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>Mr Bean in China-only Film to Pay for Divorce
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>Highlights

Top Funny Comedian The Movie is the first film Rowan has worked on since being granted a 'quickie divorce' from Sunatra Atkinson, 56, after he left her for a comedy actress half his age in 2015.

Their divorce was granted on the grounds of 'unreasonable behaviour'.

Rowan is currently dating comedy actress Louise. She has appeared in Channel 4's Misfits and starred alongside Inbetweeners actors Simon Bird and Joe Thomas in Sky’s Chickens.

Rowan and Sunetra were building an £11million home in Oxfordshire at the time of their split in 2014.

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>unreasonable behaviour
i don't think it's unreasonable for a man to crave young flesh
especially when his wife is over 50! gross! old women should not be seen or heeard!

You can see it in his eyes

If you don't get famous or rich, then, for the most part, you won't have to worry about miserable youngsters pretending to enjoy sucking your cock to procure their future security.

This is the same as prostitution. Don't pay people to pretend to like you.

I hope to see this movie someday, love me some Bean,

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Daughter core

He had a hot wife too.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the alimony.

Rowan Atkinson is well-noted for being a horrible person and extremely difficult to work with; shit like this shouldn't come as any surprise.

She was so hot she turned Stephen Fry straight for a day

of course he's a horrible person - he's british

she must really be funny if he's ditching her wife for... that.

Should have made more Blackadder for Dave instead.

>giving post-sell out Ben Elton more TV time

>33 year old gf
this wont be his last china only film

Is her hair like that on purpose?

Once the divorce is finalized, Blackadder 5 incoming, lads.

Damn, she actually is. I get chasing young tail but come one dude you got a 50 year old woman who hasn't turned into a pig or became a plastic monster.

First post best post

Slags gonna slag

Kek

The only sources for this I can find are spurious tabloid bullshit. Anyone found anything more substantial?

Do you think she grunts like Mr Bean in the sack?

Weird.
His wife was so hot.

His ex wife and new girlfriend look exactly the same what's the fucking point

Isn't that one the "Shoes, lol" BBC comedy video "comedian"?

>Mr Bean
>funny

God, I fucking hate autistic eternal anglos and their "comedy".

I don't know. Leave me alone please.

>Mr Bean
>in China-only

But why?
Is Mr Bean popular in China for some reason?

>Rowan Atkinson is the 100 person on IMDb
>imdb.com/name/nm0000100/

wew... Also which are your thoughts about his Maigret tv movies? Looks like he's doing 2 more.

>scrolling through google images trying to find the wife
>all I can see is him and the girlfriend, ducking tabloids
>turns out half of them WERE the wife
why the fuck would you do this. You're already 62 with a daughter

>Be Chinese
>Country's getting richer
>Offer famous person money to do a little dance
>Ha ha yesss you Amelican/Flench/Blittish/etc cereblity, you dance fol us!!

meanwhile in Dubai B list actresses make lots of money doing similar things..

When would they set it? They've moved forward each time so it'd presumably be taking place in the last 100 years. 80s tory Blackadder?

>Top Funny Comedian The Movie

lmao chinkies

english women are more like cavemen than women

WWII Blackadder with him being part of the Home Guard?

Only problem might be that they could get sued by the Dad's Army copyright holders.

But imagine it, Stephen Fry as the leader, Hugh Laurie back, Baldrick too and the rest.

>mr bean somehow winds up in a tank
>accidentally pulls the start lever
>chaos in beijing streets with his head out of the turrent grimacing
>ends up in tiananmen square
>stand off with that green three-wheeler
>floors it and squashes it flat

Cold War time period, set in the diplomatic service. Press secretary Blackadder to Prime Minister Baldrick.

he paid for a newer model. hardly just

she's easy enough on the eyes which is guaranteed more than can be said for you

This guy is a brit. Is anyone actually surprised that hes a total scumbag?

War with the machines, lasers and robots everywhere.
pew pew pew pew pew

Melchett : Okay lads go take out that HK
George : Yes Sir! we shall smash those metallic motherfuckers good sir!
Melchett : THAT'S THE SPIRIT OL' CHAP!
Baldrick : But won't they put us to work in a horrible labor camp if they catch us sir?
*Melchett slaps Baldrick*
Blackadder : Not if but WHEN Baldrick, and don't forget that they tear off your legs too so we can't run away.
Sgt Percy Percy : Well I think the General is right, we really should fight hard to get back our planet now shouldn't we?
Blackadder : yes.. why General Melchett finishes up the last of the rat soup..
Baldrick : I caught that rat..

And Brian Blessed as the voice of the horrible oppressive super computer.

FRESH RAM CHIPS!!!!!

*anglo

In this case, Mr Bean's humor is based on slapsticks and misunderstandings so it can work for international audiences. Chinks love slapsticks

Chinks love slapping animals with sticks

mung bean
soy bean
mr. bean

This but instead of 50 it should be 30