/nba/ general - DA LAND edition

MEM: Kobi Simmons scores career-high 17 points
GS: Bombs away for Steph Curry in his return
DEN: Jamal Murray scores 31 points in 40 minutes
NY: Kristaps Porzingis drops 30 points in victory
CLE: Jazz hand birthday boy LeBron a loss
NO: DeMarcus Cousins puts up 29 and 19 in loss
MIA: Tyler Johnson scores season-high 31 points
ORL: Aaron Gordon scores 39 points vs. Heat
ORL: Bismack Biyombo posts double-double, 4 blocks
DET: Andre Drummond posts a 14/21/6 line in win
DET: Reggie Bullock scores career-high 22 points
SA: Kawhi Leonard plays season-high 28 minutes

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>lebron is washed up
>westnigger is a bust

summer of larry alliance is the best summer ever

>da land
>portland
please don't disrespect cleveland ever again with this mistake

lebrton is just doing that tim duncum shit and sandbagging until the playoffs because who gives a fuck about the regular season man

yo how do i fug bertual youtuba ai like how can i get me some

be larry

who that

a lebron and westbrook dickrider on this general

well fuck that guy

so he's not part of hinkie's heroes?

post ya favorite brons

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based portlandia took over da land
lmaooooo


also
>3-5
>advanced stats

Wade is fucking terrible haha better give that old weak nigga some steroids or some shit

It's about that time

>jae crowder can't even post up ricky rubio

lmao

I will be spending my new years eve watching Lauri Markkanen dominate the basket balling world from my 4k TV.
There is no comfier feel in the world

>City of Evil
Self-titled album was better desu

>J R SHIT

Stop posting and seek medical attention

Listen to On Me by WIZE

One of the few English/Grime rappers I like.

Only a few seconds in and I already like it. Thanks based AI poster

the cavs fucking suck lmao
and there is nothing ANYONE can do about it

This is the best UK rap song I've ever heard.

All the other shit is meme boom beep bap shit.

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Donovan Mitchell is already a superstar.

He's already elite and it's only his rookie year.

I cannot believe he's improved this much since college. He used to be such a bad three point shooter but suddenly became elite. His shooting form is remarkable, his balance and feet placement is textbook.

He's like a combo of Westbrook, Wade, and Klay.

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Scottie Jorpen and Michael Pippon

lebron more like lenigger kek

Racism is not /nba/ approved please go back to /nfl/

sorry it was a typo

>One of the few English/Grime rappers I like.


listen to Dizzie Rascal early work is pretty good

FIX UP LUK SHAHP

Not a single pull up three, all of them catch and shoot, quickly sets his feet and aligns his shoulders.

Great handles, great jump stop move to the rim and splitting double teams, have seen him use eurostep properly in other games, crazy athleticism and wingspan for his size, knows how to make one cut dribbles to the rim, not that good at handling the ball in traffic. Handles the ball and has great basic PG play, he can be a PG/SG hybrid or even dedicated to PG full time in the future like Westbrook was coming out of college. Great pass to Favors at towards the end of the game there, very clutch awareness of the floor and defense double teaming him.

This guy really is young Wade and Westbrook with three point ability.

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He should definitely be ROTY by the end of the year. Simmons is great but he's a redshirt, still has an awful jumpshot and scoring ability is limited upon how much space defenses give him intentionally. He's not more exciting and outstanding the Mitchell.

Tatum as well is a better rookie than Simmons, he's not a guy you can give the ball at the end of games like Mitchell and expect to control the game and make plays as a passer, and at this point in the season an elite scorer, but Tatum has been elite in efficiency as a off ball role player and makes amazing plays as a cutter, weakside driving to the rim off a pass from the strongside, and overall just efficient as hell in all phases of the game but as a ball handler.

>take me seriously
>here's an anime girl in a pink dress

you mad coon

What would happen if both KD and Steph got season-ending injuries just before the playoffs began?

what would happen if Bane intercepted the Warriors jet and crashed the plane with no survivors

What would happen if I busted a couple nuts in Curry’s boipucci and then finished him off with a warm load down the throat no homo?

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Donovan Mitchell is not already a superstar. He is not elite. He is not an elite 3-point shooter. He is a pretty good offensive guard for a rookie, he can get buckets and he can shoot some, and he's going to be a good player in the league for years, but let's not go completely fucking crazy here. He is probably not Wade and he's probably not Westbrook. There are no advanced stats that support the idea that Donovan Mitchell is even close to elite. He's good for a rookie.

Who are the sons of the NBA?

>MJ's sons
Jimmy
Kawhi

>Kobes sons
De Rozan
Booker
Westbrook

>LeBron's sons
Giannis
Simmons

>Dirk's sons
Lauri Markannen
Kristaps

>Jason Kidd's sons
Rondo
Kris Dunn
Lonzo Ball

>AI's sons
CP3
IT4
Nate Robinson
Kyrie Irving

>Ginobli's son
Harden

>Durant's sons
Embiid
Ingram

>Penny's sons
Kemba Walker
John Wall

>Shaq's son
Dwight Howard

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>durant
>embiid
wat

>Shaq's son
>Dwight Howard
You know realize that Dwight played in the NBA before Shaq.

Finally I can wear LeBron on my body.

What the Fuck? Fuckin idiot. God dam. Fuck

Garbage Lineage

>Durant and Embiid
>CP3 and AI
> Hardaway and Kemba
wtf

I would align Chris Paul and Kemba walker to the Isiah Thomas (Detroit Piston HOF) lineage. Small point guards who are quick and have nice handles.

Mitchell reminds me more of La clipper's Eric Gordon before his knees died on him. Can catch and shoot threes and attack the paint with his quick first step. The only thing I'd like to see him improve right now is drawing contact and getting to the line.

>Patriots have the first seed locked

Boston can't stop winning lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NBA badly needs to bring back 5-game first round series

Chris Paul as AI's kid? Paul is more Kidd than Iverson

Paul is too short to be Kidd

Paul is more Isiah Thomas (Det HOFmer) than Kidd or AI..

Bulls/Wiz

>snowing silently
>sound of fireworks in the distance
>just came from sauna
>NBA on telly with commentary on English
>eating salt and vinegar crisps

We are hitting comfy levels that should not even be possible.

Fucking loser lmao

Atleast I'm white

I got that one too, but I'm really digging Sidewinder rn

it's game day boys

>1 Seed
>#2 pick

How can other teams even compete?

>Wolves 17 - Pacers 0
lmao

What did he mean by this?

Stephanie curry (step's wife) cooks great food

steph curry fucks his wife and she gets that after-sex glow

kerr stops beating his kids because they win more games

This dude is so cringeworthy

>have to play the Rockets again
fuck the guy who made this schedule

>bulce
Fuck me

Got here early, Juju is warming up
What should I scream at him?

> it's time for another Lakers loss and getting to rub it into the mentally ill fucks faces afterwards

Can't wait

>Tatum should in time become a high-scoring wing at the NBA level. The 6-8 athlete averaged 16.8 points and 7.3 rebounds -- after missing the first eight games of the season with a foot injury -- and ultimately helped Duke win the 2017 ACC Tournament. The only thing missing, right now, is a reliable 3-point shot that scouts believe can be developed.
>The only thing missing, right now, is a reliable 3-point shot that scouts believe can be developed.

Kek he literally has no downsides

Sidewinder is a good song. That ending solo is still kino.

>the rebuilding Bulls who just traded their franchise player away have more wins than the Lakeshits

LOL

"I love you Steve Nash"

I just drank two alcohols and I feel like I'm bout to die

ROBERSON HAS BEEN BENCHED.

> Josh Huestis is starting in place of Andre Roberson.

call an ambulance.

tell me about Clint, why does he wear the mask?

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>Celtics win again
I'm getting real tired of this shit

is this aids skrillex's brother?

wew

injured

Me on the far left

clint almost died rn

Why did Silver put so many Celtics Ws in the script?

A 'Lebron Revenge' subnarrative for the playoffs. It'll be spun as an ECF underdog story

this guy slaps your superstar on the ass, wat do

Why do the refs hate OKC?

>0 nationally televised games today
Is there a more shook league? NBA is fucking pathetic. Forever NFL's bottom bitch

Rockets about to lose again lmao 6 game losing streak here they come

Tristan Thompson makes more money per year than the NFL's best running back.

I’m loving what I am seeing from the Bulls, especially the young players like Dunn and Markkanen. I just hope they trade Lopez and Mirotic so we can rank for Doncic at the 2


Dunn
Doncic
LaVine
Markkanen
???

Pretty good

??? could've been Jordan Bell

>Randle and Kuzma fucking up the Rockets

The nfl also has like 5 times as many players on the team. NBA revenue is less than the MLB

>cockshits went from a 15 win streak to a 6 game losing streak

If this keeps up my Thundies will be the 2nd seed by the end of the year lmao

>Lakeys upping Randy's trade value
smart tbph

Yeah Magic Johnson is a major retard, he's gonna trade away his best player for the 2nd straight year LOL

*Fouls ou without making contact*

heh...nice try kid

Is it just me or are the refs totally biased towards Mavs?