So if you didn't notice, half the adults on facebook are running around like a bunch of morons playing a new game called Pokemon Go.
The game uses a map interface similar to google maps. You walk around your real world holding your phone and to areas highlighted on the map using gps, then you point your camera at the area and it shows your video output on your screen with an augmented reality Pokemon there. So the government is just placing the Pokemons where they need better imaging and all the idiots run out and save them tons of money.
>additional capital came from (...) the CIA's venture capital arm In-Q-Tel
Zachary Perry
Pokemon don't actually exist, user
Thomas Diaz
I just run around PRETENDING to play Pokemon Go while taking creep pictures of cute young girls.
Adam Ross
but the memes
Logan Myers
>mfw cucks, numales, nurdz:3, and beta fags are getting culturally enriched
Nicholas Rogers
Mate your data upload speeds are not fast enough to stream video. Also the government are not competent enough to build a viral game.
It might happen in the future, but for now it is a cool augmented reality game.
Ian Price
At least people are out getting exercise. It takes walking 3-6 miles to hatch eggs
Zachary Reed
Yeah it was hence why my shares jumped $55 per share. Video game release investments have never ever ever yielded me a loss.
Jace Lewis
I want to understand the psychology behind this because I thought this kind of stuff is reserved for autists. Why do normies like this shit?
Isaiah Collins
It's not the Government. It's Google man. It's the Corporate Congress.
Juan Baker
>It takes walking 3-6 miles Woah boy, walking 3 miles!? That's almost enough exercise to burn off the calories 20oz Mountain Dew.
Walking is not fucking exercise. It's a mode of transportation. Exercise requires actual fucking work. No one ever lost weight or got in shape from walking like 5 miles a day. It takes a complete overhaul of mindset and lifestyle.
Blake James
>exercise >walking
I fucking love America.
Aiden Thomas
>"""""affiliated""""""
What is this new meme I am seeing? Just post this normally you fags.
Adam Mitchell
why would you screenshot that retards post? All of his post was conjecture, and not new conjecture at that.
Is that why all the pokemon are spawning in my apartment?????? Is the government spying on me?
Angel Phillips
Same reason Pixar continues to rake in the dough and get praised.
"muh nostalgia"
Mason Morales
Something everybody over the age of 14 knows about.
Xavier Butler
You dont need to point the camera at the area, or even use the camera. Stop being a tinfoil. I pop it open when I walk my dog, its almost fun. I can see it being great for kids or early teens in getting out of the house and meeting others.
Justin Martin
You mean dysgenics.
Jaxon Butler
I almost got stabbed yesterday, definitely don't recommend this game
Levi Williams
>implying
Hey I wonder if I can catch a Pokemon in the van I live out of?
Julian Gutierrez
Says the person on a japanese image board which was made for outcasts of society who jerk off to traps.
Sebastian Moore
I don't have a problem with kids and teens playing it. Seems like an interesting concept for a game for them. But it's just sad to see late 20's early 30's aged adults walking around in public heads down staring at their phones looking for fucking weedles and shit.
This generation of perpetuated adolescence is disgusting.
Austin Bennett
The reason this wasn't released in the UK is because we already have CCTV everywhere
Juan Jenkins
>Go outside to walk my dog >was reading pokemon go threads earlier >i dont live in city, thinking it wouldn't affect me >lady is driving at 5 miles per hour with her phone >pretty sure she is hatching an egg because i live on a road that is a dead end where there is no traffic >guy pulls up and parks on the side of the road >NO ONE ever is parked on the side of my road because of the rules of the housing complex where I live >apparently there is a lure or something at the entrance to my complex, because so many people live in it
I swear i walk my dog all the time and never see a soul, its like living in a ghost town, but there are alot of people that live here, but seriously, already I am having to deal with people being in front of my house
David Hernandez
For a second I thought it might have been good, but then after hearing there's no interaction (seeing that it isn't Nintendo really makes this make more sense) it's extremely bad It's another anti-family, anti-society weapon aimed at the white middle class
Carter Rivera
pokemon go is gook owned.
the jews want you sitting on your ass not going outside and the gooks just made everyone do the exact opposite.
the jews fear the samurai.
Thomas Powell
>tfw no one has ever heard of the SENTIENT WORLD SIMULATION developed by the DOD to have a working realtime human simulation based on cellular movement patterns and social media. This is just locking in the data.
Juan Miller
Get rid of this sliding. Jews are trying to distract you from the real issues in America with threads about a fucking video game.
Austin Myers
Over the past year I've cut calories and walked an hour a day usually
I've lost about 25 pounds
So no, you're retarded
Levi Thomas
>it's just sad to see late 20's early 30's aged adults walking around in public heads down staring at their phones
You mean exactly like they have for the last 10 years?
I'm glad cyclists will kinda look where they are going now, instead of texting or tweeting.
Camden Cook
>So if you didn't notice, half the adults on facebook are running around like a bunch of morons playing a new game called Pokemon Go
I just logged in and didn't see a single post about this in my feed.
Easton Lopez
I'm a postman. You try walking 5 hours every day. It's better exercise than most people do in the gym
Jackson Ross
I was already wondering why every major newspaper talks about this nonsense. Now they turn gamers into spies. We truly live in a crazy world.
Landon Ward
How do you fit enough mail in your leprechaun pouch to walk for 5 hours?
Camden Brown
IT'S MAGIC
William Hernandez
Can't wait for the UK release.
Ayden Johnson
>you're having fun!? this certainly cannot be allowed! Go fuck yourself.
Jayden Price
you are all dumb
you already own a cellphone from a major telecommunications provider MOST LIKELY
google already tracks traffic patterns real time with gps
Noah Jenkins
5 hours is like 12 addresses in Ireland.
Owen White
checking your messages on your phone from time to time is different from spending hours walking around looking at the world through a screen trying to find an imaginary video game character
though people who are that highly involved with twitter, snapchat, or other apps are just as childish
Brayden Kelly
It's about taking pictures inside your own home.
Connor Thompson
>tfw /x/ and Sup Forums have merged.
Carter Kelly
camera on the phone already
flashlight
selfies
snapchat
facebook
you're already fucked sorry lads
Noah Rodriguez
>people who are that highly involved with twitter, snapchat, or other apps are just as childish
I'd say that's 10% of adult pedestrians, 20% of adult cyclists and 95% of adults on public transport.
Bentley Garcia
This is how deep the rabbit hole has become.
Brayden Wood
It's not beneficial to stay in your house and play. You find more mons by going out in public parks or areas with lots of landmarks.
Lucas Baker
Literally took my first smartphone picture last week. And only because I didn't want to bring my DSLR to the beach where it could get stolen.
Michael Turner
NSA is just a conspiracy theory, nothing to see here.
Gabriel Brooks
i feel like this game could be used for social manipulation as well
1:place legendary pokemon at event 2:lots of people show up who otherwise would not 3:use it to lie about event attendance to seem bigger also leads people to lets say a hillary rally to hear how racist trump is
Sebastian Garcia
Also some of favorite quotes "We may share aggregated information and non-identifying information with third parties for research and analysis, demographic profiling, and other similar purposes. This information will not include your (or your authorized child’s) PII." "Information that we collect from our users, including PII, is considered to be a business asset" "We may disclose any information about you (or your authorized child) that is in our possession or control to government or law enforcement officials or private parties"
Camden Gomez
what prevents google or apple from taking a picture with your phone at any time they want without you knowing it?
you can literally just cover your camera and still catch pokemen
Leo Cox
Pokemon Go isn't doing anything new you illiterate fucking autists. Ingress has been doing what Pokemon is now doing for years.
Colton Wood
Yeah you hit the nail right on the head there bud..
What's with all of the tinfoil hat shit in this thread. Don't get me wrong, I frequent this board, but this whole "muh Pokemon go conspiracy manipulating your minds and tracking you down" thing is cringeworthy. Get out and get some fucking fresh air.
Luis Mitchell
Whats the problem with it?
Adam Cruz
Its gonna be funny seeing all the fat autists wadding around the park getting some sunshine and exercise.
Gavin Edwards
They're going to put Metwo in the ghetto so whitey gets enriched
Matthew Perry
which is my point: "adults" are acting more and more childlike every year.
if you are over age 30 and spend multiple hours a day playing shitty mobile games be it pokemon go, candy crush saga, texas hold em poker, or whatever bullshit is popular at the time you should be euthanized.
John Nguyen
doesn't work like that, retards
you can't just see where the pokemon is on the map unless you're like 30 meters away from it
Hunter Richardson
JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI
Logan Wood
>Promoting a drug that pacifies you through a media campaign >Not a program
Logan Williams
thats even worse white kids are going to have wander around. pedophiles will prey
Ethan Hernandez
Just turn off the AR It's shit anyway
Adam Morgan
>what prevents google or apple from taking a picture with your phone at any time they want without you knowing it?
I normally don't point my camera all around the house.
Jackson Perez
By placing pokemons along a specific way they can lure people to every place they want. creepy
John Murphy
Yeah except marijuana is actually cool and makes people less autistic
Jonathan Gomez
Post yfw people will swallow the redpîl after getting beaten by nignogs while looking for pokemons
Landon Edwards
Pokemon is CIA funded
John Taylor
None of that is true you fucking druggie and I'll sympathise with you when you go mentally ill
Noah Scott
>marijuana effects everyone the same
k britbong
Leo Turner
>>russian roulette affects every player the same
Robert Reyes
>Marijuana >hallucinations
Landon Powell
Not the same
Can you say the same with beer or LSD?
Noah Ramirez
Pretty much.
Robert Kelly
If you sign in using the Pokemon Trainer Club, you will get emails and notifications of upcoming events to capture legendaries.
How long until ISIS or BLM use it to spread a rumor and get people to show up to kill? There's already been reports of muggings at several pokestops.
Isaac Watson
>adults
They are all manchildren and womanchildren
John Long
t. user who has never been drunk or on acid
Angel Lopez
>calling other people children >spending your free time posting on an anonymous anime message board
Luke Howard
the Internet is the most powerful drug in existence today
including Sup Forums
Adrian Foster
If it's high in THCV, or Tetrahydrocannibavarin, it can cause hallucinations.
Hunter Wright
They're worse than children. They're becoming normies.
Josiah Gomez
the have access to your emails if you use it to create an account