/hoc/ Blowouts Eve

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>gary's league o fun

>When the Head Coach trash talks the Ref so he gets sent off and causes a PPG

KEK

>hating fun
are you sure you're not canadian?

>blow jackets

C'MON stores, make it the night of the 5-0

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>cocks getting BTFO

Sorry Sweetie but Avs are gonna make it 7-0

>not washing your pucks

OFFICIAL BAD GUYS RANKINGS
>laffs
>coilers
>pongs
>blackcocks

OFFICIAL GOOD GUYS
>everyone else

That's a nicely washed puck, sir.

Stay strong lads

Big Bash League is on in a few hours lads

>only the pongs game hasnt had a 5 goal blowout
>flams blackcocks 3-1 and still int the 2nd
wew

Thanks lad. Hockey is getting pretty fucking gay.

Aww I really wanted Barnier to get his shutout

Aussies have resorted to proxysamefagging for (You)s

*Bernier

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BSA's always welcome on /cric/ lad

Looking at the leagues the Americans, Canadians, and Swedes play in is pretty interesting. College, juniors, and professional leagues.

It seems they're all pretty equal in development. What does /hoc/ think about the different WJC teams?

>7[seven] 3+ goal wins tonight
cmon flims make it happen

How do we fix this team?

OwO *notices your shutout loss* what’s this?

ovO

fucking lel

>/hoc/'s collective hate of the Reddithawks makes every gamethread involving them just devoid of non-Reddithawk fans and the thread is just trips talking to themselves about skeletons
lmao

Not a proxy you daft cunt. Just sick of hockey is all and BBL is kino.

Going to bed now. Happy new year in advance, North America.
And good night

>rags

K bye

good night Jacob.

Prosit Neujahr Svergie

Sometimes i feel most comfortable and at peace when I take a dump

Say something nice about Vasilevskiy’s cute little kittens

>No canadian flags in the blackhawks thread
What did they mean by this?

Sounds like you took an Island of a dump :^)

>he doesn't live within at least 15 minutes of his team's arena
How could you possibly call yourself a """""fan"""""""" ?
Nothing but a dirty bandwagoner tbqh

Just woke up

Nobody wants to be in the mere presence of blackhawk "fans"

Only if you say something nice about vlassic's dogs

I would not mind skritching the ears of the center and right puppers tbqh

Snes fans btfo

>Snes have become shit since Duchememe
>Avs have become good

:thinking:

What did he mean by this?

Current ploffs picture now.
>Calgary/Chicago game has no effect

How would one go about stopping vegas?

So we can all agree blues - kings and lightning - devils will be the conference finals right?

Vegas/perds devils/bolts tbdesu

>All /hoc/ threads devoid of posting sans Conor Mcmeme and Poo poo pee pee posting
What did they mean by this? Did Trudeau form a nation of cucks?

>kongs going to the confrence final

>pongs win 2 straight stan lees
>more losses than wins this season

what happened?

Easy ploffs paths and they played 50 extra games and are kill

>Implying the Vegas golden memes, the perma injured ducks, or the choking shorks are more likely

better prepare for years of tanking now tbqh

>coilers lose
>they vanish into thin air out of sheer rage
happens every time

Ducks are all healthy besides Perry now. Well and eaves but he's like done done. Both them and vegas can give LA a 2nd round exit.

i dont get this meme. unless you're injured then players train during the offseason too, extra games shouldnt be an excuse. it wasn't last year

>The Reddithawks excuse
Shutup.

What was /hoc/'s meme of the year?

For me it was Brock Boeser

Are all canadians this upset or are you a level-headed poster?

what are you talking about friend

>Get this hothead out of here

Just Jests fans desu. They have no history or relevance so they have tried to create rivalries with the oilels and laffs even though neither team gives a shit about them. A sad inferiority complex.

Pretending he was anything more than a one dimensional sniper was a good meme

>debbies in the second round

>a level-headed poster
Most refreshing. Excellent candor my northern friend. Enjoy many years of ice hockey blessings and maple syrup plentitude.

It's against the caps m8, they'll make it

>rags fan

its true tho
>coilers win
>poo poo pee pee spam

>coilers lose
>they fuck off from /hoc/ for days

Where my WHL bros at? The Thunderbirds are beating Portland 2-1 right now.

comfy as fuck game desu.

May the maple syrup spirit bless you with many decades of the maple blessing my northern friend. also your MRE's seem pretty dank.

they got btfo by the caps like yesterday
caps don't have to choke at any specific time, just before the cup

>rags

Caps always choke round 2 m8

SEETHING

Who is the brock lesnar of hokkie?

Lmao I'm really not since my team has a higher scorer and is in a playoff position unlike the shantytown of Vancouver

6 - 3 (a fuckin expansion team)
5 - 2
5 - 0
5 - 0
4 - 1
6 - 0
6 - 1
Is today the absolute day of >JUST?

post yfw the kitties cuck the pongs out of a wildcard spot

>1 - tampa bay +51
>2 - vegas +26
WTF is GOING on GUYS?

>he thinks his "insults" even come close to my self deprecation

but the Penguins aren't even in a playoff spot.

Holy fuck I had no idea there was so many shutouts today. 6 - 0? Wow god damn what an embarrassing game for the shorks.

with the snes, oilels, and laffs stealing all the shitposting and getting meme'd on, i'm feeling a little left out.
Can a guy get one last
>rags
before the new year

Yah but they could be

every
>rags
post deserves a
>rags
reply

I dunno what you're talking about, we didn't play tonight. There definitely wasn't any sharks hockey that took place tonight.

How much was this prick a meme here?
>Shat on Dadon before he left
>Signed an unreasonable contract
>Nearly got shot at
>Jobs in the preseason
>Muh small ice
>Owes only goal to Tuch and yet still gloats the fuck over it
>Chokes in a couple NHL games
>Throws paddy about being shit
>Took up space for the likes of Hyuka, Tuch, Theodore
>Comes back promising his home team that got him to SKA he'd return to the point they were gonna resell his jersey
>Says lmaono and takes a tiny ass cheap contract with a rich team. Small enough that his hometown could have afforded it
>Expects to return some sort of hero
>Failed change got Datsyuk down again
>Bitches about harsh media when everyone and their dog knew what he was like ever since last WC when he threw a paddy about the NHL people knew he wasn't gonna hack it
>Has to be carried by Goose now, instead of Dadon/Panarin
>SKA ditched Dergachyov for this waste of space
I hate Shipachyov so fucking much. I don't want this prick about and only he could manage to ruin a season where SKA was 20+-0-0

So when do people start hating the jest for their success? I've never been a fan of a good team in any sport before.

never a bad time for a
>rags

happy new year user

first new year post

Here's (You)r first (You) of 2018, friend.

Happy New Year /hoc/

>jests
>good
At least wait for a playoff win first mate

>its currently 2018 where he lives
couldnt imagine living in such a shithole

>Unironically living on the west coast
Hippie scum must die

Hey it's still 2017 where I am
What's it like in the future everyone?

Stay there