Alien planet

>alien planet
>there's only 1 climate

>alien planet
>intelligent life is humanoid

>implying the climate wasn't destroyed by humans

alien climate change is real ppl

This one REALLY fucking pisses me off. Give me some truly alien stuff

>planet
>has life
>implying there's life outside of Earth created by God

>alien planet
>the worms are the most dangerous life form

>mfw

>alien planet
>beings worship the human Jesus
Mohammed, Buddha, Shiva, et. al., BTFO

>be pencil-neck white virgin
>Have sex with big dominant black bitch

>think of a cool sci fi concept
>find out its already been done

>aliens
>speak fluent english

i thought white men were being cucked by black men? are you saying we can cuck the black men back?

>film takes place in the future
>humanity has discovered other alien life
>people are still buying into the Abrascamic religions

>tfw you realize all the Tatooine scenes from Star Wars take place in the polar region and the rest of the planet is even hotter, drier and sandier than that

Checked.
The problem is the more alien you make something the harder it is to empathize with it. And honestly the more likely it is that it would strain any ability to relate with it.
The anthropic paradox is a motherfucker in the medium of science fiction and fantasy.

this happened to me recently, i thought i was onto something then a friend told me i was basically rehashing X-Men

>ayys
>men are all kinds of freaky and creative monsters
>women are painted humans
Name one (1) movie where this doesnt happen

tfw no mushroom gf

>alien planet
>all the the organism are overly complex with tentacles and feelers that serve no purpose covering their bodies

>sci-fi thread
>autists complain about humanoid aliens

Why wouldn't they? The scriptures were written by men, and have been re-translated and changed many times before.

>humanity meets aliens
>communication is established

laughinglem.jpg

>aliens read our bible
>they all convert to christianity
>now blame earthlings for crucifying christ
>humans are the jews of space

what would alien grammar look like?

The Thing.

non linear

>alien life doesn't speak English
>after one montage a linguist knows how to speak in complex sentences and can now see the future