*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

So like, he didn't have like a throat and lower jaw right?

>A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the "Star Wars" or "Star Trek" universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies.
>Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad-lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That's why it's excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They're always asking you questions they know the answer to.
>"Fanboys" is an amiable but disjointed movie that identifies too closely with its heroes. Poking a little more fun at them would have been a great idea. They are tragically hurtling into a cultural dead end, mastering knowledge which has no purpose other than being mastered, and too smart to be wasting their time. When a movie's opening day finally comes, and fanboys leave their sidewalk tents for a mad dash into the theater, I wonder who retrieves their tents, sleeping bags, portable heaters and iPod speakers. Warning: Mom isn't always going to be there to clean up after you.

Why is he so mean to nerds?

Chin up, mate

why does he wear the chin?

holy fuck manchildren btfo
/ourguy/

damn..

I was overjoyed when I heard that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers.
When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.

Gonna need a slow dissertation on this guy.

This is completely right in almost every way but holy shit lmao.

But Star Trek is genuinely good.

stale pasta

holy shit, my jaw just dropped.

Someone post the webm. It's jaw-dropping.

whats living without your whole jaw like?

what if you want a huge plate of fries with a juicy steak, what do you do in that situation?

>They're always asking you questions they know the answer to.

To be fair, many normies do this as well. They ask you questions they already know the answer to because they have no desire to listen. While you're talking, they're formulating the next thing they will say. They're not listening, they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

There is a difference between watching trek and learning klingon

Lrn2read

people in general is like that. its terrible. people literally spend hours """talking""" and its just HEY LISTEN TO WHAT I DID AND WHAT I TALKED TO THAT PERSON, SO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TALKING BUT WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THAT INTERACTION, YOUR FEELINGS ALIGN WITH MINE, RIGHT, MUPPET? OTHERWISE I WILL BE DEAF TO ANYTHING YOU SAY.

thats why i like Sup Forums. its clear and to the point. even if its virtual, its realer than real life.

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That is like 99% of people. Tbh most people aren't worth listening to any way

If you've ever talked to autismo they don't listen for shit

*teleports behind you*

I wish society frowned upon fandoms more

He was a smarmy mean bastard.

Sometimes I agreed with him, sometimes I didn't. He also backpedaled if something got popular among the hi-brows (Pelle The Conqueror).

Its not that he hated geekdom, its just that he hated they were geeking for something he thought was inferior. If they were lining up for Kubrick or Scorsese? He would have applauded them.

But he was a mean old man & he died a withering death of a mean old man who'll be remembered for writing softcore titty porn then acting like it was somebody else.

I hate to break it to you but obsessive people are lesser.

Stop filming violence against women.

...is that the sweater's neck visible inside of his mouth? Was his mouth just a flap of flesh hanging there?