/nba/ general - FAKE NEWS edition

PHI:Joel Embiid (leg) out for season
MIA:Relocation announcement expected Monday
MIA: Udonis Haslem found dead in hotel room
SA: Popovich announces retirement, switching to football
PHX: Tyson Chandler: 'I banged every Mercury player.'
BKN: Jay-Z expected to start as PG on Friday
BKN: Flooding will close arena through weekend
CHI: Betting scandal rocks front office
DEN:Will Barton (high af) questionable for Wednesday
GS: Curry takes dick out. "Whatcha gonna do?"
LAK: Buss expected to sell team, "I suck at this."
LAK: Kobe comes out of retirement, outscores all current starters.

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i fucking hate isaiah manlet thomas and his fat ving rhames lips and his roided dwayne wade jaw

inb4 IT4 killed his sister

Great first post tbqhwy lad

>Curry takes dick out. "Whatcha gonna do?"
s-suck it

>LAK: Kobe comes out of retirement, outscores all current starters.

100% possible

>Outscoring curry
Hahahaha

Excellent first post. One of the best I've seen lately on this trash ass nigga board


Also what happened to pic related :(

I thought it was referring to all lakers starters

damn all the streams for spurs sixers are shit

do your parents hate you? just use their cable account and stream it in hd

>paying the jew for nba
no thanks

your parents do

can't make a fucking thread because recaptcha is acting up so i had to come here. yeah the usual streams seem to be dead, going with firstrow for now. ben simmons is just kyle anderson 2.0

embiid is a nice passer desu

>tfw no 76ers dancefu

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thank fuck, i thought that was just me. wtf is captcha's problem

League Pass pushed a change today to fuck with streams

would bang
would not bang

sixers spurs

spuds getting run off the court so here's an anime qt

Abraham Lincoln?

>muh beautiful basketball

>Spurs getting run off the court
Wew

are you bitrate dude?

>literally everyone but LMA is out

Is 76ers better watching than Knicks Wiz?

>embiid with 4 blocks in the first quarter
DPOY when?

>Emshit getting BTFO by a 9-fingered Latvian and a nu-male frog
Wew

Just switch between the two senpai

just wait for Cs Cavs in like half an hour

>Report: LeBron refused to commit to Cavs beyond this season over the summer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

these streams suck

rip r/nbastreams

Anyone find a stable Spuds vs Sexies stream yet?

>2018
>not knowing the sites with reliable streams

62.210.110.237/phi/

seems to be working so far

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Fug... they're cracking down.

Damn she cute lol

Kawhi not playing again

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WHICH STREAMS WORK REEEEEEEEEEEE

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NOT MUH FUCKING STREAMS.

>not using qt ace stream

currently lmaoing at your life

>you have ten seconds to come up with a worse contract

you fucking cant

Talk shit now hater. He can lift his arm now. You niggas fucked up

which NBA team fits this description

always loser team

pathetic team

team that has never won a championship

team that is the embarrassment of your entire city or state

team that is in a city or state where MLS and Soccer are a lot more popular than basketball and the NBA

al horford

joakim noah

>He can lift his arm now

Literally Joachim Noah

deng

what do i win?

al horford actually fucking contributes

noah is not a max guy doing nothing?

no buffets tonight

How good is this lineup /nba/?
>Frank Ntilikina
>Tim Hardaway Jr.
>Michael Beasley
>Kristaps Porzingis
>Enes Kanter

sixers

sixers have won three ships you silly man

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why did I think this game was on at eight? anyway go rockets

anybody have a stream for wolves game?

how bad are the magic?

The whole Heat roster. Wiggins, Wall, Westbrook, Conley, Batum, Teague

>Wall, Westbrook, Conley, Batum
All good players desu

CP FOR 3

foul or flop?

Ian Mahimi

Why can't our bigs make free throws

Hit the ball and the hand, no foul.

Can the Lakers beat Weststats without godzo?

Looks clean to me, Patty kicks his leg out for no reason

looked like it was all ball

I recently learned that Porzingis and Kanter are 83% and 89% from the line respectively. They’re really a great big duo desu

6th seed at best

this is the age of faggot basketbol

I'd kill for 70 percent from capela

Demar DeBuckets

Bulls/Raptors

>“I’m kind of tired with Isaiah, to be honest with you,” Gorman told hosts Fred Toettcher and Rich Shertenlieb. “He was a great player in the time that he spent with us — certainly had a year that was almost unmatched by anybody last year. But whether or not he ever speaks to Danny Ainge again, I don’t care. I really don’t care.”
>“It was a great two and a half years,” he said. “Take nothing away from the kid’s performance. He was unlike almost anybody we had ever seen, especially in the fourth quarter of games last year. He had a remarkable run, but it was one year.”
>Gorman is among that contingent that, as Shertenlieb put it, is arguing Thomas “overvalues his place in the pantheon of Celtics players.” Per that perspective, Thomas’ request that the Celtics postpone his homecoming tribute is a prime example of his egoistic tendencies.

IT btfo

flop or flop?

gordon hayward out with an ankle injury

aussies dont flop m8

NANI? SHE'S FAST

kek

why no celtics/ cavs game thread?

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people were probably too lazy to make it.

>embitch only decides to play when the entire enemy roster is in the hospital

>watching a meme game

He says as he watches the Raptors every night

Jose Calderon has a huge bald spot, I don't get how anyone with money could let that happen.

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>white ASS daddy
>black ASS mama
>mulatto BUTTS
>mulatto BUTTS

Wall and Wrdtbrook will get more than 40m in their 30s. Batum is a role player.
Conley is perma injured .

tfw you finally find a stream
tfw stream lasts for the duration of the kisscam before crashing again

>chose this game for my first live NBA game
How do I get my money back bros

enjoy the experience friendo

just walk up to the coach and ask for a refund