Does your country have a washed up Hollywood actor who is obsessed with your country?

Does your country have a washed up Hollywood actor who is obsessed with your country?

yes

sure

Palema Anderson

Yeah we have a lot.

You must feel very lucky to have a warrior like Seagal in your country.

We Finns have to settle for Hasselhoff

Pathetic white nationalists think Russia is the last great white nation.

The real Russia is an AIDS-infected alcoholic shithole.

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we also have him
rude :(

Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggas learn

Well, you know, some people stand in that darkness
afraid to step into the light,
Some people need to have somebody
with the edge of surrender insight,
Dont you worry, its going to be alright
because im always ready,
i wont let you out of my sight
I'll be there,
I'll be ready,
Never your fear,
Now dont you fear,
I'll be there,
Forever and always im always here!

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Lots of them really. Frequently see Pamela Anderson on a TV show called Celebrity Juice.

No DDDDD:

Pamela Anderson is Finnish and comes here a lot

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Maybe not washed up, but there was a lot of celebrities who threatened to move to Canada if Trump wins.

Not sure if any of them kept their promises?

There used to be this asshole nerd from college, thought he was going to be a real popular man now that he left highschool, looked exactly like that faggot, only longer hair.
I had to beat the shit out of him

It's ya boi

Leonardo DiCaprio's private jet once landed into Helsinki airport for refueling. He must really like us.

Why do they stand so close to each other?
That pic looks VERY gay.

Steven van Zandt
>murricans know him from some american mafia show
>started touring with Bruce Springsteen as his guitarist, toured in Norway several times and became a norgeboo
>eventually got a role in Lillyhammer

Kirsten Dunst is 3/4 German and her father is German
that's why she learnt a bit German, lived in Berlin a while and got a German passport

Seagal is married to a beautiful Aryan Russian woman.

Her mother was also a Lufthansa stewardess IIRC.

Yes

that show looked really dorky. my uncle was watching it

Jesus Christ that's a shitty dye job.

I didn't bother watching it because I also think it looks dorky. It's a comedy off course, but not a humour I care that much for.

Are you talking about his hair? Seagal's hair is 110% natural.

He used to be balding, but he grew his hair back by using ancient asian wisdom and herbs.

Don't forget Fred Durst

>white nationalists think Russia is the last great white nation
Except that they don't
liberal nu-males tell that to themselves to justify their irrational hatred against Russians you fucking nazi

Lots of British celebs/journalists/intellectuals come here for a fresh start when their careers can no longer function in the UK.

Sorry but Pamela is a Russiaboo

Who dat nigga?

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The slut, he said he loved only us

Yes, his name is Donald Trump

Russia got MONGOL'D too

And I like it
It is very kind and Norway's nature looks amazing, I enjoyed it every time

He's such a Swedeboo

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Yes, actually.

Tzom Hankski?

Monika Bellucci took a pis in the same river i used to. Its same as fucking her

She shot some dumb Kusturica movie that nobody gives a shit about, but still.

Tom Hanks

>washed up
You lookin' to get your birthday snatched, motherfucker?

That's pretty cool