License and registration please

License and registration please.

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WHERES THE PLANE

I have a registered gun

>yes officer
>pulls out gun and shoots cop

Here is my license to fuck your mom up the butt and the registration of my DNA to take residence in her rectum.

Im not legally required to carry them m8 and you're gonna run my plates anyway you wanker

fuck off pig

why the hell am i in eden praire?

Sir, I am white. This is not necessary.

Here you are, is something the matter sir?

Alright just a second, here you go sir.

p-please im sorry i have aspergers

AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED?

Sure thing officer, sure is warm out today

but i dindu nuffin wrong

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

AM I BEING DETAINED?

I AM NOT DRIVING I AM TRAVELLING

Here you go officer, just hit the beach, sunset was really nice. Having a nice evening yourself?

I NEED TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR

SIR
SIR

I NEED TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR
OKAY NOW YOU BUSTED MY WINDOW

SIR
SIR

I NEED TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR

Hand him the license, wait for him to walk back to his car and put two in the back of his head.

INVASION BEGINS! RECONQUEST OF NEW AMSTERDAM!

Im a freeman

Your laws don't apply to me senpai

> gets shot

Fuck off, tombo

FUCK U PIG I KNOW MY RIGHTS I HAVE 69 GUNS IN MY TRUCK AND THEY THEY UNLOADED IN U MOM PUSSY FUCKING FAG

OFFICER HELP ME I DON'T HAVE SPEARMEN

>Here you go officer
MOZAFUKA WITY COPS SUK MUH DIK
>Thank you and goodbye, officer
*Get shot*

Get out!

I'd have it sticking out the window before he walked up.

Hurry up, nigga. I gotta shit!

AM

I

BEING

DETAINED

>Be Nigger
>Get shot

Please name the actual living person, and not simply the legal "name" of the fictitious legal entity that your command is addressed to.

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Havent had a license since 2008. Not payin $3000 in "surcharges" either. FUCK TEXAS

I got the keys though ;)

AM I BEING DETAINED?!
I HAVE A LEGAL FIREARM!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
I HAVE A LEGAL FIREARM!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
I HAVE A LEGAL FIREARM!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
I HAVE A LEGAL FIREARM!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
I HAVE A LEGAL FIREARM!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WUZ A KANG U CANT STOP MEH
BLM BLM BLM!

WHATS YOUR BADGE NUMBER, PIG??
AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
I HAVE A GUN

You din don no towk to me ly dat rayciss po po WE WUZ KANGS Ain no bod dun nuffin Ain my car no lites no prollum no money GOT ME A GUN PIG

*PAK *PAK *PAK

WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITED
AM I BEING DETAINED???
AM I BEING DETAINED???
AM I BEING DETAINED???
AM I BEING DETAINED???

Calm down ma'am, please roll down the window, I will be forced to break it.

hey officer my father actually is a police officer his name is ___ you might know him

thanks for the warning! have a nice day watch out for those niggers they are acting crazy

Only proper response:

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Yes, officer. Right here

> I don't think that will be necessary

Hands him a mint shiny charizard

>got pulled over last week
>get out license, registration, and carry permit (fucking duty to inform bullshit)
>set them on my dash
>hands on my steering wheel
>cop walks up
>"good morning"
>"good morning to you too officer. How are you doing today."
>initiate a handshake
>he shakes my hand and says "pretty good, yourself?"
>tell him I just got off of working a double at the hospital so I can't wait to crawl into bed
>he asks if I know why he pulled me over
>tell him I honestly don't have any idea
>he says I was swerving a bit and have a burnt out tail light
>asks for my license and registration
>hand them to him along with my carry permit
>he see's the permit
>hands it back to me and thanks me for letting him know
>goes back to his car
>comes back a couple minutes later
>says he doesn't wanna keep me any longer than he needs to
>hands me my license and registration
>tells me to have a good day and get home safe
>tell him to do the same
>he smiles
>goes back to his car
>we part ways

I don't see what's so fucking hard about dealing with cops.

MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME

>>driving car
>>police lights behind me
>>pull concealed pistol license and drivers license out of wallet while driving
>>pull over, left arm out the window holding CPL + ID. right hand ontop of steering wheel, upside down, wrist sprawled out
>>cop walking upto car
>>"officer heres my CPL. i submit to your authority"
>officer: "you were speeding 10mph over. here's a $300 dollar ticket. bye. and thanks"

>vroom vroom!!!

AM

AM I BEING DE-

*gets shot*

get a load of this bootlicking faggot


bet you love being told what to do dont you cuck?

Here you go officer.
Shuts mouTh
Answers questions
Hands on steering wheel

>>and I'm white

>Officer btw im white XD

If a black guy did this, he would be shot 3 times.

*hands them over smiling politely*
Is there a problem orifice?

he deserves it he was a fucking felon

justify your authorityover me, and recite your oath! pathetic revenue collector authoritaisn afggot

I know right who shows respect to the people who put their life on the line everyday to prevent a defcon 5 chimp out at the first late welfare check. Lol such a fag

>yfw I'm actually half a nig and half a potato nig

STATIS! AM I BEING DETAINED, MOTHERFUCKER!? AM I FUCKING BEING DETAAAAAAAAINED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Sir, I'm a police officer, I already asked you once to cooperate and to stop talking about Ron Paul. Please step out of the vehicle.

>thank you for your service sir
*tips*

Americans are this brainwashed

>not tipping cops

Jesus, why are ausfags so rude?

>hand them over like an adult
>bullshit about fishing spots and the like
>leave with a warning
Easiest way to get out of tickets.

Hahahaha

Don't huff that petrol to hard m8 xD

I
I

He's probably just had bad experiences with cops. I hear they're quite disrespectful to abos

I have a half mexican half german best friend. We call him "the Beanerschnitzel."

Ayy man wat da fug u be arrestin' me for i aint don nuffin you police be rasis imma bust a cap in yo asd

>"Not a problem."
>hand license and registration
>"How's your day going, officer?"

Sir I don't understand what you're saying. Could you please hand me your information that would be great.

>Beanershnitel

GODDAMIT WHAT THE FUCK

STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING
OH SHIT MY BODYCAM FELL OFF
HE HAS A GUN
STOP RESISTING
BANG BANG BANG
pause
BANG BANG BANG BANG

I TOLD HIM NOT TO MOVE

>License and registration please.

I'm Not Black I Don't Have A Gun In My Drawers Don't Shoot

Oi u dere, WUT U DOIN TALKIN PROPA TO A FOOKIN COPPA

And yet here you are telling us your story. Just another lying nigger

>puts hands on roof
>explain to him all of the guns im carrying in my car
>tell him i stepping out so he can take the 4 im carrying off me
>tell him where my license and registration are, along with the guns in the car
>proceed to ask him what he needs.
>"oh it was just a traffic stop, thanks for telling me, your back head lights out"
>get away with a warning
>get it fixed the next day.

this is how you dont get shot by a cop because you are to fucking stingy to hand over your infromation.

I AM A PRIVATE CITIZEN YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME I AM NOT A PERSON I AM A MAN SO AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO LEAVE WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMITTED CAN I SEE YOUR BADGE NUMBER AND YOUR SUPERVISOR AND HIS BADGE NUMBER AND HIS SUPERVISOR AND THEIR BADGE NUMBER MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS ALL BEING RECORDED YALL IS JUST RACIST BUT MATTER OF FACT BLACK LIVES MATTER WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET NOW IMA GET ROLLIN PEACE MFER POWPOWPOW

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

What the fuck man, that's where I live. Is this the hacker known as Sup Forums?

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

Why do American police ask for registration papers?

In Australia, cop cars have a camera and computer that reads all car's passing number plates, then beeps if the car is unregistered. Cops just have to type in your number plate, and they can see who owns the car, where they live, if the car is registered/unregistered, when and where, outstanding warrants for arrest, criminal history.

>don't see what's so fucking hard about dealing with cops.
>If a black guy did this, he would be shot 3 times.

I have no problem with this.

nice triceps off, hows the station gym? here's my vet id card. thanks for the warning see ya later!

CONDUCTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I AM A FREE INHABITANT YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME HELP I'M BEING RAPED

GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND CRIMINAL SCUM

underrated

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>hand them over like an adult
This. Why is it so hard for some people to do?

License and Registration.....CHICKEN FUCKER

BANG

Speeding is not a crime.

>not denying having done anything
>not opening the door so hard the pig falls over
>not running at mach speed in one direction with no rhyme or reason
>not successfully escaping and coming back to a car tow
>not immediately enacting a revenge plan
do you even america
>flag
oh right

Can you prove I am driving?

I am a free man of the earth and I cannot be detained. I do not recognize your laws. Only the laws of nature and God.

>when you have magnet for brain

Sir is that a leaf?

>tfw driving with no license and registration or insurance
>they proceed to search me and grab nuts
>only an expired registration ticket since I cooperated

Some cops are BASED