What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

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Carbohydrates, I reckon.

some men want to eat the world, fried.

His mom left him and his dad got remarried and his new wife had too many kids so he then was poor and since he was poor he ate food whenever he got it

Nothing.
He's just living his truth as he transitions into his true waterbedkin form.

I heard he went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

lazy fuck with no self control

Being a resident of Kentucky.

How do I bulk as hard as he does ?

His uses his sad childhood to justify being a landwhale.

Nothing, he is a proud American.

USA! USA!

makes me wonder if lying on one of these people would feel like lying on a sweaty waterbed

*He

I actually had one of these fat fucks in my highschool. He was like 5'6" and looked like he was around 350-400 lb. He stopped coming to school after he got bullied for breaking the classroom desks repeatedly by sitting on them. I wonder what he's up to today.

>OW MUH LEG
lol I was waiting for this sound clip from the intro to appear

Being dead probably

Reposting from the other thread for relevance and because it gives me an erection

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Does anybody have the daughter Instagram? I think it was posted earlier but I cant find the link.

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POP OFF JAMES

He has no problem. He's a man who stands up to the meaningless of existence, choosing not to fall for society's empty lies not by mere rejection, but by using his life to indulge himself into a grotesque parody of today's capitalist consumerism. He is a true existentialist hero, a real rebel to the system. He is a bold challenger to the modern construction of "health" because when the common fate of man is death, decreasing the odds through healthy diet and exercise mean nothing. Family is revealed to be an arbitrary connection. Taking away her daughter's education is only another form through which a parent violently controls his child, as if forcing her into this cruel world isn't enough. James King may be considered a horrible person, but the truth is his attitude resides in every one of us and he knows it.

How can I stop being a fat fuck without giving up pasta? I have given up sweets, soda, and junk food but I need my pasta.

You can eat pasta it just has to do with amount you eat. Also, go to the gym.

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3-6 are kino

THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

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Oh shit bros

James K is one of the greatest thinkers of our times

>The only thing that accomplished in a year was to sit.

KILL YOURSELF YOU WEAK PIECE OF SHIT

Short answer: Don't eat three pots of it a day.

Long answer: Measure out what you're taking in and stick to a calorie budget. Depending on your height it could be anywhere from 1200 to 1800 calories. Be sure to check a metabolic rate calculator first to find out.

Exercise isn't completely necessary for losing weight, but you should do it anyway for your overall health.

I believe in you user. Pasta's my kryptonite too, but I only make it once or twice a week. I went from 310 to 180 in about a year and a half.

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I really wish they could show the true volume of what these people eat normally. Only ever get to see the odd meal being prepared when the camera crew visits.
I think James and his family were extremely retarded. he made me so fucking angry when his dad refinanced his house to pay for his trip to Texas and never once took the shit seriously

the cameramen were the real heroes
at the point when he gets sent home on a diet and the bitch offers him desert, and then hands him a fucking quarter of a cheesecake the cameramen had the self-control not to stop them

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Imagine having to have someone scrub the poo out of your massive bumcrack every day.

This makes me feel really depressed

Childhood is idolizing James. Adulthood is realizing Sean made more sense.

>2,081 subscribers

>gets sent home on a 800 calorie diet
>4 months pass
>gains 150 pounds
>turns out he was eating 10 000 calories a day

a masterpiece

>insurance won't pay for the van ride to the dr
>dr says it's a matter of life and death
>insurance still denies it
lol American health insurance is a fucking joke

we made similar styled posts at the same time :3

>eating 10,000 calories a day

How? What? How is that even humanly possible? What do you eat, and how much? How do you not throw back up that much food?

When your stomach grows to be larger than a mature well fed pig, it can hold a lot.

I eat carbs all the time and I'm not fat. It's calories, and not being a sedentary blob, not any popsci buzzword itself.

MUH LEGS obviously.

You misspelled genetics.

Morbid obesity such as that isn't grown out of a desire to rebel, it's grown out of a desire to comfort ones self because of their own emotional/psychological problems where food is considered a suppressant.

If you're going to use him as an example, then why not also use meth addicts, chronic alcoholics, and coke heads, all of which can then be extolled as being virtuous in their self endangerment and recklessness, neither of which are bold or rebellious, they're

Furthermore, an existentialist hero is one that acts without expecting salvation. A prime example of this, being a tv and film board, would be when Constantine slits his wrists at the end of Constantine, not expecting salvation but being granted it in spite of his actions.

The person you're speaking about would receive absolutely nothing, because he fights for nothing. If you want to call him a "rebel", well so be it, but I guess you could call anyone a rebel, making the title rather meaningless.

>neither of which are bold or rebellious, they're just selfish*

In case anyone didnt watch the episode and pick on what was happening.

The reason he cant lose weight is because its literal fucking torture to not eat for him.

You could see that he had been crying his eyes out when he was somewhat forced to go on a diet at the hospital.

Fatties cant do it by themselves, we have to chain them down and keep them from eating physically.

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Do any of these girls do regular porn? I wanna jack off to a few of them, but I'm not into cake stuff

At what point would it be healthier for him to just get addicted to crack so he'd lose all that weight?

Probably when he cant move out of his bed.

It's a death sentence at that point since someone is obviously enabling him since he cant fucking move to feed himself.

I would say "let him starve", but I'm afraid not feeding him would cause a miniature economic crisis in the food market.

3-4 doses of crack would result in a heart attack

>without giving up pasta

I've read you can buy vegetable-based pasta that's less calorie dense than typical flour-based pasta.

People on plebbit were saying zucchini pasta is a good choice.

OW MY LEGS

OW MUH LEGS*

veg based pasta is a meme

DON'T PUT MUH LEGS DOWN

Underrated

Alright someone explain.

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>prime example of this, being a tv and film board, would be when Constantine slits his wrists at the end of Constantine, not expecting salvation but being granted it in spite of his actions.

Though I understand what you're trying to say, I think you interpreted that scene incorrectly. Constantine was basically a religious scholar. When he sacrificed himself he knew EXACTLY what would happen. You can see this when he's looking smug and giving the finger to Satan as he's being lifted to heaven.

wow, poignant and powerful! Truly the superfats are the greatest ubermensch among us

Dr Now laying into his gf was something I haven't seen before, he looked pissed, one of the few times I've seen him show any actual signs of emotion

>wanting to save that "thing"
fucking yuropoors

I'm an hour in and this guy is the mot infuriating person I've seen in quite a while, such a fucking crybaby and him and his gf are complete morons.

okay user i put you on 5 calorie diet

>woah eating makes me grow taller
>guess I'll eat the whole world lol
>well that was fun, now I'll eat the whole universe lol
every fucking time

>Never watched this show before
>Find episodes online
>Get sucked into first episode of the season with the twin sisters
>Actually feel empathy and emotion for them
>Fucking roller coaster of being happy they got the surgery, then sadness and fear and worry when one nearly died from it
>So proud of them by the end and realize I shouldn't be so judgemental of people for being obese

>Start this episode
>Only 3 minutes in and I fucking hate this fat piece of shit.

I want you lose 50 pound in the next half hour

user im looking at the scale and you gained 2 pounds since the start of this sentence
you are not sticking to your diet

fuck you doc i'm in starvation mode

Crack would give him a heart attack. Any kind of stimulant would be deadly for someone that size, even caffine.

Mommy says I'm getting skinny I can eat what I want.

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OW MUH LEGS

haha

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got egg rolls?

>Who need reasons when you've got egg rolls?

BUT ITS FRIED

>spends an hour and a half not losing a single pound
>climax of the show is him sitting up

lel the producers of this show are fucking nuts

You only gave me one eggroll?

>to sit
>to sit upright on a bed
>with two guys holding the front of him
>With his fat wife wedged against his back like a doorstop

This fat fuck was Fat Fuck-Kino

>Can I have some of your slices
>24/7 playing a fucking 2DS and knitting
>has the mind of a fucking 5 year old

>all those cute twinks

>If I don't get him it, he will raise hell
>How the hell he raise hell he's stuck in bed?

Fucking Now is savage.

>normies say it's easy to lose weight
>DUDE CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT LMAO
>they think repeating a myth over and over again makes it a fact
Fuck you normie cucks. I fucking hate how some people get gifted good genetics, and I get fucked over for no good reason.

>24/7 playing a fucking 2DS and knitting
lol did they ever show what he was playing?
>tfw playing my 3DS and marathoning the show

>Ah gotta save sum room fer dessert. Lisa, sleep on the floor next to me tonight just in case ah poop the bed again.

Doc please, I'm trying

*woofs down a sleeve of chips ahoy*

Another chance, please ;_;

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As someone who trashed his metabolism through crash dieting calories in and out is all that matters

Use some app on your phone to track calories, that's what I do

>le b8!!
>le b8!!!!!!!
I hope you fucking choke on your next salad, normalfaggot cunt. I can't even eat half a salad without gaining weight.

>implying I didn't try it at first
Doesn't work.

No, shame we couldn't hear
>Getting to hear "Bing! Bing! 1-UP WAHOOOO!!!" as his 1000lb self is rolled down the hallways of a hospital.

Then he eats a giant slice of NY Cheesecake

>But it's fried!

LITERALLY what did he mean by this?

It's so fucking easy to lose weight. It's just keeping that streak going. I ended up losing almost 30 pounds over the course of a month or two just by eating way less and doing some basic daily exercise, but I let it fall apart by having just one "cheat day". A couple months later I'm back to not eating much, but all it takes is that one willbreaking moment to spoil all your progress and revert you to your old ways.

is it possible that he thought frying a food reduces the amount of calories? it would explain a lot

crazy right? 6'10 strongmen like brian shaw and Thor "the mountain" bjornson have to force themselves to do 10+ meals a day to get to 10,000 calories.

feels good having a weight gain fetish

How in the hell does someone think frying something in oil. and throwing in beef and soy sauce and sesame oil will make something have less calories? HELL, I don't even think that was his mindset, let's say he thought the fried rice had less calories and was therefore, okay to eat. He then gets 2 egg rolls with it, AND wolfs down a big slice of cheesecake.

>be 143 pounds at 6ft (skeletal)
>start doing rock climbing
>get swole, biceps grow about 1.5 times in diameter
>eat like a glutton
>get on scale
>140 pounds
>take a shit
>139 pounds

How the fuck did i loose 4 pounds of weight while also getting moderately ripped?