/HEEM/ Low-Key Edition

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fuark wanted holly to win

My weeb brother just sent me this. What do you think is going through his mind?

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that feel when no rizin fight federation live stream

THAT WAS SHITTY POST FIGHT INTERVIEW FOR CYBORG

>tfw nailed my picks
Should have set up a parlay desu

neat!

Anyone going to watch Rizin? I need a stream.

I think Megan might have a shot

WANDYYYYY

i love this webm

HAND OVER THE UNDERHOOKS

Worst card ever cyborg saved the card

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193 was a mistake

>Justino vs. Holm
56/88 (63.6%)

Congratulations to our winners. At least you get some satisfaction out of this fairly shitty card.

rizin stream where

a shame UFC took so long to sign and promote Cyborg, shame on you Dana

Apologize!

the real Fighter of the Year

Anybody interesting in the card?

at least Holly got her stupid face smashed

Will never use a German sub-human thread.

Khabib looked phenomenal (as always)

VOLKAN BLESS my fellow BLACK TÜRK brother
together in the name of KARA BOĞA shall we DESTROY the wh*Toid UFC """champion""" DANIEL CORMIER

when the holy war commences khabib will be spared.

be honest, do you guys seriously have plans for new years eve tomorrow night?

It's time for the real shit. RIZIN IS ON BOYS

>48-47

kek

It's in a few hours here
And no, of course not

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Still like Conors chances, that fight when how most thought it would and Edson doesn't have one punch ko power

I know, who could of expected Holy Holm to do so well?

>body shots u

RIZIN HERE
twitch(DOT)tvSLASHkhabibsmesh

Gucci, Cro Cop, Rena, Memeshin

How is Canada this time of year Edmond?

Don't pretend you was impressed with that performance

we rizin now

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>khabib's ground and pound

God damn, that was a brutal beating. Only saving grace of this card was getting to watch The Eagle at work.

*under hooks you*
You know cruz gave cyborg the perfect game plan.

I told you guys. Khabib is a special talent.
>shoulder rolls the headkick
>icily stares at you while walking forward
>smoothly ducks under the second spinning headkick
>burningly glares at you for your insolent attempts at deterring him from achieving his destiny: GOAThood
>takes you down and gives you 20 years' worth of CTE
We all knew it was going to happen, lads. We are blessed to be in the Khabib era. Inshallah, may God bring us all victory from the Eagle's wings.

Cyborg could fight with her eyes closed, all she need to do is protect her face every time she hears Holm screaming.
Literally the same combinations added with forced scream, dumbest cunt in wmma

>Still like Conors chances
I like his chances of quitting and tapping cause he has no heart and has the cardio of a 400 lbs black man

I don't speak American can one of you translate this please

Agreed, Card was awful but Khabib did what Khabib does. Beastly

Based Miruko

/ourgirl/ RENA is fighting tonight lads.

Twitch stream bro, did you get a donations from this or the last stream?

Is Holly Natty?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks for fixing the quality

wow that's a lot of redditors in there

You're right I wasn't impressed watching Megan Anderson get pieced up by women with negative records.

Cyborg by KO = Free Money

Rogan: "Conor has $100 million in the bank."
LOL.
How can a grown man who know better say such things?
Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around
>$14,000,000
and then you have to pay out the UFC, and according to some they got "most" of Conor's purse.

"100 million in the bank"
Grow up, Joe.

how was this a 48-47

cyborg dominated the fight except for the clinch

what round actually Holly won and for what

>CTE the tweet

When does Rizin actually start? Please help

Is Tenshin fighting?

Apologize to the future of MMA

To honor VOLKAN "KARA BOĞA" OEZDEMIR some Argentine KARA BOĞA worshipper created the BBC (Big Black Check) or simply, the Black Bull Offensive.
As we can see the BLACK man OEZDEMIR, represented by the BLACK horse which is the force of nature, is unstoppable.. goes ...Na6-c7, already prepped by the wh*Te king, DANIEL CORMIER.
If we continue analysing the scenario in which the Black Bull Offensive happens, we can see the phallus of the Black Bull: it occupies the coordinates c6-c5.
the wh*Te """man"" (AKA, DANIEL CORMIER) can't do anything about it but move to Kb5-a5 and let the BLACK TÜRK pound the wh*Te queen, the wh*Te"""""""""UFC champion"""""" can't fight because VOLKAN "KARA BOĞA" OEZDEMIR (represented by the BLACK KING) is protecting the BLACK Horse(BULL)granting a protective, melanin aura.

Why does Sup Forums hate muslims again, because they're brown and take your women?

It shouldn't matter, those are the sluts.

I would rather watch Cyborg shit in Holly's mouth than see Holly fight ever again

BETTER USE MY THREAD NEXT TIME

>boxed up by Carla Esparza

Still going berserk

It was 49-46 at best but I can understand how someone thought Holm won rounds 1 and 4.

1st and 5th I'm assuming.
Not saying I agree with the score, but in the 1st Holly landed some decent strikes, and she had good control since Cyborg accepted the clinch positions. The 5th Holly had that one flurry. Maybe they gave her that, or the 2nd which was similar to the 1st

Yes
Now

>montage of violent fighting
>classical music starts playing

BASED fucking Ausbro
Thank you m8

>15% to publicist
>10-15% to manager
>10% to agent
lmao people will reply to you

>brutalizing soccermoms flown in on 30hrs notice

Is this the new Cyborg?

gomi pls win ;_;

>tfw you don't get your underhooks in

pottery

Khabib would have smashed Tony and Conor tonight in the same night if they weren't ducking him.

white women are least likely to marry outside their race of any women.. it's not about that. you fucking cuck.


It's about the fact muslims are swarming into white christian countries and breeding like rabbits. If you follow this path to it's end it leads to the complete replacement of christian western culture and values.

Lads.
219 was so shit I'm not sure I'm even in the mood for Rizin anymore. Khabib was based but that's about it.

What was in the air that we got literally 0 heems?

rate my rear naked choke

That pasta really revs you up huh?

But srsly who is this qt pie

Well that shitshow was a good warmer fro RIZIN

Ashlee Evans-Smith

nooooot gonna happen, sadly. Yachi is a killer.

Post rizin links.

Thanks for doing the picks my guy. File size is Xbox huge but good job. I don't think I have enough free time for heem anymore like I used to. You gonna do stats?

cyborg put on a better show than khabib, go away

You deserve it, you suck Jewish dick and exploit other races.

>The sperg is revved up on new year's eve

Imagine the sad pathetic life this loser leads then realise that whenever you get sad count yourself lucky you will never be this "person"

>4
You could give her 1,2 or 5.
3 and 4 were all cyborg.
Think she won the first 2 and def the 1st.

RIZIN ALREADY.LIT

The Virgin Jiu Jitsu vs The Chad Sambo

Can BJJ ever recover from tonight? Guys like Khabib and Ben Askren show these pajama-clad dorks the *real* way you use grappling to fuck somebody's day up.

BJJ guys:
Stop. Spamming. Backmount. It's a fucking meme with MMA gloves on, and so much of jiu jitsu is centered around the idea of getting backmount.

Why do people hates invaders? I don't know cuckboy, go ask Sup Forums.

And who let them in?

[email protected]

trips confirm

Is Rizin a new promotion or what? What the hell is this shit?

rizin stream
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i want a gf