Le "miss 1 out of 4 penalties" face

how does he do it lads?

lmao soccer is gay
time to go watch real strong black guys fight other real strong black guys
>inb4 cuck
ur the cuck

for the lulz

Missi: 77.8%
Penaldo: 82.5%

kek who cares

looks like the right side of his head is caved in

tsuuuuu

Messi has never been the greatest finisher in the game. It's everything else about him that makes him the GOAT but he's not elite tier when it comes to pens or finishing in general. Aguero is a much better finisher for instance.

>Le "don't get one of every four members of my family on jail" face
How does the gypsy do it, lads?

>66% with the NT
what did he mean by this

better European/Qualifiers opponents instead of south american macaco shit tier goalkeepers.

>better European/Qualifiers opponents
like Andorra, Estonia or Armenia, right?

missed penalties against:
Bulgaria
Austria
Turkey
Latvia
yes, all of them were better than any conmebol part-time banana peeler gk.
why do you think players like Pele scored a thousand goals for Santos Futebol Clube?

messi was never good against a static goalkeeper.

I remember when he missed the one against Chelsea. Local commentator who is a Barca, Tottenham, and Arsenal fan said it was because of his gastro problem on the night.

cringe

Too much pizza y espriait

>Bulgaria
>Austria
>Turkey
>Latvia
So none of them are even better than Bolivia, got it

Pele only scored 700 goals in official games

what a terrible headshape holy shit

this charts and numbers are all wrong
it's not a miss if the gk blocks it

Lol, Romenia would be buttraped by Venezuela, little scrawny gypsy.

>you now remember messi's PK conversion rate was nearly 90% before that one bottle job against Chelshit in 2012
It surprises me how nobody ever mentions this, it clearly made a number on him

Romania's recent friendly games vs south america niggers:
>Romania-Chile 3-2
>Romania-Argentina 0-0
>Brazil-Romania 1-0
>Colombia-Romania 0-0
>Romania-Uruguay 1-1
wow we really got rekt.


you dumb fuck.

>part-time banana peeler gk
B-but he scored 3 against an eliminated U16 Ecuador

Why aren't you running away from a policeman, Jonatán?

Thats the average penalty miss rate. Yeah, he is average at that, but makes it up by being a 10/10 dribbler, passer, playmaker and finisher

I'm with Romania

>average penalty miss rate
>10/10 finisher

>10/10 passer and playmaker
>not even top assister in CL
lmao

If you take into account how many games Messi and Ronaldo have played it's the same assist rate

>mene countries general

>player A has 50 assists in 100 games
>player B has 5 assists in 10 games
>they have the same assist rate therefore they're perfectly equal
>New Zeeland aboriginal logic

Ronaldo has 32 assists in 142 games, Messi has 25 assists in 121 games

not him and missi v penaldo (they both shit) is too vanilla for me but go in calculator and do 32/142 then 25/121

>not him
Sure buddy. The math works out to be around 0.21 for each

No retard its 23 for ronaldo if you insist o rounding

Based gypsy keeping Sup Forums alive.

sp is so dead you can tell a shitposter just based on their flag

My bad, Ronaldo has played in 146 games

Sorry for using a mean word

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Lmao from where did this gypsy steal his computer

Alfonso pls