The Mummy 2017 general

New Extended Trailer + Featurette is out.
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Discuss
Do you think based Brendan will make a cameo?

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Daily reminder that they didnt even bother sending Brendan an invitation to the premiere.

He has to buy his own ticket

Why isnt the media upset about the Mummy getting Tom-washed. The original character is clearly an ethnic Frasier. Brendan deserves better representation in film.

He looks good in this picture. Is he finally turning it around?

that's cruel man.

Why is it set in London?

BEUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I love it when Tom goes
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH in the Zero G sequence.

>points at Tom Cruise
>t-that was me 15 years ago you know

Because everyone loves Tom Cruise. Even the media.

Egyptian mythology was 100% made up by the Masons, along with the fake ruins and artifacts. The Ankh is just a representation of a Stonemasons tool.

I once got kicked from a World of Warcraft group for saying the Mummy trilogy was superior to the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Welp thanks for reading this.

do you think they fucked?

I'm sorry bro. You will always be welcome here

So does Tom Cruise fuck the mummy?

somehow i dont think so

You'd be scared of women too if your ex did the same to you what his ex did to him.

Ha, I laftd out lowd. Please tell us more, friend.

You just know

Thank you for your honesty

>pls stop touching me

Shiiet
>Ever been divorced
>Ever look down the guise of a woman you "Knew?"
>Life goes on, but damn you're living in the backlight of betrayal and ugliness of a broken existence

And the lesson is "Dont ever get married"

Or, yknow, make her sign a fucking prenup.

Or hire a hitman and have her killed.

Seriously, just kill her. It can't be more messier than a divorce.

i heard that prenups are useless in divorce courts

>Brendan Frasier

>mfw

Nah, that's only if you put in shit like "She/he gets nothing if they cheat", that sort of thing. You have to put in something to provide for the other party if you earn more than them, but they can't rob you as blind as they like.

t. lawyer

Fuck Tom Cruz
Brendan is mummy

Let's not make this a "mommy meme" thread.

>It's already, and always a return to thinly disguised regret and self hatred about broken relationships ruined by flawed women and the inevitable wasting away of life that ensues when life gives up.

>what's that, Brendan? you're out of money?
>well better sell one of your kidneys

>action movie that takes place internationally
>Big Ben is destroyed
Hollywood is incestuous trash

Take your shitty forced redditor meme and GTFO

God, she even looks like a mega cunt.

what a lovely girl

youtube.com/watch?v=nE02kA0QfQM

just fuck my shit up pham

gross, i hate retards.

tom cruise is 54y old
tom cruise was imhotep all along

Why do you """people""" worship this no-talent meathead faggot so much? You do realise he's an archetypal Chad, exactly the kind of dumb jock who used to bully you in school?

But where do Chad's go when they die through marriage...Sup Forums. You're welcome.

I am past school son. I am the chad now and chads from back then are now miserable wagecucks

stop teasing Brendan

>He hasn't signed the petition
change.org/p/netflix-bring-brendan-fraser-back-into-film-television

porque?

Reminder that alimony ends January 31, 2019

YIPPEE

Everyone I know still loves him, so the question is, which pedo jew did he attempt to expose?

chamcham would never tease Brendan

>Career looking up
>Only 2 more horrible years of alimony

Slowly but surely he's unfucking his shit.

How the fuck would it make any sense for a character from a movie set in the early 1900's to be getting a cameo in a movie set in the 2010's?

How dare you, Egyptians were black kangs who invented stargates and flying pyramids

What will happen to ChamCham when the IMDB boards go down?

thechamcham.blogspot.com/

they could bring him back... as a mummy

Oh god, this is SaganFan1983 all over again

Magic, d'uh.

>Tom looks up news footage or a documentary about the incident
>Brendan gets a cameo in the video

How to save Brendan's Career

>Numummy is a success
>Numummy 2 has Imhoteph as the villain
>Tom Cruise vs Imhoteph where Tom Cruise has to use voodoo magic to bring O'connell back to life so he could help Cruise with his old rival

youtube.com/watch?v=pwz5-eyCgXE
youtube.com/watch?v=QIbdRQHINMI

>"I will buy the tickets for the new Mummy movie if I have the money. "
What did he mean by this?

I know his alimony payments are astronomical but he still has millions of dollars.
How is he in the hole to you people?
He is richer than all of us.

>Big Bren is destroyed

like poetry

He musk ask for permission first.

What kind of food will Brendan sneak into the theater?

ez to answer

>egypt mummy
>not even egyptian hierogliphs
>hollyshit

Water and wet crackers he found in a bin

They had a writing system parallel to glyphs

...

and pocket full of those little ketchup packs you get from Mcdonalds

lel

whatever that mummy looks like Delevigne in Suicide Squad
Hollywood doesn't even know how to do mummyes

Damn those Twitter bullies!

How do we stop them?

Third one isn't shipped though kek

This time feminist may be right, some female characters should be allowed to be ugly.

Why is his voice so shaky holy fuck it's like he's scared to clip the mic or something

He's an empty shell of a man

youtube.com/watch?v=4_w3VS1uUhI

BRENDAN FRASER TALKING TO FILM STUDENTS
kfoxtv.com/news/local/actor-brendan-fraser-talks-with-nmsu-students-for-las-cruces-international-film-festival

JUST

MRA cope

-teacher! Theres a bum in the classroom. I think he's drunk

>siguiendo
YOU ARE EL JUSTO

JAJAJA JUSTOS TODOS VIVA MEXICO CINCO MAYONESE ALIMONIO JAJAJA

:(

EL JUSTO EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA

>yfw he makes a glorious comeback in avatar 2

>Brendan goes to the cafeteria
>looks nervously around
>starts stuffing food to his pockets

His character is a divorced man scaping from galactic wide alimony payments. Finding a new love in an alien world where the concept of marriage is non existent

>Brendan gets 1 minute cameo in Avatar 2
>His scene gets deleted

legit tearing up

>Imhotep
>desiccated walking corpse
>this
>girl in cosplay
t-thanks

THEY PASSED THE LINE WITH STUFF LIKE THIS

>Downey Jr literally can't be even bothered to come to the set of Civil War on many days and they just CGI his face into the scenes where Iron Man doesn't have the helmet on
>meanwhile Tom Cruise does his own stunts in fucking zero gravity

>Brandon Fraser
JUST

Pitching: Brendan Fraser - A Star Wars Story

brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKfb1GqLGE91LA8LC0HM

>Episode 50,000

I hope soo

...

>weakness: the ropes of alimony

I'll be most upset if they replace the Mummy ride they have now at Universal Studios when a new grimdark-edgy Tom Cruise version of the ride.

The ride as is is fun as fuck and Brendan deserves that cup of coffee.

the jews promoting bondage necrofilia now
fucking nuts

HAHA, dude did that ride over christmas, nearly gave me whiplash and my mom screamed "something's wrong there shouldn't be so much fire", but yes, Fraser's cameo was the saving grace.

>Do you think based Brendan will make a cameo?

Sup Forums has never like brendan, that was the whole point.
Stop perpetuating reddit memes here