If May fucks shit up I'm escaping Britain. I love my country but this shit's getting depressing

If May fucks shit up I'm escaping Britain. I love my country but this shit's getting depressing

Dear Yanks

What is the best state to move to? I'm thinking Texas or Arizona. That said I like rain, so I might go Louisiana. Where should I go?

I want to move to a state with >easy gun laws
>few lefties outside cities
>decent living standards

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>easy gun laws

Eastern Washington or Oregon, Montana, North Carolina, Rural Pennsylvania. If you're looking for cooler weather than Texas, Arizona or Louisiana anyway.

Otherwise my favorite states and the ones I think have the most interesting American cultures are Texas, Florida, North Carolina and Ohio. Florida, as long as you stay away from Miami or the college towns it can be a great place to live. Ohio is the birthplace of nearly every great American invention. North Carolina is the based Carolina, and Texas is Texas.

Good luck

>Louisiana
do you want to be surrounded by niggers?

Montana or New Hampshire

Washington. If you don't live in a major city, its pretty much republican. Easy guns. One of the highest standards of living. Lots of jobs.

North Carolina user here. Don't move to eastern NC shit is poor and black infested.

I'd expect the rural areas to be white, right?

Nah, looking for somewhere hot. I love the heat, one of the reasons America is my first choice.

>eastern washington or oregon
Maybe. How are the people?

>Montana
Bit too quiet for me

>North Carolina, Rural Pennsylvania
Good thoughts, those areas have lots of woodlands, right?

>cultures
One of the big things I'm looking for. I love southern culture! Quite like the mid west too. I heard Florida is pretty poor though.

come to canada we have guns without niggers and psycho spree shooters.

>inb4 canada has shit gun laws

you can get the same gun the dallas shooter had for 150$ here.
if you come to british columbia everyone still burns effigies of guy fawkes even though we forgot why we do it.

Oklahoma is best for storm chasing. All of the gulf of Mexico states get ample rain. The main thing you need to look out for is humidity. Try to avoid living in major cities with tons of concrete as the precipitation hits that and turns to haze. Arizona, on the other hand, gets hotter, but they don't get much rain so you don't have to deal with humidity as much.

Fuck off. Canada is depressing and cultureless.

"the west" and West coast are completely different identities.

California and Montana/Wyoming are polar opposites.
Idaho is divided, its part West, part west coast because of Washington/Oregon cancer spilling over.

Come to NC nice weather year round and we are a red state.

I went to Canada last year and you guys are seriously the most depressing bunch of hoosiers on the planet.

We're not really in any better shape than you are right now buddy

>I might go Louisiana
DO NOT DO THIS.

Rural South, despite being full of retards is pretty cool. Plus I hear they like you if you're English.

All things considered, Arkansas.
>rain
>right wing even in cities
>easy gun laws
>standard of living is one of the lowest in the country

after actually reading the OP, I'd say go to Utah or certain parts of Colorado.

Though Colorado is getting hit with a leftie flood lately, its centralized in Boulder with some spill over into Denver. Which still fits your criteria.
Though gun laws aren't as lax in some other places, its generally a much nicer place to live.

Texas will not be governed by anyone other than Texas.

Oh, and very white

>Maybe. How are the people?

People area really quite nice in Eastern Washington and the crime is low. The only real issue with the people are the Mexicans but they mostly keep to themselves.

Weather usually ranges from 20-100F. It doesn't rain a ton here because we are on the other side of a mountain range from the Pacific but it's better than living in liberal cuck hell Western Washington.

Florida is the promised land. Great weather, hottest girls in the country, and all the benefits of a southern state minus the dindus.

Northern California, NYC and Boston are also great if you can afford it.
Colorado is also great if you like snow and weed.

Everywhere else is an area that people are trying to escape from.

>lowest

lmao good luck getting a Green Card unless you're a border hopping Mexican or have in-demand skills

And its your regular slide thread again.

OP has more than likely no way of legally moving to the United States - yet this thread will get bumped to 600 replies every single day.

STOP REPLYING FFS

Canada is probably the weakest country in the world right now with it's dude weed policy bait with little to no border regulation. It's like you WANT people to shit in your nature reserves and stay.

Moving from California to New Mexico to be closer to family. Being there almost my entire life, it's a great state. Beautiful landmarks, a lot of friendly people, and gun laws aren't strict at all. South to the middle is dry heat with monsoon seasons (It rains pretty often in the Summer) then snows in the Winter. Up north its very rocky area where it's mostly cool weather. Standard of living is pretty great with 8 dollars the minimum wage but often find jobs pay higher. If you plan on getting a job regarding the media, movies, or oil. It's really easy to get in. I plan on becoming a police officer in ABQ after attending college. Another plus is that black people is the rarest thing ever. I have probably seen around 5 in my life.

Northwest.
Come home, white man.

Maine or Vermont

Texas sucks.

Come to Virginia
It meets those stamdards pretty well,
besides Northern VA

Agree! Washington sounds legit. Otherwise Wisconsin, the green bay area is nice. Live in the country and have a 15 minute drive to city amenities. Also beer and cheese is abundant

FLORIDA FOR LIFE

>delaware
>the south

lolwut? We're basically just lower pennsylvania

I plan to visit the US and find a wife. Shouldn't be too hard desu I'm not an autist

Southern Florida is essentially a colony a colony of the greater NYC area.

move to ohio and become a true meme

>The south

I'm not sure how you managed to pick the absolute worst part of the country

>I'd expect the rural areas to be white, right?
Rural West, Midwest, North, and Northeast are white. Rural South is black because of historical reasons that should be obvious. Louisiana in particular has the second-highest black demographics in the country. Louisiana is a very weird state with a very weird history. It's a great place to visit (especially if you spend most of the time in New Orleans), but from experience, I would definitely recommend against living there. Not only do you have to deal with the blacks, but there are about 5 different variations of locals, all of which hate outsiders (by which I mean anyone whose family hasn't been in Louisiana for 150 years).

>tfw OP image considers Delaware part of the south

Somewhere in the mountains away from large cities

fuck me, that is not what I wanted to say at all

This. We have a southern culture,great laws, and a great place to raise a family. Many thing to do. And don't think everyone down here is living in trailers.Most of the state is middle class, and most houses here are nice, and many of the areas of this state are becoming/ upper middle class/wealthy.

>That said I like rain, so I might go Louisiana.

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I would avoid any of the "pro-gun" liberal states:
>Washington
>Oregon
>Colorado
>Minnesota
>Vermont
They are the most vulnerable every time a scripted event occurs, and most of them will likely have AWBs in the next few years.

Come to Florida. It's very nice here.

Houston is filled with niggers

Houston gets rain?

>allegedly wants to escape from Britain because "shit's getting depressing"
>allegedly attempt to flee to the United States

How are you going to do this?

If you're white, enjoy being on the waiting list for 12 years to become a legal citizen. Unless you make six figures and have some kind of skill to offer, then they bump you to the front of the line.

If you're not white, stay the fuck out.

>> I plan to visit the US and find a wife. Shouldn't be too hard desu I'm not an autist
>> I'm not an autist

You base your entire life plannings on the very slim chances of maybe finding a wife during a few weeks stay in the US - that sounds pretty damn autistic to me.

Also your wife won't probably be too keen on moving as soon as you get married.

Montana is based as fuck for gun laws. No permit required for open carry and culturally nobody gives a fuck. In Texas open carry is new and fags there are fags about it, but Montana has open carry built right into the state constitution.

>getting married
>2016

Connecticut is nice during the summer. Hope you don't mind cold because the winters can be pretty harsh

Michigan

Just stick to the west side of the state, maybe Grand Rapids.

> I like rain
Washington

>Coward runs to avoid defending his homeland

You'll fit in just right with the mutt offspring

He doesn't he is more than likely a paid shill4hill.

>Colorado
Meant to say New Mexico. Though the states with current "reasonable" laws will just get shittier.

Texan here. We got lax gun laws and few liberals outside major cities, however South texas is full of Mexicans and it gets HOT in Texas. If you're not a fan of FUCKING HOT weather, look into another state

PNW
you want eastern Washington & Oregon or Idaho.
If you like weed, avoid Idaho, they're still cunts about it and not likely to change any time soon.

>evacuating
Pussies. Just don't live in the flood zones or in trailer parks.

>nigger capital of Texas

>a crime to defend yourself

Hahahaha

>Houston gets rain?

It gets so much rain that sometimes you have to pay attention to the news to make sure underpasses aren't flooding.

It's a coastal city.

Only in concentrated quarantine zones like 5th ward or Alief. Woodlands, Sugarland, and other areas are safe from niggerly activity.

I get sunburnt in cornwall and my mother has a norwegian maiden name. I'm pretty white.

You can stay up to 8 monthson visit. Shit's not hard

And you have the financial resources to just go wife hunting in the US for eight months without working?
Might want to straight up buy your greencard or something famalam

can any flordia anons fill me in on clearwater?

Obama has turned the USA into shit with a 20 trillion dollar national debt, a private sector destroying living wage, racial tensions bordering on BLM terrorism, created the Anti-Obama Trump paradigm, cancelled the space programme to create unlimited NEET bucks ghetto's and divided his nation. Also IRS and Obamacare will get you.

Enjoy leaving New Britain. You will be sorely missed.

I visited Conneticut. It was like lots of highways, just called a state.

Sugarland is full of Chinese and Indians.

Tennessee, smack dab in the middle of the eastern seaboard, good gun laws, solid righty state, even cities like knoxville are pretty right-leaning. plus no state income tax!

Virginia is best state. Trump was in my city today.

New Hampshire or Nebraska

>buy a greencard
Can it be done?

Southeast alaska. 200+ inches of rain a year, mostly old growth forrest with not many people

Western/Mid Pennsylvania is a great place to live.
Rarely see blacks, Folks are pretty conservative and the only place you would find radical liberals would be in the large cities like Pittsburgh or Philly

We have the lake effect from Lake Erie so it rains often and summers tend to get really hot.

Cost of living is low and there are some really great people around here.

Minnesota is great if you like doing stuff. MSP is the best biking metro in America, lots of skiing and shit to do in the winter, tons of nature stuff everywhere. Lots of libs in the city but avoidable if you don't live in that area.

Also blizzards are the comfiest weather event out there. I love going for walks when there is snow out and knowing that im safe because my jewish eighborhood is systematically designed to keep out nogs.

>Otherwise Wisconsin, the green bay area is nice.
>Wisconsin
>the green bay area is nice.

Green Bay is a fucking shithole and Wisconsin, is like Minnesota light. Lower standard of living, worse cities, and a fucking disgusting odor. Not too mention that all of your people are fatter.

You could have at least named a good area of Wisconsin like some of the touristy places in Door County.

You might as well just live in Minnesota. We have one of the highest standards of living in the country.

Sounds perfect! What sort of temperatures do you het in summer? It's cool to tell me in Fahrenheit.

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Move to NYC or LA. They are the only places that matter.

actually you can stay 3 months on an ESTA.

t. guy who married a European woman

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Fuck off we're full

Sorry to potentially hijack OP's thread on a minor scale but I've been thinking of testing out living in America sooner or later.

I was thinking of moving to either Montana, Nebraska, or Maine and that area.
I also like rainy temperatures, I went on holiday to the US when I was a young guy and I thoroughly enjoyed my time there. I went to San Fransisco, New York and Las Vegas (money from an inheritance supported).

I loved Las Vegas, or 'Paradise' as I think it's called and I think I'd fit right at home with the heavy commercialism and the sleaze, I would love to write there and become a barfly.

However, in England we have pretty tame insects and because I am incredibly arachnophobic, would this be an issue, where is the least aggressive area for spiders. I heard Vegas has black widows, but the box brown spiders and the big ones are stuff that would make me have a panic attack. It sounds ridiculous I know but anyway I'd appreciate the advice.

Oh yah?

How about you inform yourself before opening up fucking useless threads?

uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-through-job/green-card-through-investment

How difficult is it to renew?

I can't believe you just mentioned skiing in Minnesota as a reason to live here. It is nothing compared to a modestly decent ski mountain.

And fucking BIKING. You people are the worst. Biking is probably the # 1 reason not to live in Minnesota (although we are better than your shitty state).

>I was thinking of moving to either Montana, Nebraska, or Maine and that area
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

Personally I've always found Tampa boring. Like a watered-down Key West. The beaches aren't as interesting on the Gulf (far more tranquil) and the only thing it's really known for around here is having a pretty decent restaurant scene. There are worse things to be, but the problem is you're like 100 miles from Orlando and 200 miles from anything else.

What are your plans to actually get a greencard or work permit? Have none?

STOP FUCKING POSTING IN THESE THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEE

Arizona best state hands down
In Phoenix we get heavy as FUCK rains for a few weeks in late July/early August.
Other areas are cooler all year round and get more rainy days.

Eastern Tennessee here, more than welcome if you're white. The smoky mountains are technically a rainforest, and most communities are at least 97% white.

Sorry I didn't have a thorough knowledge of all methods to get a greencard before opening up a thread about the best state to live in, Hans.

The question you should be asking is where can the best Pokemon be found

Wyoming, Montana, Idaho. Just be careful. Onigger is settling rapefugees en masse in small, midwestern towns.

Dude, you don't want to live in Tennessee. Anywhere in the South is a mistake. You might as well move to Africa. I hear they have pretty good gun laws!

That was precisely my high school experience.

>mostly nigger school
>most classes packed with niggers
>niggers refuse to let anyone else learn
>niggers constantly have to disrupt everything


Dealing with niggers first hand is a great red pill, I've never fallen for white guilt nonsense.