>be dutch
>be bald
Be dutch
Gabriel Kelly
Robert Barnes
>be Dutch
>be COMPLETELY bald by age 25
Colton Garcia
>tfw balding at 21
Bentley Sanchez
>THESE are the 3 most famous Dutch people in the world at the moment
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Nolan King
Please.
Send hair.
Jacob Campbell
...
Joshua Green
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Carter Barnes
>Average Dutch dude is like 6 foot tall
>Nature decides that you have to go bald
Sorry dudes, but you can't have everything. You traded manlet status for having no hair.
Luis Long
Its the next step in evolution.
Cooper Torres
I'm not bald :)
Nicholas Nelson
>getting balder in the polder
Austin Fisher
makes them smoother so they can swim more easily
Samuel King
Yet
Hudson Morgan
I was going to post that joke
Anthony Rogers
a real meeting of minds
Luis Martin
Probably because the extreme use of hairgel
> tfw hair is so thin you look right through
Atleast i'm 1.93m so you manlets cant look at me from above
Bentley Long
cannot fabricate this
Chase Campbell
Feelsbadman, no one in my family is bald but gets alzheimers instead.
Tyler Bennett
Hair loss is such a big problem that after get rich easy, hair growth ads are most prevalent.
Levi Sanders
...
Lucas Morgan
>be dutch
>trade hair for height
Charles Reed
So you're the average Dutchman in other word