>Be me, portuguese guy in norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice two nordic women sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Good morgen"
>They respond with: "Good morgen"
>I sit next to them
>They as where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>They say "Cool"
>They ask me whatI'm doing in Norway
>Isay I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say"How about you stop harassing those ladies?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say i come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>they get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately norwegian men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Overall good vacation
Be me, portuguese guy in norway
You made my day based pt user
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You forgot the part about the kids being 168cm
I'm saving this shit, this is some good pasta material
based portugal
LINDO ESTOU QUASE A CHORAR
Feels good to be CONQUEROR Atlantic IBERIAN MAN
Beautiful
>This is the average Portuguese man shortly after getting up from bed
...
kek.
People born until the 90's are turbomanlets, absolutely true.
I'm 184cm and I tower over most old/median age people. Kids these days though, I'm just slight above average. I swear the EU puts something in the milk of high schoolers these days.
lmao
Portvgal for the glory once again!
>Good morgen
>" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
you make the fatherland proud lad
kek
>I say i come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Glorious Lusitânia once again
lulz
Mocidade portugesa? style
o Vinícius de Morais contava que certa vez fez uma recital de poesia em Portugal, ao ser aplaudido falou:
"viva os jovens, viva a mocidade portuguesa!"
foi vaiado e não entendeu porra nenhuma.
Essa porra ainda gera muito butthurt?
>>how it actually went down
>......
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>nordic ladies stand up
>they are both 6'3
>Muslim "men" are barely 5'5
>Muslim men shut up and walk away
yap, because they were bounded with hitler youth and balilla.
Extremely good post.
>Implying Nords know how to defend themselves
What actually happened:
>Be me, portuguese guy in norway
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>inshallah brother
>We start harassing the nordic women
The Adventures of Alberto Barbosa: Norway ™
Been a long time since I've last seen this copypasta.
Then why is Sweden the rape capital of Evrope?
>Implying that our modern pt population is not as cucked as them too...
>Lisbon
I thought we said Portugal ?
No i mean Porto....