Official Buffalo Bills @ Miami Dolphins Game Thread

Importance of this game:

Possibly Jay Cutler's last NFL game.

also

Buffalo Bills playoff hopes are on the line. The Bills last playoff game was on January 8th, 2000. (The longest playoff drought currently in the NFL)

For the Bills to make the playoffs either of the two things must happen:

Scenario 1:
>Bills win, Titans lose and Chargers lose

Scenario 2:
>Bills win and Ravens lose

dubs and bills make the playoffs

28 years and still no dubz

Better luck next year.

WOO OUR 4TH QB THIS YEAR

DAVID FALES BOWLLLL

Come on Bills!

>Bills win, Titans lose and Chargers lose
or
>Bills win and Ravens lose
>tfw you realize it's not going to happen
Why do I continue to torture myself by following this shit team

Scenario 2 is most likely possible Ravens aren't that good, Bengals could beat them. Just have to win here.

Burfict is out, I wouldn't put too much faith in the Bengals. Our best bet is the Chargers being the Chargers and finding a way to choke

What up

I love you guys, today may be the day

A.J. Green said "If we're not getting in, we gonna make sure the ravens don't", so we'll see.

Watching Mccoy makes my dick hard. No homo.

BENGALS TOUCHDOWN

This desu

OLEARY TD

>Bills Touchdown
>Bengals Touchdown

NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

It's happening.

I really don't want to get my hopes up only to get fucked later but it might be HAPPENING

There is a thirty percent chance of "it" happening.

LMAO CUTLER ALREADY QUIT

This niggas name is Fales

Diabetic chain smoker spotted on sideline

All is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost all is lost

aaaaand it's over

pics please.

I can see it now.
"Unknown Dolphins QB destroys hopeful Bills defense in week 17 outing"

Lofton is kinda trash

Will we finally see the never punt always onside kick strategy?

Playing against a team that has nothing to lose, and will just say fuck it and go for it on 4th down, is a massive disadvantage. It's like them having an extra down every series. Fuck that shit.

Fales > Cutler ahahha

It would only be a disadvantage if they were good. But they're the dolphins.

get out

>"This is either going to be against the Dolphins or the Bills."
Ok

>Joe Schad

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Jimmy Garoppolo helping the 49ers and the Dolphins. Has SF (5-10) up 10-0 at the LA Rams.

PLS JIMMY

Tyrod finally keeping his eyes downfield looking to make passes instead of running. Nice.

PERSONAL FAWWWLLLLL

desu I don't actually like football that much, I'm just sick of Buffalo being a loser's city my entire life.

JOHN MADDEN

your mom has saggy pancake titties with nipples that look like two twizzlers.

your dad will never be proud of you.

It's what you deserve for living in the inferior part of New York, you fat White cuck.

he is kill :(

lol people unironically think tyrod is good

What's the superior part?

jesus tyrod he was so open

Ravens are spaghetti-ing all over. Is this all part of the cake?

tyrod is such a shit qb lol the bills don't even deserve to make it in they will get totally destroyed.

there is a 32 percent chance of "it" happening

yeah dolphins know that feeling.

cutler is the only one on that dolphins team that eats pussy. they don't stand a chance without him.

why the fuck would you put cutler in for even one series?

>they want more defense, more offense

Nice fucking blitz pick up by fucking grant

razorcakes everybody kek

the only thing that takes more sacks then the dolphins is your moms face.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Hell yeah man. Let's go!

if that thing was in my house eventually id be drunk enough to stick my dick in the mouth hole.

WNY is by far the best part of New York State, save for the Adirondacks which are bro-tier.

>implying you'd have to be drunk

Not a single Bills fan would care if they got blown out in the playoffs. 17 years man.

That's a mighty small dick user

I can feel it

Bills are going to win
But
Ravens are going to win
Titans are going to win too

Its over

its not troy aikman.

mccoy losing trust and freelancing
blocking was there

is there any other dolphin fans in here? I am only watching this because I didnt have anywhere else to go

you say that until its in your ass.

What if it was Big Ben. Then you wouldn't have a choice, would you?

i wonder why.

no

this is all part of the cake, unfortunately. I won't believe until they lead by 25. even if they win it would be the most billsian thing to get the win overturned on a technicality

The retarded Bahamian is dolphag. I think the Japanese dolphag finally committed sepekku.

Drake the type of nigga to get a first down on yo ass.

or he's asleep at 6am

>implying I didnt want to spend money drinking
I spend 60 on friday already,

we used to have good game threads. but 17 years of shit does that to you

drake is good. If actually feels nice to have an organization who doesnt think short term. They are trying to lose this if they can

6am never stopped him before

Fales status:fails

How good so far?

David is really faleing right now

QB: Fales
P: Haack
They got a RB named Whoopsies or anything?

About as good as you could reasonably ask for. I know the Jags could beat the Titans if they wanted, but will they?

if the bills lose this shit im painting dicks in all these assholes lawns.

Don't you have some muslim bulls to prep, adolph?

Raiders are 3 points ahead of chargers

Sometimes you don't realize what you have until it's gone.

tannehill is mediocre at best.

We got this, but I don't think our help is coming through.

Tannehill fucking sucks. And the funny part is he'll occasionally flash just enough to keep you from moving on so your stuck with him.

>Tolbert

It's over.

Kicker's name: Schank

the funny thing is Tannehill isn't much better then you're watching right now.

Short, fat and slow aint no way to go through life, Tolbert.

more consistent then a half hearted cutler

>punt
>2 yd rush
>2 minute commerical

no wonder nfl is losing viewers

He doesn't even look a "fat RB." He looks like a regular fat person.

Tannehill is barely mediocre.

>bills winning
>ravens losing
is buffalo going to actually leave the browns with the longest playoff drought?

...

he's just gotta get through the dolphin defense

>david failes has a clear first down and then running backwards

lol