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*doesn't let you into the thread*

*ejects you from the thread*

*shits on your chest*
wait, this isn't deutsch

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aesthetic

...

*ejects poo from my bum*

splish

post a-levels you did and judge each other

chemistry
english lit
biology

*punts her back to pakistan*

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maths
physics
economics
art

2nd year dropped art

I liked it at A level because the teacher was funny, swore alot, would leave in the middle of class to go for a smoke and complained about his ex wife and women constantly

had good banter with him

wonder what it must be like to grow up with a mum/dad who's famous

DO NOT WANT TO GO TO TOIL TOMORROW

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

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I love willies

>Ask girl how her weekend was
>She says "was absolutely mental"
>Leaves it at that and doesnt bother asking how mine was

Is this one a write off?

first good choon you've EVER posted so I'll reluctunantly give a (You) because the manor are top drawer
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good post

I spend ~$230 a week on food out of pure laziness. Really need to do something about this.

Napoleons only viable successor was stabbed to death by a rabid pack of zulus

she's coming down from mdma and deano's willy

>yeah mate id knock your jaw in if I heard you say that with your gimpy yank accent

>£19.4871428571 on food per day
fat cunt

film studies
philosophy
english lang

still managed to get into a semi-decent uni doing a STEM subject somehow

Here she comes, remember to greet our guest and don’t be rude

Hi hurricane it’s nice to see you!

wish Islam and the Middle East was the romanticised version lefties pretend it is

ffuuuuck
louis wnts to smack this nigger

>at A level
fuck off

yeah so was mine. only man that's ever made me appreciate shakespeare
good teachers really are fantastic. I don't think they get enough credit because most are so mediocre, but the good teachers I had at school really had a profound impact on my life

banter

England Independence when

how?

latin
class civ
philosophy
history
i know i fucked it, wasnt even bad at maths and science but i fucked it anyway

istanbul was pretty goddamn nice for the majority of the ottoman occupied history, but the empire as a whole was crumbling far before the great war

law
'lish lit
business
phsycology

rorke

bent

chem physics geography

lets get a women hate thread started lads

yeah I am a bit rorkey actually

wtf is that dish even supposed to be? butter soup?

english lit&lang
history
religious studies

alri

Mate that's nothing here if you're eating out. Your average sandwich + drink from a cafe costs $10-12 and in the evening its $5 delivery + my food. I barely eat anything and I'm skinny

my history teacher at school wrote my university recommendation and I was so thankful for it. i've always been a naturally lazy person and he was able to not only hold entertaining and informative lessons but also motivate me to actually give a shit. he died 2 years after I left school and I genuinely felt sad. great guy

physics
chemistry
maths
further maths

wasn't fun

English Literature
Business Studies
History
Politik

it's ice cream retard

really dunno desu, didn't even have to go to an interview

still think it may have been an admin error

alri roger scruton ahaha x

They're my friends.
I make them

slags showing their knickers please

ice cream you actual mongoloid

what type of icecream is perfectly flat on top? i thought it was a liquid

>rappers/arab sheikhs using collared cheetahs as 'street cred' pets

cheetahs are the lowest of the safari predators
lions and hyenas kill them for fun. and even vultures can easily chase them off their kills

masai warriors say the black stripes running down their faces are tears

nice one of my favs lad

they actually remind me of just random bands making it big in top of the pops back in the 80s

glad there's another manor fan

it's clearly not perfectly flat on top in the first picture you stupid twat

i'm actually trying to end up as a High Rorke like Scruton one day ahahah

would be a comfy job just writing books about loving the good old days

business idea: 1 day of the year where domestic violence is both legal and socially acceptable

they run really well though

what a strange post

are you a descendant of the masai tribe, mboko?

ice cream that comes in a fucking tub

bullshit. it's flat as a pancake

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really crave a kebab but wise enough not to actually order one

>This 5'7 fucking mexican used to fuck Taylor Swift and is now ENGAGED to Sophie Turner

What's your excuse /shit/?

Can't be money, both TayTay and Sophie are rich already.
Can't be height, he's 5'7.

What IS your excuse?

bout to close the curtains and do a wank. last chance to send me recs

Why are his scenes so elite?

i "dated" a girl for two weeks in the 5th grade(we held hands and even kissed once), and then i found out she made out with a guy at a softball game and so i dumped her. apparently i broke her heart badly enough that she decided to spent the next 7 years dating all my friends and taking their virginities(one of my friends was utterly infatuated with her for a year). i kept ignoring her but she took it even further after we graduating by marrying and having a kid with my old step brother who used to beat the shit out of me. i told her the truth about him, wished her luck and then moved away. it was clear she would never let me live in peace. women are insane

babestation

gift of the gab

I'm short and have no money

they're a dying breed of cockneys
if all london wogs were like johnny dutch i wouldn't mind em
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eating a toffee apple

I'm not a world famous pop star

even though you're an absolute virgin

you're not even wrong

womyn on mdma are so weird.

men want to talk, philosophise, feel the music, expand their minds

womyn on the other hand just turn into mega big slags.

prob because womyn are repressed and repress so much when sober

hmm

im not a rich famous hollywood singer actress

MMMPHHROAR!!

Yanks taking your women again I see
hehehe

love him

his signature ramming the fuck out of a girl while whispering strange french incantations in her ear slapping, choking and spitting on her is GOAT

>actress
meant actor

TOIL!

TOIL!

TOIL ON THE MORROW!

>That thick as fuck crust
motherfucker stop making me angry

Decided to go out for some Chinese at 10.35 only to remember it's Sunday and everything closes early on Sundays.

Will go to bed tonight for the third night in a row without eating.

What is the topping on the side that isn't pepperoni?
Is that chicken?

never reply to me again

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Physics, Chem, Math, Economics

long post but sorry lad, women do seem to tend to be insane

Found someone who met Thailad!

the fucking state of you mate

lanklets on suicide watch

>your
Women aren't objects. Women are free powerful individuals that don't require ownership of any man. This kind of thinking is pervasive in our society. It's not up to women to make you unlearn the misogynistic shit you've swallowed and make you woke.

Emma benitah top drawer
French music is OP

You're not supposed to settle down there lmao temporary hedonism is the point in going and everyone knows that

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bit worrying that this stuff is in our mainstream publications

as long as you're doing alright you deserved admission either way pham

ive played against manuel in a set at MKX. He beat me pretty bad.

Is Thailad the burnt out loser in reference?

don't care