not really but on the upside there are a lot of moroccan Jews. I know we need non arab citizens badly on account of demographic dangers so you might still get in, especially if you say you wanna be in the IDF throughout the process.
So I give some Russian rabbi some shekels and I go to the Israeli embassy and I'm Israeli?
Replace "Embassy" with "Jewish Agency website" and you are correct.
Yes bribing Jews really isn't supposed to be hard.
Jewish religion is he coolest,
Old testament > New testament
youtube.com
Jews are so helpful, if my life turns out shit and I become a NEET kissless virgin I might just become a jew.
>all of the russians here virtually are goys
I take it you're an American there on vacation or a proxyfag.
Every Russian who came out during the 80s and their offspring had proof from the state that they were Jewish. It was on their passports and birth certificates, which was enough for the Israeli government to say ok, fine, you're Jewish. I'm sure you can find copies of these documents.
I do however know many Russians here who aren't Jewish who left with a Jewish family just to get the fuck out of the USSR. They didn't turn around and try to go to Israel though, because they knew they would need the proof and who the fuck would want to live in Israel anyway? According to Israel you're from a rich country (USA) and would get none of the benefits that other immigrants did, like housing allowances, appliances, job assistance, etc.
If that day comes, you're always welcome in the Promised Land! Drinks will be on me.
Fuck off we're full
No one likes you American """""Jews""""". Please stay in America, just send us money, that's all you're good for
I've got Polish citizenship, would that help?
Hello Jewfriend, any idea when (((globalization))) will start implementing Noahide law for all non-Israel countries?
From a philosophical perspective, they seem pretty /comfy/, but I'm a bit concerned about how we will go about interpretating these laws. Will it be according to a Sanhedrin in Israel, or will we be able to interpret it ourselves according to our our traditions after the third temple is rebuilt and you remove kebab from the temple mount?
Shalom :^)
No.
Fuck you, they already approved me for Aliyah.
I'd move before the election if that's practical.
That's really cute and all, but the truth is that this country is corrupt and needs new citizens, and it has always been like this, luckily for my parents.
Do you fucking know how easy it is to get any kind of document through bribery in Russia? Just think about it for a second. Russia.
If aquafresh can get a rabbi or whatever who will get him documents, he'll be in, nobody will give half a shit because he's a euro, just like they didn't in the 80's and 90's.
Doubt it
I'm voting for Trump before I move to Israel.
No, he is right, most of them only have 1 Jewish grandfather or grandmother.
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Delete this, this is not funny. You can't be redpilled, identify with a group and not identify with the most extreme branch of that group. You're either a radical Orthodox Christian or a radical communist or a radical nazi or a radical libertarian or a radical monarchist or a radical zionist and so on. If you're redpilled and identify with a group you can't be a moderate member of that group. Therefore everyone who's redpilled and still choose to identify as Jewish must therefore be a radical zionist who supports both all the past crimes committed by tribe and all the future crimes that will be committed by the tribe.
Sup Forums Jews are 100% evil to the core. They're filled with nothing but hate. This thread shouldn't be allowed. If you want to talk about the talmud or the bible or about religion you should shitpost in the Christian general instead. There's nothing wrong with being Jewish but there is something wrong with being a radical zionist like all of you are. Mods should delete these threads.
How hard is Hebrew? I've got this learn it yourself book with an audio CD and everything. But I haven't started yet, will it be hard to learn for a simple goy as myself?
The government gives all new citizens five free months of intensive Hebrew courses, and it doesn't take long to pick up the language after immersing yourself in it for a bit.
Probably, it's a completely different language group. We do have a lot of support for learning it here, and you get credit for trying because we're like that.
Also this
So where are you moving to in Israel?
Fuck it, this is my exit strategy.
.באר שבע
?איפה אתה מין
>Go to new synagogue for Passover
>Rabbi is a female
>Black Jew there who converted and sings soul music to make link between American slavery and Egyptian slavery
>Guatamalan Jew who explains her mother converted to marry a Jew, divorced, and stayed a Jew and married a guatamalan guy, making her daughter a Jew
Easily the strangest service I've ever been to.
תל אביב:(
באר שבע חמה ומסוכנת מידי לטעמי
נראה לי אני אעבור לחיפה עוד מעט
You pieces of shit are not Israelites. You're jewish! If you're an Israelite tell me what tribe you come from and pull a scripture that can reference this!
Sounds like a Reform synagogue.
Does Judaism accept conversion?
Good luck, friend. Haifa is a beautiful city. Why do you not enjoy living in Tel Aviv?
Also, how difficult do you think it would be to organize an Israeli Sup Forums meetup in Jerusalem shortly after I move? I won't have any friends in my new home and this would be a good place to start.
Absolutely, and the Talmud teaches that it is a sin to treat a concert any differently than someone who was born Jewish.
*convert
Also, refer to the above posts regarding conversion.
Orthodox New here. It's true, that is what the Talmud teaches; it even says you can't even remind a convert that they weren't born Jewish because they are 100% equal to someone born to a Jewish mother.
>Why do you not enjoy living in Tel Aviv?
Mainly the faggots and leftists, you know.
Otherwise it's fun, although quite expensive. In haifa I can get a nice apartment for about 2K including food and all the rest, it'll be colder which my slavic genes will appreciate, and less commotion.
>how difficult do you think it would be to organize an Israeli Sup Forums meetup in Jerusalem shortly after I move?
Oh boy. I don't know if a de facto white nationalist board meet up will fly here. I personally won't come just out of pure OPSEC, if there's anything I learned from my long time here is to not be in a situation where my face or name can end up on Sup Forums.
Isaac had two sons Jacob and Esau. Esau was red like white people are Jacob and everyone else was brown like normal people. If you notice everyone in the world is Truly a shade of brown even Asians who are pale have a slightish brown tint that looks almost yellow. White people are truly the only people in the world who look Red/pink which is also a derivative of red. I'll show you why you call yourselves white instead of red
Genesis 25:26
The first to come out was red, and his whole body was like a hairy garment; so they named him Esau.
Who turns red whenever they show emotions? White people. Who comes out with reddish skin when they are born? White people. What group of people are more hairy than any other? White people. You're all one people that is Esau.
Genesis 25:27
The boys grew up, and Esau became a skillful hunter, a man of the open country, while Jacob was content to stay at home among the tents.
Further proves my point. What group of people are always in the open country fucking with nature and on tv sleeping out in the woods and etc...white people its obvious.
Genesis 36:8
Thus dwelt Esau in mount Seir: Esau is Edom.
Keyword Mt. Seir
What does Caucasian mean? A white person of European descent and referring to the Caucacus aka the Caucasus mountains. You're a mountain people once again backed up by God.
Now what does God say about your people?
Romans 9:13
Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated."
God says he hates white people yet white people go around preaching God loves everybody and they are the real Jews. White people preach that because the truth is God loves hates them loves us and ONLY US. You stole our identity! Your people are white devils! What is a devil? It means a deceiver; someone who deceives people. If God hates your people and yet you go around preaching God loves everybody or you're the real jews when you're NOT, YOU ARE OF SATAN & a damn devil too. You're all going to be slaves very soon.
*Jew
Any other /orthodox/ here?
I find it hilarious that because of Sup Forums pointing out that
> da J00s
are behind everything, this has made me become more interested in Judaism in general, and made me want to convert.
At this point I think I'll stick with being a Noahide, but I'm always happy to see Jews occupied with tikkun olam
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WUZ
I can't help but feeling for the low class jews when I see a master kike pulling his trick in the news though.
Be careful cocky jewish faggots, your elites always led you to mass murder without a problem. If sometimes antisemitism is ok for greater money reasons or whatever, but it might be an actual holocaust this time considering the amount of shit kikes pulled on the west in the post WWII decades...
lmao I didn't know WE niggas like you really existed
I'll tell you what I told the Palestinians - come and take it faggot
What shitty neighborhood do you live in?
Hee da's rassisties!
Israel is a backwards racist reactionary state, the Jewish people do not exist.
Hair was white as wool. Quote it correctly.
Who is this guy?
I seemed to have missed out on this.
Black or Afrikaans? Or Anglo?
>and made me want to convert
>implying you won't be considered a goy even with the maximum amount of willing (and money)
GOOD GOYIM ITT
Sure you might pretend to be a kike/convert to be able to move to occupied Palestine but never forget that kikes are racialist and will never fully accept a goy. You will ALWAYS be considered inferior, maybe slightly above the average goy but that's it.
Else why do you think that shit is given by the mother?
You're an idiot and have no idea what you're talking about.
Also, "Palestine" has never existed and it never will.
He can just move to tel aviv dude
You are really really overestimating the orthodoxy of this country, we're very secular next to what Sup Forums thinks of us.
דתניא רבי יוסי אומר לעתיד לבא באין עובדי כוכבים ומתגיירין, ומי מקבלינן מינייהו, והתניא אין מקבלים גרים לימות המשיח, כיוצא בו לא קבלו גרים לא בימי דוד ולא בימי שלמה, אלא שנעשו גרים גרורים, ומניחין תפילין בראשיהן... כיון שרואין מלחמת גוג ומגוג, אומר להן על מה באתם, אומרים לו על ה' ועל משיחו... וכל אחד מנתק מצותו והולך
Yeah, and gold is green...
Sorry officer, I'm just passing by, trying to get to work.
Here's my passbook.
Oor die ver verlate vlaktes, en die kreun van ossewa....
I'm talking about secularity, I'm talking about being recognized as a Jew amoung jewish societies.
Try to join something like the B'nai B'rith with your "conversion" lmao
>"Palestine" has never existed
TOPKEK
Sure, it was an empty land before you kiked your way there through the Britbongs
Continue to claim land based on a religious book you fucking faggot
I'm curious, what do Israeli women generally think about American guys?
Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika
>Continue to claim land based on an interpretation of a religious book
fixed it.
how do I convert without sacrificing my foreskin to moloch? Does the grand rabbinate of Israel accept reform conversions?
Hey do the Anglos and Boers in Suid Afrika sing all the parts of the anthem?
I was just talking to my wife about this last night. We're the only ones scattered.
Yes, Reform conversions are accepted for citizenship, but not by the Chief Rabbinate.
There's tons of land for Palestinians to go to. If they want to worship Mohammed they can go to Saudi Arabia. It's mostly uninhabited anyway.
Whites only sing the last verse :^)
I'm Jewish and earnestly considering bugging out to a kibbutz for a year. I've only been to Israel on birthright, but I feel utterly disconnected in the US.
You're trying to tell me that Afrikaners don't sing their own part?
You want us to come take it? We will you damn devil! I'll tell you how we will to in my next post.
Revelation 1:13-15
His feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters.
And in the midst of the lampstands one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe and with a golden sash around his chest. The hairs of his head were white, like white wool, like snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire,
Daniel 10:5-6
I lifted up my eyes and looked, and behold, a man clothed in linen, with a belt of fine gold from Uphaz around his waist. His body was like beryl, his face like the appearance of lightning, his eyes like flaming torches, his arms and legs like the gleam of burnished bronze, and the sound of his words like the sound of a multitude.
Daniel 7:9
“As I looked, thrones were placed, and the Ancient of Days took his seat; his clothing was white as snow, and the hair of his head like pure wool; his throne was fiery flames; its wheels were burning fire.
Ezekiel 40:3
When he brought me there, behold, there was a man whose appearance was like bronze, with a linen cord and a measuring reed in his hand. And he was standing in the gateway.
1 corinthians 11:14
Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,
Find me one scripture that says Christ was white. I showed you plenty that says he is dark brown. I bet you can't. You're a damn devil and a liar and you're going to be slaves. You can lie to the world but how is it you think you can lie to God? The audacity of your people is beyond anything I've ever known. That's why you're going to be slaves and in death you'll be destroyed. You won't have the pleasure of serving us in Heaven, you're going into the lake of fire devil.
I would cum all over her eyebrows.
YOU
STOLE
IT
Fucking kikes, can't even admit the simplest thing
lmao, Israelites were there first, not these north african invaders.
Actually, we purchased 85% of the land from Arabs and won the rest when through wars that they initiated.