AMA

I'm in my 40's ask me anything.

>>>/reddit/

Have you had a colonoscopy?

Can you list all the guns you own?

Did you enjoy your prostate exam?

Married yet?

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nope

nope

nope

Does your dangler still function properly or do you need to use pills at this point?

kinda

I just turned 30. What's it like being your age? What do you enjoy about it? What do you dislike? What do you know now that you wish you learned in your 20s? Do you feel that 40nis the new 30?

OP

GET OUT

What the fuck have you done with my planet?

Were you people all fucking drunk or something? Seriously, what the fuck?

How does it feel to know that I am younger than a person who is half your age?

>19 years old

The fuck are you doing on Sup Forums this late in life?

yep

> What's it like being your age?
Life is better - you know what you want.

What do you enjoy about it?
Wisdom

What do you dislike?
Age

What do you know now that you wish you learned in your 20s?
That I was trapped in a stupid mindset an d could not let go of the bullshit I was raised in. I didn't wake up until my 30's.

Do you feel that 40nis the new 30?
No. I feel that modern thoughts about age are crap and that men can be strong and virile well into their 60's. History proves it.

Yeah, I was pretty drunk.

I feel bad for you in a way. I doubt you have ever met a real man.

I can't escape. I came for the bantz and stayed for the redpill. Sup Forums is the only place left on the internet where the truth is heard. Plug you guys are hilarious.

Well fix it. You expect people to fucking live here? It's disgusting.

It was our parents. They destroyed the family. The world is fine. We just shit in our own bed, that is all.

You're my parents age. You destroyed the family.

I never had a family.

>40 years old
>being preoccupied with "real" manliness
I'm old enough to know that this is a sign of insecurity.

This is the most handy image Sup Forums ever made. Stay vigilant my friends

And who's fault is that, retard?

good goy

Fault implies something is wrong.

I'm a lot older than you. I've been lurking here since 2006...just thought I'd throw that out there.


No need to reply. I don't want to chit chat, son.