ON YOUR MARKS

ON YOUR MARKS..
Get set..
BAKE

>screencap
>hooded eyes
>twisted mouth

I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that that not a a woman that's really "interested" in men, if you catch my meaning.

Sue Perkins is considered to be one of the least funny panelists on QI

She's one of the least funny people in the world.

Fuck the BBC.

Ugh, my least favorite part of the show.

Whenever I see her, Jo brand or Sarah Milligan, I just tune out

How is this show so popular?
No, seriously.
I'm from Britbongistan and even I don't fucking get it.
It's baking. BAKING.
You can do it in your own kitchen. Why would a show about lots of people baking be so goddamn popular?

It's just a comfy show.

I think Americans like it because there isn't piped in dramatic music like in our reality shows.

Cakes, user. Cakes.

No, your reality shows suck because there has to be a dramatic recap of everything every 5 minutes

Cmon, user. Baking is the single culinary strength your country has. Let everyone have their fun.

Is that just like......a thing I don't know about? Brits loving cakes?

>You will never cream pie in her ass before she bakes you a perfect custard

She's openly gay. Although she has said that she enjoys sex with men,oddly.

there is an inherent drama to baking that isn't the same in other kinds of cooking, because it's all about arranging stuff, setting it in motion and then praying to god it works out

that said i find it really tedious cause it's always the same shit, the scope for imagination is limited and the music sucks. but i am a massive cooking nerd so i have different expectations

>openly gay
>likes having sex with men
She's not gay.

>implying Sue didn't fuck her brains out.

We don't have any strengths anymore.
Shit, the only bit of the Empire we've got left is the south coast of Spain

also you're fighting against time a lot, pastry heating up, leaveners reacting, custards curdling etc

I agree, she's bisexual, but I'm going on what she says.

The whole idea of empires being necessary was an antiquated and wholly incorrect economic theory anyway. Focus on your culture instead of whining about what overseas holdings you don't have.

Also the Falklands, and technically the BIOT, but that is debatable.

What culture? Bending over and taking it in the ass under the guise of the stiff upper lip?

Sounds like you lot have already defeated yourselves.

Sad.

Apathy is simultaneously our greatest strength and our greatest weakness

That pouty cunt stayed in way too long. You can tell she's fucking psycho in her relationships too.

2/10, would not bang.

who /flora/ here

It's gonna be awful isn't it?

>making that glaze from scratch
But it's the year 2017 people!

it already was

Bit hard to advocate Westphaelien Soverignty when you out claiming half of Africa for yourself isn't it?

explain

His fame is massively on the wane, without Barrat's writing he was just a walking cliche of his Boosh character.

My money is on him massively toning it down so that people take him seriously. But at the end of the day nothing he ever does will bring him out of the titanic shadow Julian Barrat cast over him with Flowers.

/martha/

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SCUM

>That lazy eye

She was 17 on the show and already starting to look bad

>Westphaelien Soverignty
Please, we're a nepotistic oligarchy marching towards a globalist uptopia

I found it funny that Sue flirted like hell with Flora and with Ruby, but was really careful not to with Martha. She definitely didn't want to be accused of flirting with a 17 year old.

JUST

Why is every British show required to have women, muslims, and disabled people?

Women yes. Muslim and disabled no.

>Baking cakes is srs bsnss!
>Only burly older white men allowed!

Sons of Anarchy Bake Off Spin Off when?

>implying

Not that I wouldn't jizz all over her headscarf, but still

BAKE?

Burgerboy here. I love watching this show. It's fun, interesting and comfy.

He's a big pie