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this thread is
FART PIANO APPROVED!!!
This is the thread
are you the expert?
Thanks for the confirmation that this isn't the thread.
THIS IS THE thread
Stipe will dismantle Francis exactly like DC did to rumble
It's got the fart piano approval
This. Ngannou meme ends soon. Croat's are the strongest race.
Stipe is a fake Croatian the same way Rose is a fake Lithuanian
ITT we summon Spainsperg
>not including the thumbgouging
Oh for sure 100% that made a big difference my guy
I agree, he should at least speak a little croatian, can't believe his actual croat parents didn't speak to him in their own language when he was a kid.
I am Conor McGregor and I approve this thread. Posting late from New York because of CTE issues caused by Floyd. Peace.
Can the firefighter put out the fire that's gonna be in Boston at #ufc220?
this is pretty common of diaspora lad, most want their kids to become "american" or "canadian" or wherever they end up, kids got poked fun of here for having their parents speak to them in their language only to reply in English, it's kind of dumb and makes your parents look like they don't want to assimilate to wherever they're living.
AND NEW
Tell me about Jiangliang, whats he all about?
toughness, power and boxing range fun
basically imagine a fan favorite WEC fighter in the body of a lanky chinese dude
Khabib Vs GSP at 170.
Who wins?
...
GSP - The best there is,the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Khabib - Okay fighter who fights unranked guys like Abel Trujillo. Or guys who suddenly became top ten Darrel Horcher and Edson because UFC said so.
>I slaughter your pets and wear them as coats. And I only wear them once.
What did he mean by this?
With the immigrant groups from 50 years ago, yeah, but I don't think that applies much anymore, really.
Lots of kids in Vancouver are happy to speak Mandarin with their parents.
You have white kids learning Mandarin and French, now. At least the rich kids on the West Side of Vancouver.
He can only afford to rent things for a single day.
Oh, come on.
pic related: it's Fitch and Koschek after fighting GSP.
How hard does this man hit?
for sure mack truck my dude
>That Dagestani was dog shit the other night
What did he mean by this??
>implying they are on Khabibs level
Also Khabib looks massive when he isn't trying to make weight he might be a natural ww.
Meesh is pregnant, lads
>2 different champions broke DJ's record for lowest PPV buys in 2017
UFC is legit finished.
who is your favorite non-meme fighter?
khabib
Like a ford escort at top speed. 98 horsepower
says increasingly nervous pillowtap fan for the thousandth time
You're lying
why are Stipe's shoulders so hunched? that's actually a sign of discomfort/nervousness/fear
Here's another physical stat of mine for anyone who's curious.
>Game full of sloppy bums asking to be slept.
What did the former Featherweight champ and current Lightweight champ mean by this?
He's just not close to GSP's level.
He needs to stick to Tony and Conor.
>5'9
>74" reach
I'd fuck up the entire lightweight division if I trained. Genetics gifted by the gods.
>Thinks a 2 inch reach means anything
Get yourself to a gym
I don't remember Ferguson ever cutting down to 145. He said he could one time and even weighed in under the weight limit in jeans, so maybe he could.
Actually, that'd be fun as fuck. Holloway v Ferguson would be spicy at either weight class. Winner gets to be the first simultaneous two-weight champion in the UFC.
Conor McGregor is your lightweight champ
You can fuck up Lightweight, I'll take care of Fly through Feather.
Conor calling anybody "Sloppy" after the mayweather fight, kek.
means you look like a gibbon, m8
Who do you got between Conor and Khabin in Moscow for the 2018 NYE card?
Ferguson fought Lee at UFC 216 and won the belt there, I don't know what you're talking about.
Conor beats Khabib with a left hook, easy
Conor's the lineal champ (until he gets stripped) and you're just gonna have to accept it, my guy. Can't deny facts.
1. he's only a beltholder, not a champ.
Beltholder: has won the belt, but hasn't defended yet.
Champion: has defended the belt he has won.
2. Conor has had 2 legitimate fights in nearly 3 years.
He should be stripped.
he was just tired my guy
Why are you keep talking about a guy who retired in 2016?
what makes you so sure?
lol that's cute but unless you can provide a direct source for these definitions, you gotta keep yourself in check. no one cares about your moral perspectives, least of all the UFC
He was inefficient with his energy but he's for sure OBSESSED with a rematch.
He's actually the champ in 2 weight division in 2 organizations and a competitor against champion boxers
Khabib smesh.
119kg is like 262 in pounds, bro.
Huge.
fact is he's not a champ, he literally has zero defenses
see i'm gonna jerk off so you got 15 minutes before your thoughts are discarded
That's 119 lbs, my man.
That's 119lbs, my man. 54kg even.
Khabib, He got kicked in the face by Edson twice and it didn't do much.
Khabibs style is all about tiring his opponents and Conor has cardio issues. Conor will not make it past the round 3.
Champs have defended, kid. Goobs never has. Never. And after getting clowned by Mayweather and making MMA look so fucking pathetic, no one in the world can would call him a boxing "competitor". You can call him a "boxing stooge", or a "can", tho.
IT IS
WHAT IT IS
...
>competitor against champion boxers
can* against champion boxers
you think you can fuck up Joanna?
*a former champion boxer
You fighting in the holocaust division?
What did the UFC mean by this?
Maybe. I've got 7 inches of reach and a few years of training in under my belt, and biologically speaking my base is higher because I'm a guy.
How is Conor above GSP? only difference is GSP has defended belt
I can take webm requests from both Rizin's this week and the UFC 219 main card if anyone has anything they want
Don't give boolsheet request
Do you have Khabib taking the head kick from Edson?
>biologically speaking my base is higher because I'm a guy.
Dockie got subbed like 5 times in 2 minutes by Kaitlyn Chookagian my man
McCall getting fucked by the rope?
Upload Tenshin's entire fights and Horiguchi's beautiful counter to win the GP. Thanks buddeh
final fight ko of tenshin.and uncle creepy ko against kape thx based webm bro
Prochazka-Albrektsson KO
Asakura-Saiga KO
Herb Dean grabbing sideboob during Holm-Cyborg
That guy ringside yawing his ass off during rd 2 of Hooker-Diakiese
Thank you
they picked up some mouthbreather new media sources
>dude who's never trained vs professional fighter
Well duh. I got subbed a lot by chicks too when I first started training in BJJ. Now I'm a blue belt and outgrappling a female gym mate who placed 3rd in the world at IBJJF. The skill gap closes real fast between genders.
he unlocked big head mode
I wasn't actually expecting any requests this time kek
4u
I'll look but if I recall correctly they never show a great angle of him being cut by it
>Entire fights
Well I can't webm that and post it here. I'll do Horiguchi though.
Tenshin got a TKO his final fight, I could do that or see if I can splice the 3 knockdowns together into one webm if you'd prefer.
Ian losing against Kape was a weird one, not a KO so I'm not sure what you want me to webm
Will do the first 2, can't be bothered looking for the second 2. Give me timestamps if you really want them lad
Whoa, did he just teleport behind Floyd wtf?
that's got to be a joke
too soon
not nice of you
delete this
unless you are black you most likley have klinfelters syndrome
>rematch
lel
nobody wants to see conor shit the bed again
ty
Starts at roughly 3:40 on the clock during round 2 of Hooker-Diakiese
I wonder if Artem does the laundry at the McMansion.
you're a hero, m80. thanks.
Doubt he can open the washer all the way up
The Beeb will smesh Tony, Conor, Lee, Gaychi, Alvarez, Woodley, RDA in this order.
I think he'd rather move down before he moved up 2bh. Tyron is gonna be way too hard for him to handle cuz of the difference in power/size.
Imagine if Khabib smeshes every single member of the LW top 10, but keeps getting injured just often enough to never actually get a title shot.