For that Uber driver

I’m 95% certain I clapped up Ibrahimovic tonight. He was on the dance floor of a club and he was tall as fuck,”. Without looking he looked like 6’6”. It didn’t look like him for some reason but there were like 3 hot women orbiting around him. I just said hi or something because it was a friendly environment and he wouldn’t really talk to me, which at the time I thought was strange.

But it didn’t quite look like him, at first I didn’t think it was him because he had a shaved face. So I just asked him honestly (again I didn’t think it was Ibra at the time) if he was a famous athlete or something ... and he gave me a pretty salty glare, and didn’t answer my question but I DID clap him up!

I can’t necessarily prove where he is, but if he’s got a shaved face right now instead of the regular goatee. And come to think of it I didn’t recognize him without it

Can anyone help me verify if he’s in the California area?

(And that his beard was shaved.

i am in california and can confirm. clapped up ibra twice yesterday.

Yeah he's on a exhibition transfer to LA zoo

Is clapped up a slang for gay buttsex?

>clapped up

This is an English board

What does 'clapped up' mean? You gave him chlamydia?

>2018
>not getting the clap from Zlatan

did you kick his ass?
what is clapped up?

Post yfw getting the clap by Zlatan
>2018 will be magical

Is "clapping up a Zlatan" a freshest 2018 meme here?

>clapped up
speak fucking english you millenial moron

>clap up

Millennials are so autistic they don't know what a high five is

>clapped up

What the fuck are you on about?

america's favourite pastime

>Americlaps

Why would he be in California right now? He's out injured and just came back from injury so I highly doubt the United medical staff would just let him take a few days off to go to the U.S. when it's clear that Mourinho needs him as he's getting a good amount of minutes recently.

I'd clap his ass out if you know what I mean

"clapped up" means you shot him you mong; how can I know more about American slang than you do?

GROSS!

WHat the hell is that thing they're making her eat?

>americlap ups

What the fuck does clapped up mean? Sounds like you tried to fuck him or something OP

>01/01/2018
>Already trying to force a new shitty meme

Clapped up means that you swing your dick to the other guys dick

You're an idiot. It's legitimately funny because the fucktard millennial thinks it's an actual saying. This is how things organically grow into something hilarious. We're not creating deflated wojack heads and spamming it all over Reddit.

but thats not true

wait do Americans really start clapping when they're watching Ibrahimovich?
I thought it was a meme

is this what you meant

if so it would surely be headline news

No, he doesn't know what a high-five/dap is.

what is a fucking dap my dude

*claps back*

yes

>tfw just clapped up a lad and the lad didn't clap me up back

what the fuck is clapped up

What the fuck is he talking about

You just clapped yourself

a dap is where you bring the palms of each other's hands together and then usually pat each other on the back

>Laurie Anderson
Fucking B A S E D patrician Sup Forums taste.

non-ham

>clapped up
Are we witnessing the birth of the first new meme in 2018?

toasting in epic bread

Reluctantly toasting in mediocre bread

I still have no idea what the subject is supposed to mean

>clapped up
What did he mean by this?

I told him to post about it on Sup Forums after he told me the story as I drove him home from Manson's home