Named /trb/ - good thread edition

old >Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
sortitoutsi.net/graphics/style/1/cut-out-player-faces

>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm18-logos.html

>Pastebin: Learn how to tribble
pastebin.com/qwvspy9X

>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

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1st for cum

1st for nice goals

thread stream
youtube.com/watch?v=k9rS4xMhPiE

shitty thread tBh

good point
>thread poll
strawpoll.com/w174kxar

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threadly reminder that gabriel barbosa is not overrated in any way

holy shit I just had the most craziest first match of the season. made a gigantic fuck-up when I forget to add any strikers to subs so when Davies suffered an injury earlier on I had nobody to swap him for. so I just let him play on and he scored a frickin goal with a bad ankle.

wew. never seen him score nearly that many or get average ratings much above 7 even when I was managing him. only managed 1 cut inside goal in about 3 seasons
I'd still agree he's overrated though

16 year old Harry Kane edition.

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r8

Don't forget about Brazilian Sandro. Internacional one.

pls be in brunei

lad has an interesting name

he was a blooter machine in 10, wasn't he? had lousy technique and long shots but would hammer them in from 30 yards anyway

I know it's not pronounced must have a cock but god if it isnt the funniest fucking player name i've seen

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I know you're in the middle of your Malta save and won't be leaving that for a while but do you have 18? Do you want it for when you're done with Malta?

footballers can't be gay retard

Just because you refunded 18 it doesn't mean there aren't regens coming out all over the world

gay footballers is something they made up for the game though right? they don't ACTUALLY exist

Hate to break it to you
attitude.co.uk/article/15234/brazillian-footballer-sacked-after-being-taped-masturbating-teammates-in-locker-room-nsfw/

>not knowing about Thomas 'ass destroyer' Hitzlsperger

What they made up is gay footballers coming out. We all know they would be sacked for being gay if they did.

whereas everyone knows that regens are for coming in

r8 season so far

guess the scoreline differential

maybe you should go back to simming

Is Southampton in non-league the only major change after 1000 years or are there more?

agreed

0. draw

That region seems prone to this for some reason.
Was it Macca or MF that had Team Solent randomly become a PL side after a few decades when irl they are in about the 10th tier

that's not a score

2-5, my poacher got a 5.1

dw lad, first season is the hardest, after that you might get some better players to join you.

Have a list of decent players you can try to sign from norwegian amateur sides

Lars-Kristian Eriksen
Christer Kleiven
Alexander Mathisen
Johan Gulliksen
Jens Andersen

>Have a list of decent players you can try to sign from norwegian amateur sides
you mean "try to exhume from norwegian amateur sides' long-forgotten cemetaries"?

>1000 year old norwegians
nice

goof post

Neither

Tell me you wouldnt sign this lad playing llm

i'd sign ozil in a heartbeat

I wouldnt

whops

Özil would be really good for a llm team tBh

looks great. not sure he'll be able to keep those physicals up over the next thousand years though

>nat fitness: 13
i'd only give him 900 years or so

He's 28 at the start of the timeline though and with an amateur team, i had to sim a year to get Lyn promoted before I could start playing

Here's another one who's with an amateur non-league side

well I'm sure someone will find it a useful tip

im an absolute retard

what did you mean by this?

>lyn players
>good
>nat fit 10
he'll be shit by 2600 my man

also this

I need to print cash nigguh

wew la my zambian team is doing better financially

Hopefully I can get a decent cup run

have you perchance considered the following players?

Lars-Kristian Eriksen
Christer Kleiven
Alexander Mathisen
Johan Gulliksen
Jens Andersen

I was only trying to be helpful

it's okay, maybe they have some descendants kicking about in the lower leagues of England

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He got it spanked out of him

was a haircut part of it?

not sure this semen slurping game is for me lads

git gud senpai

let's see max tomato

I sent him to military academy

here you are, he's a winger alright

jokes on you, I won a game the other day

actually that's pretty hot. too bad he has low flair

>burning out already
Soon to be flop desu

and some bonus fries

>68 caps at 23 years old
damn

>senior debut playing for dortmund II against brisbane strikers
how
that biography page doesn't include friendlies, does it?

that's fucking weird, i'm really not sure what they meant by that

i miss jendrok

he was injured... but yeah, he fizzled out at 19 and was sold off

wtf is this page

that's kind of cute, although pretty pointless if you can't customize it with some stat other than goals

look at that fucking chadface, holy shit. he's even got the pout

>Russell
>Northern Irish

doubt.jpg

>looks for pass rather than attempting to score
>chad

30 player's contracts are almost expired all 30 refused to sign

wtf

reminder that you used to be able to (maybe still can) turn attributes into a bar graph too

english 2nd nat (despite spending his whole career at cliftonville) so I guess he's a transplant

Russell is an Irish name, my great grandmother was a Russell

FM's name-country algorithm seems to misfire when the names it's drawing from the db are dual-nationality ones
I've seen a lot of guys with inexplicable balkan or caribbean names show up because they have canadian 2nd nationality

Same with certain French guys who couldn't possibly be French

>the city of the AI

they usually tell you why

who could they possibly have signed that would push him out of the lineup? mbappé and dybala?

No one, from what I can tell

Change in formation and he has turned from shit to a god.

but my loan legend has suffered

Just got fm18, when I try to start a save it won't let me choose a team to manage. I have the proper league loaded and the box to prevent teams with coaches being picked is unchecked. Any help lads?

show a screenshot of the problem

It is literally the very first screen after you choose to start a career save.
>Open FM18
>Click Career
>Choose team
then click Advanced setup to add additional leagues and shit like that

Right, and when I pick a team from any league it just goes back to this screen, saying there is no team picked

No idea, that should do it.
Could try just starting the save then add a new manager on day 1 to the team you want to manage and retire your first manager

Restarted the game and its working. Cheers anyways

>Gibraltar

>neither of those teams are the good guys of gibraltar, hound dogs
what did you mean by this?

Cannon > Paw Print

>(you)
nice trips though