Why don't millenials have sex?

Why don't millenials have sex?

it's inferior to our comfy basement entertainment

Millennial chicks put out easier than giving a handshake.

My hand is superior

Millennials don't have sex...

because they lack sex organs?

No one to have sex with, too beta to try.

Gave up a year ago, approaching year two without vagoo.

because women dont put out because facebook

We're preparing for the race war.

>Am Millenial
>Have sex
>???

Millennial here.

Gonna fuck my ex after work, she's have cock withdrawals after having unsatisfactory sex with a small dick dude.

Where did you hear that we weren't having sex?

It's a shill thread

I went 4. Was hoping to move to Texas and work in oil and gas.

But I met a pretty based poo in loo. Now I am about to graduate and have lots of conservative vagoo but my plans are kind of in need of adjustment if I stay with her.

Ya, i'm pretty sure millennials are fucking more than anyone.

Why would I have sex?
I can just fap and it will be done, no need to bother with getting a woman to have sex with me, saves a lot of time and energy, money too I guess

Pleb . Year 7 without sex

Because Id rather concentrate on myself rather than a bunch of spoiled, unloyal, conniving, brainwashed twats.

Call me a cynical turbo virgin or what have you, but you know deep down that "Game" is a purely nigger invention and PUAs are just as scummy as their female couterparts.

Because we've strayed for the ideal ratio of one woman for every one man. Women are given all of the power in deciding relationships, and they have chosen to completely ignore a huge chunk of men.

Also having sex with actual women is just as likely to go wrong as it is to go right, what with the rampant spread of STDs and the possibility of rape accusations.

Correction, the majority are having less sex but there is a super minority of people having more sex than ever before in history and we have built a media entertainment monument to worshiping these people who have sex all the time, making it seem like there is more sex going around than there really is.

>ONLY 2 YEARS

...

Actually most of the people I know are having sex. It's the minority that aren't.

Because the process of obtaining consent from a millenial wymyn is more complicated than obtaining a permit for a pellet gun in Australia

Its illegal

>get told everyday during youth that you're going to get an AIDS death sentence
>feminazis everywhere demonizing your sexuality and constantly making rape accusations
>watched parents' marriages fall apart and our fathers get JUSTed
>real wages haven't gone up in 35 years
>boomers aren't retiring like they should

It's the age of the MGTOW.

i said hello to three females today. they all fucked right off.

i have no faith in humans anymore

That's all Jewish media. Most girls enjoy traditional roles and want a family.

Maybe Im just a hopeless romantic, but does anyone else have the issue of not being able to perform to their fullest when trying to fuck someone that they don't care about? There's tons of chicks that I find attractive on a physical level sure, but everything else about them just repulses you to the point of just fapping and not dealing with them?

They all listen to garbage like Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande.

They good ones are few or already taken.

/r9k/ is that way <

except most girls also fuck too much

too many people suffer nihilism because there's no meaning in too many intimate relationships anymore and they're too retarded to understand why

Jerking off to 2D is superior.

Most young American women are awful.

so do we, but the barriers to entry are higher than ever.

>be me
>apparently millennial (born in 1984)
>first bang at 16
>technically raped as age of consent was 17 at time
>top kek regardless
>fast forward to today
>married
>ample sex
>wife on top end implanted birth control so no worries about pregnancies
mfw

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I don't fuck anyone I don't care about due to not being a degenerate.

>making more humans

what are you a nigger?

If you don't love someone then you shouldn't be fucking them friend.

>ya but muh dick

Nigger tier argument right there. Sex should be something special. Sex for any other reason than to be closer to someone you really care about is gas chamber worthy

>fucking your ex

That will be the first and last time you get into that shit m8

The old steve-o meme is really taking this board by storm!

Wow!

Tru

regarding sex, millennials tend to either have way too much (with different people) or none at all

I can't attract a mate. I'm not beta, but an anti-social early onset schizo. They call me omega.

i feel ya m8

haven't had truly enjoyable sex since i broke it off with my gf.

turned my attention inwards instead, in a bid to improve myself and not deal with women, but now i just hate myself even more.

such is life.

Damn I know that feel exactly

can you expand on this?

first time I got pussy I had fapped so much in my life already it felt like nothing.

Viagra and a shot of Tequila to numb your thoughts works wonders for me in situations like these.

So you're just a (presumably) young man casually taking viagra? Does that seem weird to you?

Can confirm. My younger brother is 22 year old virgin. He won't work out with me, he'd rather play video games. I was banging chicks at 16, and never came up for air. We had the same parents, same house, same everything. Sure I look better... but what you gonna do?

Why don't you fuck yourself with a rusty axe?

I have no desire to be with a woman. It seems like a waste of time. I am also almost completely uninterested in sex with any other person; the thought of a casual fling is abhorrent, like something on the level of animals.

I think I could probably be diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder, too.

Any one else here lose their virginity to a non-virgin?

Yeah, still not dating non-virgins though, that's some cuck shit. Might as well date an ex-hooker.

Yeah, basically gave it away due to the sexual pressures of being a 24 year old turbo virgin. Felt like it was a huge mistake, to the point where I took the used rubber out of the trash to check for holes. Haven't had sex since.