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/wjc/ hockey
Happy this semen slurping tournament is over. Now I can channel my time into something more useful like learning a foreign language so I can leave this fucking place.
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Czech this
C A N A D A
>no scorers in the top ten
truly a team effort this year lads
youtube.com
tournament is pointless now
So you’re in the club and this guy slaps your gf’s ass - what do?
>finnipeg
>Pikangikum, a fly-in reserve located about 300 km northeast of Winnipeg,
nothing of value was lost.
DUDE WHERES MAKAR!
M A K A R
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Makar looks like a young Rob Gronkowski
>disabled kid is skating
>he is not skating for himself, he is skating for canada
waiting for you in the semifinal canadistan
waiting for you in the final slovakia
Reminder that Finland is still the greatest hockey power
Swit2erl0nd
see you on the other side brother
>unironically rooting for canada
Would a Czechoslovakia team be unbeatable today? Is that why they split, for intetnational hockey parity?
it’s in ontario so it’s their problem.
>our greatest ally
sending you all the energy I can brother
t. Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
jesus fuck what a shithole. people in south american favelas have nicer houses than that. id probably sudoku too.
Canada refpuck
there is no such thing as slovak hockey. we had grandpa hossa but it turned out he is allergic to hockey.
In a Czechoslvak team there would be literally 0 slovak players.
>we want the Sup Forums audience
call off the dogs at 5-0 and buckle down for the shutout
>we had hossa
And Demitra
F
I unironically feel bad for the Swiss goalie :'(
Bet he takes a trip to the suicide forest
HEY HEY BABY
I WANNA KNOOOOOOOO IF YOULL BE MY GIRL
>I unironically feel bad for the Swiss goalie :'(
feel worse for ours, he might not get ten shots in this game and we sort of need him to be tested
nostalgia
I cried on that day so much like a little bitch.
Nice job with the comeback Denmark
Can anyone relegate Denmark? How are they in this tournament still?
Chara and Halak would get one each and Tatar might get a spot tbf
Does Denmark scoring 5 on Belarus just show how bad Belarus's group truely is, since Denmark only scored 2 all tournament prior
>Attendance: 5,109
more like 109
if it's empty for USA/russia then there's a serious problem
>chara
maybe
>halak
no way he is fucking shit
>tatar
ahahahahahahahahaha, what a joke
Yeah, well, at least we didn't lose to the Czechs.
Probably sold tickets tbf
Tatar is a no-brainer, Panik and maybe Dano as well
that's about it tho, still love Slovakia and I want a team together
who will take Belarus place next year
Kazakhstan
I feel pity for the players playing here, especially for the little teams. I know a guy who plays our leauge, he played at the world juniors in 2010, and he told me that these were the matches he will never forget (even if we sucked) because of the atmosphere, and he will talk about it even for his grandkids.
I just can't get it why americans hate hockey this much. When we had the u18 wjc in slovakia last year, every single game had full attendance.
sad
when binland hosted it made no difference what teams were playing
USA is not a hockey country
>US-Canada outdoor game
>RECORD attendance of 44,000
>Americans hate hockey
next year when I see empty seats in Vancouver I am going to kek heartily
tbf it is a pretty rotten time of year to expect attendance and having the games in the afternoon is even less helpful
this
people are at work and can't afford to take 2 weeks off to watch every game of every random countries
what kind of a backwards country is america if everyone doesn't take at least 2 weeks off at christmas?
literally everyone I know goes back to work next monday
>Chara
They would not say no to that experience
>Halak
You may argue that Mrazek and Pavelec are both better. Pehaps even Neuvirth. But Halak has more games than all of them. So even if he isn't getting the starting position, he'll sure to get one of the spots.
>Tatar
Look up who Czechia has, he would have a pretty god chance.
>Panik
Wouldn't take him over Kase, but over Frolik, perhaps.
>Dano
Haven't seen him play that much. If he's a good 4th line hustle player, perhaps. If not, then no tbf
>capitalist wagecucks
ottawa could be moving over attendance issues and not even they were bad
there are of course exceptions but no indoor game in the tournament has over 10,000 and that's inexcusable
why do you think our GDP is so high?
no time to sit around slacking off for 2 weeks, we've got work to do
>tfw your wage is financed by other peoples taxes
Including yours ;^)
north americans get nowhere near the amount of vacation time as europeens
>2 weeks
euros are slackers
en.m.wikipedia.org
baby jesus is disappointed you work before LOPPIAINEN
jesus doesn't pay the bills
"The average American worker receives 10 days of paid vacation per year. European countries, by contrast, mandate that employers offer at least 20 days a year."
source: google
>no scorers in top 10 despite winning almost every game is evidence of good team chemistry and teamwork
I actually unironically believe this.
wtf I hate America now
what if gretzky was the zoidac killer
25 days in Sweden + 9 public holidays
30 in binland
weekends dont count ofc so 6 weeks minimum
fruck canada and fuck canadian people
is it similar in Norway?
I need to move back to the land of my ancestors
no clue but I would assume so, our legistlation is pretty similiar (because we all copied sweden)
25 days + 2 public holidays
Kazakhstan
one week is christmas to new years
second week is recovering from previous week
>great great great grandpa thought we has moving to America to give his offspring a bitter life
thanks for dooming me to wage slavery with almost no vacation
Rude as h*ck
*better life
i had a feeling that scandies were longer but i couldn't be bothered to research that deeply; tbf i have a seasonal job and get laid off for about 3 or 4 months while getting paid about 70% of my typical wage by the government while i'm unemployed
cultural learnings of hockey for make benefit glorious nation kazakhstan
just compare the glee of the olympics, versus the resignation of a glorified exhibition
bitter life*
sounds pretty nice on paper without knowing if the local government is a bitch to deal with
true -_-
I know that Canadaanon said average in America is 10 paid vacation days but I don't even get that at my job
just fuck my shit up tbqhfamily
Sounds like a pretty sweet gig.
But I have to ask, you're not an albertan working on the oil fields, are you?
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RARE
>"There is no statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays. It is left to the employers to offer paid vacation.[165][166] According to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, 77% of private employers offer paid vacation to their employees; full-time employees earn on average 10 vacation days after one year of service.[167] Similarly, 77% of private employers give their employees paid time off during public holidays, on average 8 holidays per year.[167][168] Some employers offer no vacation at all.[169] The average number of paid vacation days offered by private employers is 10 days after 1 year of service, 14 days after 5 years, 17 days after 10 years, and 20 days after 20 years.[167][170]"
en.wikipedia.org
I swear Canada has the cheeziest commercials
Cant wait to hear Kazakh bantz next holidays
no, it's pretty comfy, desu
there are stipulations though; such as i can't leave the country for vacation while receiving money from the gov't and i always have to be "ready and willing to work"
it only requires me to fill out an electronic form online every 2 weeks with simple yes/no answers
i could have vacations but i just wouldn't get my gov't shekkles while i'm out of country
PULL HART
yeah, my job has stuff like Thanksgiving, Christmas Day, New Year's Day and a few others paid days off but thats pretty much it
5witzer1and
no, i'm from vancouver island, bc, and i work as a landscaper
>NOT A SHUTOUT
>losing to the chechenyan republic of repeating digits
> 5 weeks (30 days with Saturdays sometimes, but not Sundays, counted as holidays) is the minimum mandated annual leave by law.[62] Workers are also entitled to 11 paid public holidays on average.[63] After working for the same company for a long period, many employers raise the 30 to 38 days (so-called long holidays). (Many employers in Finland give a holiday bonus (lomaraha) every year; this holiday bonus can be converted to extra holiday - giving another 13 days of holiday (or 18 days for those on 'long' holidays).
I never take the money tbph
Score? I'm at work :'(
ok, so it's not just me thinking this
been watching these same TSN commercials over and over the whole tournament and I'm like wtf
I don't watch TV in general though (besides hockey but I stream) so every time I do end up seeing a TV commercial they seem to get worse and worse every year. guess its not just in America