/cric/ - Based Baz Edition

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I am too intelligent to be racist
however, I do hate the sudanese

McCumlum out next ball.

BIG BAZZ LEAGUE

can't be fucked watching on tv and the travago ad has a seedy indian guy instead

Death shall reign upon thee

Has the subject of the antilogy involving "Gus" the duck being used as a symbol of good batting when the duck has been a symbol of bad batting since time immemorial been broached?

You'll also have to pooicide lad

bit rude mate

Gus is a goose, not a duck

I used to fucking LOVE that duck animation when I was a kid

Not your best post

Why are McCullum's stats so mediocre if he's rated high?

>backing away onto the leg side and missing

Unadulterated autism desu.

sunshine coast scorchers

oh okay, that clarifies that. Now I need a new thesis subject.

bash brothers

time to merge the melbourne and sydney teams

standard sooo shit

actually fuck it just go back to the state team

McCullum in semi-retirement is the best batsman and skipper in BBL and this INFURIATES the poopeelians

when will the uk get a big bash team?

love the bash brothers

No it doesn't you loser.

When England win the Ashes back

This tbqh. Absolute garbage.

Lynnn out this over

sux

>literally infuriated

So... never?

RIP Melbourne """"Stars""""

Reminder that Vettori is the power behind the Heat.

Why are the stars such a joke?

(that's the joke)

haha ha

Damn the MCG is really fucking big

thanks tubbs

india is building a bigger stadium

Match 3 2019 hey

If fielder A catches the ball over the rope, mid-air, and throws it back in field to fielder B, is it out?

Who was trying to get into the Bash Brothers? He must be seething watching this.

I've been there and frankly I wasn't impressed. My dick is bigger

>harry potter bowing to baz

this ain't gonna be pretty

so where's Maxwell going to move to; 'gades or Scorchers? You can tell he's seething being in such a shitty team

why are you all posting here when there's already a perfectly good thread up?

nice

>McCullum will be denied a century because lelbourne didn't post a high enough total

Overrated player confirmed.

Why is Mack Horton bowling?

lol look at the nerd

>EDUPS

Do they still do that

Bash Brothers is the second worst thing to come out of the commentary teams mouths

Still better spin bowling than Ali.

feeling very attacked as a person who wears glasses

because the chinese dude got done for the old needle

Take them off before I thump you nerd

imagine andy "nobody likes me" maher

First one being your dick I guess you fucking faggot?

Not before I thump your dad first loser

Ponting btfo book readers

Based Ponting btfoing nerds

eight meats is the goat dominos pizza

My dad's quadriplegic.

>Bash brothers are the worst thing
>Easily destroy a total inside 15 overs without loss
Let your New Zealand Heat consume you kek

Nah 'lyynsaine" is without a doubt the worst word i have ever heard in my entire life

>reading Grade Cricketer book
>punter BTFO of me

Are the bash brothers related to the splash brothers?

For me, it's blonde finder girl

Imagine copying my post

Books are for poofs, real men watch the Big Bash and shitpost on /cric/.

never heard of him

Im not saying that they aren't elite, i just really fucking hate that title

Howie looks much more relaxed around Swan and Ponting
V

i don't think the stars are gonna win

not my problem

And he'd still have you kek

mccullum is shit

>HE KEEPS BLASTING ME ALL OVER THE PARK PROFESSOR
>YER A PIE CHUCKER 'ARRY

GOLLABSE

McCUMlum BTFO

Idubbbz with the wicket

at least he got his 60, good on him

Pisspain to poollapse from here

I just bet all my bitcoins on Melbourne

Now the real bash brothers can take the Heat home

shit gets wickets

Stop.

shan't be stopping now this meme is only 3 days old

I had to look this up and I think you should consider suicide

It's not a keeper

why is graeme swann being given airtime

Ponting can't read.

neither is michael klinger but he still has a go doesn't he

Who's this old lady.

is mel dying?

Mel has aged horribly since Gayle used her up

Was hoping for a clever keeper twist well done lad

degenerate gambler cronyism, not even memeing

About as useful as a number 6 specialist batsman

fuck the stars

L Y N N S A N E