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prime schaub would heem ngannou

"I would have been cutting to light heavy weight immediately once I saw Ngannou coming" - Brendan Schaub on the Big Brown Breakdown

H8ers triggered in 3...
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is prime schaub some sort of cyborg from the future?

Fighter of the Year: Max Holloway

Female Fighter of the Year: Rose Namajunas

Breakthrough Fighter of the Year: Francis Ngannou

International Fighter of the Year: Robert Whittaker

Fight of the Year: Yancy Medeiros KO 3 Alex Oliveira

Knockout of the Year: Rose Namajunas KO 1 Joanna Jedrzejczyk

Submission of the Year: GSP SUB 3 Michael Bisping

Comeback of the Year: Darren Elkins KO 3 Mirsad Bektic

Upset of the Year: Rose Namajunas KO 1 Joanna Jedrzejczyk

>Knockout of the Year: Rose Namajunas KO 1 Joanna Jedrzejczyk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>A TKO winning KO of the year

Entire post disregard

>Submission of the Year: GSP SUB 3 Michael Bisping

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>he rates midget fighters
L O L

Fuck off ray borg is garbage

JJ's eyes were rolled back when she hit the ground, and she didn't even pick up her arms to defend for a few seconds

She was out, if only for a moment

What do, /heem/?

MMA Hour Awards show starting, lads.
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(For me, it's still Tony Ferguson)

>Mighty Meme hate extends to literally invented submission moves
Sad, desu.
Bisping is garbage too. A basic RNC does not beat a literal suplex into flying armlock. Sorry.

>She was out, if only for a moment
>knock out if the year
I dint think you know how that award works

real thread kanna bless

Bisping fought at a much higher level than might rat

Don'r agree with this list but whatever

What do you lads think is Fight of the Year? Maybe MJ/Gaethje for me, but it's weird because I don't feel as if there was any fight this year that got me as hyped up as Cub/Swanson from last year in terms of spice

Lost at a much higher level. Chinless piece of garbage who got finished by a bloated WW. Also Johnson's submission was much better, which is the pertinent fact in this scenario.

I would pay money to see Cruz fight against Joe.

sause me my boy

I hate Bisping as much as the next guy but until DJ beats TJ I could give two fucks about his ""legacy""

Mate you can like Mighty Mouse all you want and post his submission at every opportunity but do not disrespect The Count please.
Thank you.

That's the girl who just finished Rena Kubota, I think

Fine. But we aren't debating his legacy, we're debating Submission of the Year. Which the suplex-flying armbar so clearly and fucking obviously is to anyone that doesn't have a brain made out of porridge.

and did it to win the best WMMA tournament thats ever been assembled

Legacy or submission it's all the same, ray borg is a can that let Demetrious do what he wanted, that whole fight DJ was just fucking around

>legend of the sport returns from a 4 year hiatus to become two weight champion in the main event of biggest event of the year at a historic venue
>worse than a midget submitting a literal who midget in the co-main of one of the worst selling events of the year
literally lmaoing @ your opinion rn

inb4 "m-m-muh DJ creativity" because the most creative and technical sub of the year was oliynyk's ezekiel choke

>BORN: 1997-10-12
Fuck man, I'm getting old

I agree it isn't KOTY. but it was deifinitely a KO

He was doing what he always does which is outgrapple and work to finish his opponent. Bisping was actually such a bum GSP managed to finish him. Which he never does.
Fuck the "legend of the sport" shit. Give him comeback fighter of the year or something. His submission was not that particularly worthy of praise. "Historic venue"? Literally who gives a shit you cuck. Nobody cares about MSG other than Ariel Helwani. Please piss off.

whatever you do, do not google Tenshin Nasukawa

kek, but yeah we are pretty much failures

Submission of the Year has never been determined solely by the technical prowess of the submission itself. Context, atmosphere, venue, all of it matters. Nate Diaz won last year with a "generic RNC" on Conor. Ronda won with a generic armbar on Zingano. Sorry bud, but GSP capping off the event of the year is a lot more award-worthy than your midget reddit fighter submitting a midget can.

Impressive, very nice

>Context, atmosphere, venue, all of it matters
WRONG. Also Ronda's armbar wasn't generic. Unless you think arm-barring someone by trapping their arm under your armpit is how it's normally done. Your criteria are entirely a distraction from what should be what the focus here is, the merits of the move itself. Which a first-ever throw/submission combo more than surpass GSP's rear-naked choke. Sorry. The Mightybar is going to win at every outlet because it's too unique to overlook.

gooby

you are allright Georgia

tfw i could heem Ariel Helwani and New York Ric both at the same time but Luke Thomas would heem all 3 of us together

its unreal how much better he is than the rest of MMAfightings staff

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He's not 'staff', Luke is like the head nigga over there.

Jeez, people are coldblooded

Why did he hate livers so much, lads?

Anything other than spamming shit and gay porn in these threads passes for 'alright' at this point but thanks man, I guess

Why did he hate livers so much, lads?

Forgot my pic.

pretty sure Ariel is the most senior guy but I don't know for sure

gooby

>Context, atmosphere, venue, all of it matters
>WRONG

It's completely subjective. You're both right. I think those are MMAFighting's awards and they do take all that into account

Was his daily meal to get bigg as a youngster

>Thomas stated he likes MMA fighting because "Struggle and fear tackled by athleticism, technical know-how and innate desires for self-preservation brings out a side in humanity that exists only in the deepest recesses of our being. MMA fighting has no peer when it comes to the demands the sport places on its participants both physically and psychologically. And I love watching that dynamic in action"".[19]

Is carpet a terrible surface to practice footwork on while barefoot? I feel slow on it

Yes. You will drag your feet on it when you wouldn't on a flat smooth surface

mighty mouse fighter of the year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mighty haters taking Ls

Explains a lot. I also don't feel as good while in shoes on a tile surface. Barefoot on a mat seems like the best thing

will Miesha have big mommy milkers? or will her fake boobs not be as milky looking?

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Someone should bring the palm strike

I want this man as my bull so bad

Yuge if true

Back*

It actually isn't at all

If Ngannou is able to beat Stipe, Struve, and Cain, then nobody in HW can defeat him

bj vs. khabib when

Is it more effective than a punch? I thought that was a Pancrase only thing

>not mentioning Werdum
Hello casual

It's less dangerous for you and as effective if you do it like Bad behind the ears

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>Werdum
Stick a fork in him.

to be fair if ngannou was on primeschaub's elevated dieting of latte shots and macchiatos it would be a even fight

>le one trick BJJ pony man
>le flabby dad bod man
>le no stand up game man

You're making it worse for you buddeh, stop.

>the guy who got KO'ed by Stipe can put up a fight against Ngannou
>the guy who couldn't even finish Reem in their third fight can put up a fight against Ngannou

Werdum developed his striking towards the end of his career to the point you could call him E L I T E now, you dumb fucking casual

See

stipe

Who was the janetty?

Different fighters have different strength what's your point? Of course Werdum can fucking beat Ngannou, Jesus where did all these people came from?

Is Baltherous Scheller a good fighter?

Kek, no

No. But the meme is irritating.

Reminder that Conor is literally the GOAT and not one of you will even dare to dispute this fact. Deep down, you all know it's true. Went ten rounds and even won the first few with the GOAT boxer. KO'd the best P4P fighter at the time, and one of the GOAT, 13 seconds. Moved up an entire weight class and avenged his only loss in ghe UFC against the bigger man. You can all keep doubting him, but he'll come out on top each and every time. You can keep putting your faith in these bums like Khabib and Ferguson, you can hope and pray with every last ounce of energy in your body that they'll finally be the ones to do it, but deep down, you know. You know that you'll be disappointed. You know that not a single one of these bums can do anything about it. You know that Mcgregor is and forever will be the king. Conor bless.

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>No. But the meme is irritating.
Kinda like your shitty poems or stupid questions for attention

I hope he fights Khabib or Tony anytime soon, I wanna get rich. He is gonna be a betting favorite and will get slept in either of those fights, and I'm gonna make a lot of money :^)

How does this make you feel?
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His poems are GOAT

lmaooo

hey thanks bud

Daniel cormier writes better poems than that sperg

>tfw never satisfied with my performance

I think its time I start roiding.

Hmm, sounds familiar, where have I heard that before...

Oh yeah

>A-Aldo is GOAT!
>A-Alvarez will wreck him, Mcgregor can only fight midgets!
>M-Mendes will wrap him up like a pretzel!
>N-Nate is gonna choke him out a second time! He's too small!
>F-Floyd will KO him in first round, guaranteed! He won't even land one punch! L-Look at what the experts are saying!
H8rs will never learn, will they?

Nice "champion"

What happened to his el chapo gimmick?

LMAO you're too much of a bitch to even reply to me directly. You don't even deserve for me to bless you with my presence.

JRE is live nigs

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why do they have nasa suits on