Im going to a BLM protest tomorrow. what should I do to fuck it up from the inside? no guns available, and I don't have the materials to make exploseives
Im going to a BLM protest tomorrow. what should I do to fuck it up from the inside? no guns available...
Yes, yes, yes.
Document it and corrupt it from within
Eat a bunch of laxatives and spray em with your own gravy butter
peanut butter*
those little smoke balls you get from ice cream man vans
Have a sign saying "Down with Racism! Kill Whitey!"
Buy a metric shit ton of these and hand em out "to get them hyped up"
amazon.com
im not black so that would look weird
My brother thought of a simple funny idea. Just drop stink bombs every so often without drawing attention. Rip an run
FBI is that you
Ammonium nitrate found in dollar store ice packs
Diesel fuel found at gas station
.22 short blanks found at home depot for nail guns
Timed or radio triggered electronic circuts also dound at home depot
Alternatively, be peaceful and make a valid point against BLM, and not bring more negativity to our movement.
Have fun either way.
Bring blank job applications and hand them out
No, but it will get plenty of replies when someone posts the picture on Sup Forums
Stink bombs? The ones that come in the glass containers. Just a step on a few around and it'll make everyone leave.
honey pot, honey pot
oh honey honey honey
honey pot
OP here i was thinking something more along the lines of handing out molotov cocktails to make things turn violent
>spend over 100 dollars on liquor to give everyone a shot
>nothing happens
>no profit.
Start eating taco bell now and keep it up. Wear dark jeans and just keep sitting yourself and dragging it and kicking it everywhere. Niggers start to chimp you start to chimp, everyone covered in shit, no apparent source while you bitch about racist shit slingers.
Hold up a sign saying "r/blackpeopletwitter" or "check your privilege"
dress in a suit and carry a large manila envelope full of papers,
tell them maury povich sent you and that you have DNA proving them the father of TWINS!
congrats new dad!
spread a bunch of dank Sup Forums memes
>hands out molotovs
>everyone just drinks them
Have a rational discussion with them to see what their grievances are and come up with solutions.
wouldnt it be easier to shit in a bucket and bring the bucket with you
Wear a safari outfit and refer to yourself as part of the Zoo Crew.
Out those behind the masks.
Composita solvantur.
THOSE GLASS FART BOMBS LOTS OF THEM.
Cause a giant commotion and pretend to be a Shillary supporter.
You know what? Don't fuck it up.
Try to find a 'cute' single white liberal girl, try your best to bed her, and just when you're finished tell her "The South will rise again".
Hand out books
Or job applications
Play pokemon go. Apparently it triggers niggers.
Try to convince people to throw shit at the cops.
Take a cam and get as much anti white racists statements on record as you can. Not generic leftybabble about privilege. get them to say things like white people are bad, evil weak,stupid.
The more genuine anti-white racism that can get made to go viral the better. We know they think these things, so just act sympathetic, look as much like a greasy leftcuck as you can, and get them to reveal their power level on cam.
Hide a KKK mask underneath your clothes. Get up on a podium where they're making speeches. Grab the mic
>"Guys, I've got something to say to all of you from a white man to the black man"
>Turn around
>Flip on KKK hood
>"WHITE POWER!"
I'll be laughing as you get stomped to death
Disclaimer: I assume you're white
You're a dumb shit, go home thirteen year old storm fag
Just bring bottles of piss and throw it at niggers.
It isn't hard.
Make a sign that says
"EGYPT WAS A BLACK LAND."
He said fuck it up from the inside not do obvious shit to attract a gang rape, you a nigger?
This is funny because its impossible to do
>amazon.com
Are these actual laxatives? What's up with those reviews?
It's the perfect plan. They all get drunk AND THEN turn violent.
Spray paint BEN " SEE A NIGGER, PULL THE TRIGGER" GARRISON WAS HERE" on a nearby building.
make a sign to hold up that says
WHITE'S
BLOOD
SPLATTERED
and use red paint to make it look like there's blood splattered around one corner of the sign
>tfw he looks nothing like the statues behind him
>not selling molotov cocktails with blm/fckh8 stickers
God damn atleast attempt jewery 101
Make a sign that says "Neil DeGrassi Tyson is the only black life that matters. The rest of you are niggers."
>how to subvert a BLM rally
>bring backpack full of liquor
>Pass liquor around to the big buck nigs
>Go home and watch the news
Badum bum bum
You should understand them.
I just reported this. Have fun in the pokey faggot.
You're even worse than a nigger
Spike various drinks n foods w/ safe amounts of acid/etc
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>Bought them for a friend
>He eats half the bag then excuses himself to the bathroom for 15 minutes
>Comes back and blames the gummy bears
>I convince him it was McDonalds
>He eats more bears and goes back for a 20 minute round 2
>I laugh maniacally as he throws the rest of the bag away
It really does work
>get some cyanuric acid from a pool store
>get some hydrochloric acid from home depot
>bring both of them
>go to an alley on a street where they are walking
>mix chemicals and run like hell
>green gas fills the streets
>???
>Profit!
This
Oh shit someone called the internet police
Chimp out, simple as that. Or start chanting "KILL THE RACISTS KILL THE RACISTS", get a white dog and arrange for someone to make it walk across the street then shout GET THE CRACKER DOG and beat it to death along with all the dindus that follow you.
Kek, this
Goyim gonna goy
>Mix ammonia and bleach in bottles >throw at cops
>cops retaliate
>niggers retaliate
Instant race war
Wait until your in the shot of a news camera and say "Were was we suppoed to go later to get payed again?" to one of the leaders.
underrated post
legal and totally doable, get sweet and high alc.%
but you have to do it, this is the dangerous part, like 30 minutes before sundown.
Get beat up by nogs and have someone film it.
>ammonia and bleach
Chloroform? How is that going to do shit? You need to inhale a lot of it for it to do shit right?
It's explosive you mong
No it (if mixed properly) makes chlorine gas which is toxic in reality I would not recommend doing that
That's not explosive, it's a poisonous gas.
use this
It produces multiple other poisonous gasses but not enough chlorine gas to kill you.
Buy KFC and grape soda. Leave a "free food sign. They'll accept it, and it'll be a great picture of BLM.
Shiiieett just realized you make chloroform with acetate not ammonia.
Right. Chlorine gas.
Wrap dollar bills in dog poo and drop them.
Really? I was always told if you mix this you die
It is explosive if you seal it. The gasses build pressure inside the container and it explodes.
It's the sugar alcohol, it's a great natural sweetener and laxative.
It'll turn the riot into a shitstorm if you buy enough for everybody.
You do die. But other gasses kill you.
This is a terrible idea...
Fuck it, what's the best vetor for this?
It needs to be quick and over a large area, would you drop several bottles that self detonate some how?
my nigga you gotta have a sign that say JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE
>Call my baby Honeypot
>Tell you why
>'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie
>And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
>Man I haven't got a chance
>I call him
>Honeypot
>Oh honey honey honey
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Have you even seen the third Die Hard movie?
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THROW A CHAIR
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walk in with a maga hat lol
So basically this (link related)
(((Hypothetically))) Ammonia, bleach, and pic related
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What.
Teach them how to do harm without protection! It'll be more comfy that way.
Paint your face black and lips red. Take some watermelons with you. Incorporate and have fun.
start a riot. escape bvefore it gets bad.
What the fuck happened to that nig's face?
ammonia + bleach is NOT tear gas lol
Inform them of blackcommunitynews.com
>implying i want OP to come back alive
If that were the case I'd recommend a WWII gas mask.