I’m 95% certain I clapped up Ibrahimovic tonight. He was on the dance floor of a club and he was tall as fuck,”. Without looking he looked like 6’6”. It didn’t look like him for some reason but there were like 3 hot women orbiting around him. I just said hi or something because it was a friendly environment and he wouldn’t really talk to me, which at the time I thought was strange.
But it didn’t quite look like him, at first I didn’t think it was him because he had a shaved face. So I just asked him honestly (again I didn’t think it was Ibra at the time) if he was a famous athlete or something ... and he gave me a pretty salty glare, and didn’t answer my question but I DID clap him up!
I can’t necessarily prove where he is, but if he’s got a shaved face right now instead of the regular goatee. And come to think of it I didn’t recognize him without it
Christopher Ross
Can anyone help me verify if he’s in the California area?
(And that his beard was shaved.
Noah Morales
i am in california and can confirm. clapped up ibra twice yesterday.
Christopher Cooper
Yeah he's on a exhibition transfer to LA zoo
Elijah Green
Is clapped up a slang for gay buttsex?
Owen Butler
>clapped up
This is an English board
Nathan Sanders
What does 'clapped up' mean? You gave him chlamydia?
Isaac Gray
>2018 >not getting the clap from Zlatan
Jordan Martin
did you kick his ass? what is clapped up?
Daniel Morales
Post yfw getting the clap by Zlatan >2018 will be magical
Asher Cooper
Is "clapping up a Zlatan" a freshest 2018 meme here?
Sebastian Brooks
>clapped up speak fucking english you millenial moron
Logan Wilson
>clap up
Millennials are so autistic they don't know what a high five is
Asher Ramirez
>clapped up
What the fuck are you on about?
Ryan Gutierrez
america's favourite pastime
Jeremiah Foster
>Americlaps
Jordan Peterson
Why would he be in California right now? He's out injured and just came back from injury so I highly doubt the United medical staff would just let him take a few days off to go to the U.S. when it's clear that Mourinho needs him as he's getting a good amount of minutes recently.
Thomas Jackson
I'd clap his ass out if you know what I mean
Jason Murphy
"clapped up" means you shot him you mong; how can I know more about American slang than you do?
Ryder Stewart
GROSS!
WHat the hell is that thing they're making her eat?
Carson Cook
>americlap ups
Jackson Hernandez
What the fuck does clapped up mean? Sounds like you tried to fuck him or something OP
Jose Jenkins
>01/01/2018 >Already trying to force a new shitty meme
Grayson Evans
Clapped up means that you swing your dick to the other guys dick
Nolan Rodriguez
You're an idiot. It's legitimately funny because the fucktard millennial thinks it's an actual saying. This is how things organically grow into something hilarious. We're not creating deflated wojack heads and spamming it all over Reddit.
Samuel Parker
but thats not true
Owen Wood
wait do Americans really start clapping when they're watching Ibrahimovich? I thought it was a meme
Aiden Gutierrez
is this what you meant
if so it would surely be headline news
Ethan Taylor
No, he doesn't know what a high-five/dap is.
Jonathan Rivera
what is a fucking dap my dude
Matthew Barnes
*claps back*
Parker Russell
yes
Liam Lewis
>tfw just clapped up a lad and the lad didn't clap me up back
Daniel Harris
what the fuck is clapped up
Joshua Foster
What the fuck is he talking about
Mason Jackson
You just clapped yourself
Alexander Smith
a dap is where you bring the palms of each other's hands together and then usually pat each other on the back
Dominic Rogers
>Laurie Anderson Fucking B A S E D patrician Sup Forums taste.
Ryder Bell
non-ham
Ian Martin
>clapped up Are we witnessing the birth of the first new meme in 2018?
Kevin Reyes
toasting in epic bread
Evan Murphy
Reluctantly toasting in mediocre bread
Andrew Flores
I still have no idea what the subject is supposed to mean
Brandon Torres
>clapped up What did he mean by this?
Lucas Jackson
I told him to post about it on Sup Forums after he told me the story as I drove him home from Manson's home