Disney is making a live action remake of practically every film they've ever made

>Disney is making a live action remake of practically every film they've ever made
>Not going to remake Pocahontas

This film will be considered as bad as Song of the South by the time you're old.

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Disney isn't just remaking every single thing they ever did, they're remaking the best and most popular. Pocahontas isn't very good, so there won't be demand for one.

i wonder why theyre avoiding it

youre wrong because my opinion differs

i honestly think pocahontas is popular and good. at least i thought it was

They remade Pete's Dragon.

I still have my collectible Pocahontas cup from Burger King. I use it to collect my semen.

>by the time you're old.
this sjw bullshit could be over in the next decade

wow i did not know that

>SJW bitch about the lack of diversity in disney cartoons

>SJW bitch about disney committing cultural appropriation and accuse them of being racist for making cartoons about brown people

Disappointing. I want to see qt Native Americans get COLONIZED.

he just wants a pocahontas movie thats all

Well, being a SJW it's about bitching, they don't produce anything.

The whole idea behind cultural appropriation is bullshit. It's the fucking foundation for peaceful co-existence.

Uhhhhhhhh, they already did that with The New World directed by Terence Malick

[waits for millenials to google this and confirm its truth]

Yeah...

there's a big difference between cultural appreciation - what you and I do when we watch our Japanese animes - and Fox Studios giving ScarJo yellowface CGI to jap her up for GITS.

>even in this age of SJW yelling no one cares about native americans

why?

What about the Hunchback? Can't go wrong with another Hunchback film.

sort yourself out

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Abelist
Excessive usage of a hurtful slur gy*sy
White man conquers brown woman's body

Sick. SICK!

Now you know. Write that shit down.

>Disney money applied to conquistadores and mesoamerican cultures

muh dick

>trying to remake greatness
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No one can do this scene as well as the cartoon did, pure kino in a movie full of shittiness and problems.

They're waiting for Maisie William's contract to end w/ GoT

The colonists in Pocahontas are English and Mesoamerican means cultures like Aztec & Mayan

Was Quasimodo disabled in the Disney film? think he was just pug ugly

His disability was in the title.

whatever, that period is simply not explored enough in recent cinema

I got what you meant senpai, and I agree. Both Colonial & Frontier America are some of my favourite periods and they're both pretty under utilised, at least in recent history

>yellowface
nigga

If anything, neo-GITS might open up the world of japanese film and anime for western viewers. People bitch about it being a crude western adaptation, but it might aswell serve as a cultural bridge, helping people make the move from american to japanese media. It sparks curiosity in a crowd that a purely japanese live action GITS couldn't have.

SJWs dont care about minority groups, they just hate white people.
they dont care about poor people, they just hate rich people

classic communism

Because casinos

It was racist as fuck
brown people were literally singing and dancing with animals

Pocahontas arguably the hottest Disney "princess"

will they make a proper Alice In Wonderland remake?

I don't mind SJ playing Motoko because she's white, I mind because she's a fat dopey looking fuck who hit the wall years ago and the character is supposed to be a physically perfect amazon with a massive sense of presence.

Pretty much this. Her delivery of that "maybe you can make me better next time" shit is literally fan-film tier. She doesn't look the part at all either. Was hoping for someone tall and slender.

This. Motoko never looked Asian anyway.

most anime characters don't look white that's pretty poor reasoning

oops, don't look asian*

i dance with my dog and cat all the time

but he seemed perfectly able

>leftists will be the ones to finish off American Indian culture because everyone is too terrified to even mention them in anything now.

>reddit spacing frogposter

You do know this injun was an italian don't you?

>conservatives pretend to give a shit about an oppressed group
Second time this day.

Because they know it's a PR nightmare waiting to happen.

You couldn't fill a room with enough genuine Native American actors to cast a live action Pocahontas and even if you could I don't think the PC crowd would support a love story where a bunch of capable white men shoot clueless Indians

>give a shit about an oppressed group
They're not oppressed. They got their asses kicked.

Find me a Native American female over 18 who isn't filling out her XXXL wolf shirt.

And if they cast a Thai or SE Asian for the part it'd be problematic.

your fucking poster boy

>he doesn't like THICK

>the Pete's Dragon remake got better reviews and has a higher metacritic score than the original Pete's Dragon

Pocahontas and Song of the South remakes will attempt to "fix" the "flaws" of the original and get 90% on rotten tomatoes.

>>Not going to remake Pocahontas
They should remake it and cast Elizabeth Warren as the lead.

>Song of the South
They can't fix Song. Niggers were really that slow and dim witted.

Only libtards dislike it.

Yeah but I'll still want to fuck her

Remake of the sword in the stone when?

Maisie Williams was literally born for this part.

Malick already made the only Pocahontas kino necessary.

From what I remember it was meant to be their big movie of the year when it came out, but The Lion King ended up doing significantly better. I don't think it was poorly received or anything though

Please tell me we'll get a live action Treasure Planet, it would probably do really well considering how popular sci-first adventures are right now.

not golden age disney and is therefore cash-grabbing garbage

Apparently their intention is to do proper sequels to the ones that are successful like they're already doing with Jungle Book. Turn each of them into franchises

just watch excalibur you little queer

...

except it came out a year after the lion king

They were done side by side. Traditionally animated films took 3-4 years to make.

your point being?

They expected Pocahontas to be a hit and Lion King to flop. The opposite happened.

The animated film was not very good and a live-action remake would be incredibly difficult to get right. There'd be a shitstorm on multiple fronts, and Disney hates any form of real controversy. Song of the South isn't even that offensive, and they could easily contextualize it as being a product of the time, but nope, gotta pretend it doesn't exist, gotta keep that corporate image squeaky clean.

Holy shit, Mel was John Wolf?

He said as he continued bitching about them on an internet message board.

Nope. Global government is the end goal of all this shit, and it needs multiculti. Trump is doing damage control right now, convincing you and your like that you still have some say in society, while pushing the corporate-banking agenda in less overt ways. But when he's done, the plan will continue on in the same general direction. Whites will become stateless minorities, the rich will get richer, jobs will be hard to find, media will keep people afraid and untrusting, the solution will be to open all the boarders, anybody who dissents is an evil white racist, etc etc.

Haha at first I thought you meant for her to play as Esmeralda.

It didn't flop, movie cost 55 mil and made 346 mil total. Movie just isn't as well looked apon compared to the Disney other animated films.

So they're not remaking Robin Hood? Buncha faggots...

This. Where's her one piece outfit and exposed hip bones? Where are her hip bones to begin with?

It didn't flop, it's just a boring movie. A shame too, because the music was good, and the art was great.

just watch prince of thieves

>realize they just erased all nose detail and give her chink eyes.
its just like my chinese cartoons.

We have The New World. No need for Brando's chicsquaw and John lennon

I did. No whistle-stop roosters though. Just Kevin Cosner ass.

How long until (((they))) have to recreate anudda """shoah""" to stay relevant?

mulan next please, i need my kino tomboy and comfy martial arts musical

that wouldn't make it in to the remake anyway.

Pocahontas was HOT

Just googled this. Looks like Disney was behind The New World and this poster was 100% right. Holy fuck, this entire thread BTFO

Isn't the point of GITS's title that she's inside an artificial robot Shell? Why would it matter what race the shell (actor) was?

Based Mel Gibson

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Is the Pocahontas intro song the best Disney kino song? Really hypes me up for colonization.

Especially since Japanese live action adaptations of anime are maximum cringe.

Pete's Dragon is the only film out of all these remakes that deserved to be remade, because the original was utter shit. Unfortunately the remake was mediocre as fuck, but still.

Pocahontas was fucking shit anyway. I don't know why Disney needs to shoehorn a comic relief animal into every fucking movie, I guess it's for merchandise, but this movie had about three of them to make up for the boring plot. It's also fucking laughable how Pocahontas and Smith can just start communicating with each other, because I dunno the wind I guess.

>Making up things on an anonymous forum to validate your world views

those things both happen every day

>Mel is John
Wew lad

I wasn't aware that Song of the South was considered bad.

>everyone itt hating on Pocahontas
Wtf do you mean it wasn't popular?
My sister and I watched as little kids and we absolutely loved it
We used to sing "savages savages barely even human" often when we were little, because we found the scene where natives and whites singing about how each other were subhuman really hardcore and edgy
The thing you retards don't get is that Disney movies are made for kids, and Pocahontas was incredibly memorable for little kids as we found it hardcore
Adult opinions don't matter because it's not made for you manchildren

Same with Treasure Planet, it was absolutely adored by little children such as myself, as I was in awe of the beautiful animations and scenery, and was captivated by the story of adventure
but when I grew up and heard that one of my favourite childhood movies was a flop, it made me sad because I realized that adults are unimaginitive drony fucks who have absolute dogshit tastes in movies
Children watch movies like Treasure planet and Pocahontas
Adults watch capeshit #374
The only true patricians in film taste are children

>Adults watch capeshit #374
Since when? It's the grown up children that are now keeping Marvel afloat.

Still waiting on Hunchback.

They did do an adaptation that turned it into a broadway musical. The music is actually p. good, and they change the story somewhat to focus more on Frollo's upbringing/past and wanting to get his dick wet.

And the addition of this song made the hunchback soundtrack even better, which I didn't think was possible.

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