In ENGLISH, Einstein!

>In ENGLISH, Einstein!

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>Not so fast, cowboy

>What could possibly go wrong?
>[unforseen event happens]
>You just had to say something

>In Vietnamese, doc
>It ain't me starts playing

>ugh, how could this day get any worse?

>Slowly looks up
>Gets hit by car

>starts raining

>YOU AND WHAT ARMY?

>good thing happens
>bad things happens

>lights go out

>"I've got a BAAAAD feeling about this..." says either disposable grunt #24562 or plot-armored hero, much to the chagrin of every other character

>huge mecha/automaton revealed
>dinosaur sound effects mixed in

>The WUBs are perfectly timed with the punches.

>Character misses
>Other character mocks his miss
>"Look again."

>"ah man, even with all the best supplies, I could get it done in two weeks at the soonest"
>"you have three days"

this

>"We're more alike then you think..."
>"I'm nothing like you!"

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>"You just don't get it, do you?"

>you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, are ya?!

>heist planning is acted out
>its revealed that this is actually happening when the plan goes wrong

>Hes behind me, isn't he?

>"I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you"

>Honey! I'm home!

unoriginal tryhard faggots

>Character hands other character their gun
>Other character looks sternly back at them
>Character hands over knife strapped to his leg

>IM WALKIN 'ERE

>Character hands weapon to presumably inexperienced character
>They take it and do some advanced maneuver and say some witty comment like "I think I can handle it."

>character opens container
>glow from inside illuminates their face

Lmao have you been spamming this all day I've been lel'ing in every thread

>gets in car
>perfect day by the constellations starts playing
>pull up to high school
>skater-kids, freaks and geeks, jocks
>pushed into a locker
>''oh..oh hey, Dylan''
>ct3.14 ''oh hey, Jessica''
>back of the classroom, staring out the windom
>daydreaming

>"It's not what you think it is!"
>"I can explain this!"
>Doesn't proceed to explain even though he actually has a good reason and this whole misunderstanding is basis for the plot

...

>''this guy is kind of a piece of shit, huh?''
>''I agree''
>''yeah, me too''
>''yupp''
>''what a shmuck!''

>*media cliche*

>protagonist escapes danger at end of film
>right before credits roll, reveal that the protagonist is still in danger
>no sequel is made

>no sequel is made
Not for a lack of trying

>movie is amazing
>sequel sucks
>spinoff is the Anti-Christ
Pic very related

>It's quiet

>Too quiet

>Do you hear that?
>No....
>Exactly

>did you hear that?
>female character says "no"
>good, let's keep it that way

>We're not so different, you and I

>Be quiet
>No I want-
>No. I heard something.

checked
>what did you hear?
>nothing, and let's keep it that way

>thank you
>no, thank you

>Did you just 'Shush' me!?

Top Milkdude

>Daytime
>Car goes through a tunnel
>Nighttime

>scientist character actually said something completely understandable to anyone with even basic english understanding like "we'll remotely activate the transponder to triangulate her position"

Could you repeat that in scientific terms?

Name at least 5 (five) flicks, 3 (three) cinematic experiences, and 2 (two) kinos in which this exact scene occurs. You have ten seconds.

>I can do it in 5

>in fact, i already did it

kek

>the advanced maneuver is taking the magazine out and putting it back in

>MC punches mob boss
>Goon is about to beat the shit out of him
>"Hold on Vinny, heh I like this kid he's got balls!"

>heh, this kid's got some chutzpah
>now shoot him

>Pedo mob boss
>"heh, I like this kid's balls!"

>What is The Hunt

>Maybe we can work something out...
>You missed your chance, kid.

>hey Einstein, I'm on your side!

>character does something wrong
>"nice job, Einstein"

>Gets it done in even less than 3 days
??

> sexy time
> wow, you suck dick pretty well
> i have four brothers

>Another brilliant idea, Steinberg

>female character surrounded by group of thugs
>she beats them all

>character(s) are infiltrating an enemy base
>get stopped by a patrol
>"stop right there who are you? Let me see some identification!"
>"sure let me just get it out of my pocket and...." *pewpewpew*

I just burst out laughing

>...and your OTHER plan B

>katana unsheathed
>'schnnnnnng' sound to imply it's sharp