What's the hardest boner you've ever gotten from a non-porn movie?

What's the hardest boner you've ever gotten from a non-porn movie?


For me it's this
Those island girls, those fucking looks they give Mel Gibson
The fact that they're willing to literally forsake their life just to taste some dick, the whole idea makes me so fucking hard every time I watch it, HNNNNNNNGGGG

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Childhood is idolizing Christian.

Adulthood is realizing Bligh was right all along.

Fun fact:

Because the film is basically entirely based on Bligh's Captain's Log, this is the only film in existence that is more or less 100% accurate historically.

Pretty much any young Scarlett Johansson film

Ive never seen or heard of this, is it worth watching?

Yes. Pure navalkino, like Master and Commander. Excellent film.

did any group of people ever get cucked worse than the islander men?

Can I watch with my gf?

Persona. Need I say more?

It's great
Great overall story, the titties are just a bonus

She probably wouldn't understand it.

Probably from Not Another Teen Movie.


>That opening masturbation scene
>All that random nudity


DESU I find the opening scene hotter than porn sometimes.

Yes. It's a great film, but the soundtrack is by Vangelis and can take you out of it unless you're into that sort of thing.

Hopkins is great. The Laughton version is great as well.

well I had to go look up what you were posting about
youtube.com/watch?v=SW0mY-AARKw

It's not just the nudity and the tight amazonian titties
It's the whole idea of it

These women are literally leaving their life, just to get some prime traveller dick
It makes me so horny to think of

You do realize you can do the same right now, right?

Just travel to some East Asian shithole like the Philippines, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, etc. and you'll encounter the same thing.

I was in Japan last year actually
Got mired so hard by some of the girls there, fuck I miss it

the 1962 version of the Bounty was one of my favourite movies, how is the Mel Gibson one?

Vangelis is god tier, bro

youtube.com/watch?v=XLgUOiZUbTk

Is Liam Neeson just an extra in this?

he has a few lines

Better, though once you watch Listen to Me Marlon, and understand the context of Marlon Brando's psychological collapse in conjunction with the filming of that movie, then the 1962 version goes neck and neck with the 1984 one.

>Marlon Brando's psychological collapse in conjunction
would you mind giving me a TL;DR by any chance? I kinda wanna read into it.

It's a bit hard to summarize.

Stemming from domestic abuse, Marlon was always sort of unhinged. Hollywood amplified that to the nth degree for him, and he could not deal with the hypocrisy of it.

Eventually, he grew to hate acting as a profession and for what it stood in the world (and he's been articulate about that in interviews, you can watch the ones with Dick Cavett and others), but he had to act in order to make money and live a lavish lifestyle. Being untrained for anything else, obviously, he could do menial jobs, but they don't pay anything, so he acted while hating it.

This sort of reaches a boiling point in The Bounty because there he got to act everything he hated about himself and his ancestry, and live it in real time. He basically only acted after that in films for cash, and phoned it in as much as possible, so he could fund his lifestyle living in places like Hawaii etc.

There's more to it but that's the pertinent part.

Clark Gable hated Laughton because he was gay and that the tension between Bligh and Christian to focus. Laughton won the Oscar.

GOD DAMN YER EYES MAN YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME

>he got to act everything he hated about himself and his ancestry, and live it in real time.
Being a gentleman is not something that should be hated, It should be embraced.

Actually a decent role, but the focus is on the conflict between Gibson and Hopkins..

The gentleman you refer to killed himself from the gentlemanlyness.

Thank you for making my point.

Scenes from this movie turned me on more than any porno I've ever seen.

How does it compare to the 1935 version?

>Laughton
Listen to his album "The Story-Teller...a Session with Charles Laughton". I know it's on Spotify and probably YouTube. It's him recorded live not long before his death. He reads from things and tells stories from his life.

God I wish Hollywood would make more navykino

>Be me
>Be rebellious teen
>Be raised in strict christfag home
>Be resentful of authority
>Get girlfriend pregnant
>Get marched up the altar

>Be me 15 years later
>Have son who hates me
>Wont obey my authority

>Be a massive faggot hypocrite

>Listen to Me Marlon
going to watch it, cheers

Watch along with me
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>some dick

it's fucking prime Mel Gibson dick

thousands of women would die for this

I'm the opposite
Watched the Gibson one, not the Brando version

Problem I have with the '84 one is the Chief of the island gives away his daughter with tears in his eyes.Back then daughters were used as trade goods so his sentimentality is very 1980s westernised BS