>hatches eggs by walking, forcing kids to get off their ass and go walk
>only way to get supplies in the game is to walk to a pokestop located somewhere in town
>even items bought with real money still only function at pokestops
>literally every Christian church is now a pokestop
>pokestops located at bars and shit so that manchildren are compelled to go have sex with real women instead of jerking off to anime in their basement
Is this game not Sup Forums's best friend?
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I wonder who can be behind this post?
There's some truth to this, in thr last 5 days I've walked 122km, before I wouldn't even leave my house in vacations.
how many jobs does playing this little kids game get all the NEET manchildren playing it?
wastes of time are degenerate you kike
bhut da governm3nt n jews n sheit is usen it 2 hakk us and tis a hoax.
>jobs
Literally where? I live in America, there are no real jobs, just low-skilled minimum wage ones.
>download app
>catch first pokemon on desk
>realize i have to go outside to catch another pokemon
>uninstall app
>Is this game not Sup Forums's best friend?
no
Also redpills people about crime. Like the crime spree that's going on where people would lure victims at night
>implying that if this game didn't exist the people playing wouldn't just be wasting their time playing video games and watching anime alone in a dark room
Pretty sure you have to be a turbovirgin to enjoy this, so I'm going to sit this one out folks.
>tfw I went to a lure at midnight
Kept the car in drive.
Literally everyone is playing. Normie women, normie men, liberals, conservatives, hood niggas, autist, fucking everyone
Nah seriously though, what the fuck is up with the XL and XS weight indications? All my junk evolves end up XS so there has to be something done right to get an XL.
I was thinking abt this earlier
Honestly it will bring together people with the same interests, I have already heard of basement dwellers getting dates with other basement dwellers through this. I think this may help save the white race
>naive white teen who loves the Bernie man supports BLM goes to play some Pokemon
>gets mugged by some dindus
>experience leaves them redpilled
Its perfect
yeah dude this game is fucking great
its not even out in canada yet and people in my city are already gathering on the street to play together
sad the hype is gonna die in a year tho
well, what baffles me is the fact that it's pokemon? You know, the thing that's been around for a decade and has numerous games and material in every format. What, did they make new pokes exclusively for it?
Went to a bar today and everyone there was playing. The bartender told me that his manager was giving him money to buy in game "lures" which make more Pokemon appear at the bar, bringing in more customers, cuz people want the Pokemon. Get with the times faggot
I've literally seen groups of attractive women walking around in a park playing this. Over the weekend, I saw at least 50 different people playing in different parks and on the street. (people have to do certain things with their phone that make it a dead giveaway) My city only has a population of 400k.
indeed, its better than tinder.
japs are trying their best to save the white race.
honestly i dont even care about catching pokemons nostalgia and shit, i just want to meet a girl with this game and going outside is going to help a lot. i'm even updating my phone because mine was an old timer
It works in Japan because it has no crime
It's even watered down beyond the mainline gameplay. The fact that it's AR and that everyone has a smartphone makes it fucking fun.
Looking forward to them rolling out the newer generations, but for now they just have gen1 and it's pretty cool.
You forgot to add that this is in America, which is literally the land of aspies and autists.
You're gonna pretend that these people weren't on phones before?
If you're some spaghetti-wielding clown, I guess now you could say "hey you're playing right??", but that wouldn't change the fact you're a zit-ridden fuckboy, so I really don't see how you're going to get anything out of it, aside from some chick awkwardly trying to get the fuck away from you.
p sure google made it
no its just the first generation pokemon
none of the new shit
because its meant to be nostalgic for the 90s kids who used to play first gen on our gameboys
lures can be abused by people with wrong intentions though
>kids
Kids aren't playing this.
It's a mixed bag of redpills.
The good
>Helps you make new friends and meet women
>Team mechanic helps develop a sense of nationalistic pride
>Forces you to exercise
>Helps you see the world
>Crime stories attached to the game redpill people
The bad
>Players look like zombies playing it, many loiter in police parking lots
>The devs have full access to your Google account for info
>You're tracked at all times
>Inaccurate GPS makes people go autistic looking for Pokestops
>mount your phone to your AR-15
>go play Pokemon and neighborhood watch at the same time
The start of beautiful things.
>Looking forward to them rolling out the newer generations
Normies only care about the first and the second generation
>experience leaves them redpilled
Nope, it leaves them dead.
So what's the deal, it's a phone app?
That google account info access is a bug for like 5% of iOS users.
Not if you're there playing pokemon go to save her she isn't.
no its just an app that lets you catch pokemon by using your phone camera and gps to travel and run into pokemons
>every American is an artist and normies are just a myth
Looks like Austria is still pissy that their government is still cucked and the right wing party got jewed out of winning :^)
That's nice, but Nintendo's dicks are hard from this and they're going to put all sorts of effort into deepening it. Get ready to catch some fucking Lucarios and shit.
Do you play Pokemon Go? The creators now have full access to your Gmail account.
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NEETs BTFO!
Man you sure sound like a lonely boy.
Can you battle other people? I've heard it has a camera function? Do pokemon really show up when you use your camera?
whatever dude, whoever made this game is godsend and is trying to help people like me to get out of the house
i'm glad it's just gen 1. i hate the new pokemons
yeah ... i'm probably going to get mugged for my phone but fuck it yolo
and the worse part is criminals have more rights than citizens in this fucking country if i carry a knife on me to protect myself from dindus i can go to jail let alone use it
>my device isnt compatible
>LGOG
well its a good thing i didnt care in the first place. i figured that phone would work, its pretty damn good
>encourages young white girls to wander into back alleys and get gangbanged by Tyrone and friends and get impregnated to further destroy your race
Yes
Shh, gen2 is objectively better in every possible way.
you do know this game just saves everything from your camera and uploads it to the security agencies right?
you better not even think about having an unpaid parking ticket while playing this game
fuck this shit is scary
>Is this game not Sup Forums's best friend?
Yes, all you have to do is give over full control of your google account to the faggots who made the game.
5.56mm master balls?
Second gen would be the tits.
Wanna be king of the electro fleece.
hmm i dont know man i stopped playing after gen 1
how is it scary?
>tfw Japan's Illumanti is on our side
>tfw their Illuminati exists because they lost WW2
>tfw the jew tricked Japan and America into not being Bros
>tfw the Jew fears the Samurai
>tfw the Jew fears Freedom
>tfw Japan x USA x Russa WW3 dreamteam 20xx?
>yfw USA gets the World War 3 Peat
Oh fuck! Not my google account! Not that account that I made in 5 minutes that use for literally nothing but shitty free online games! WHAT WILL I DO IF THEY TAKE MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT
Good for you, there are people who actually uses those accounts for stuff. Either way a game should be allowed to read your emails or delete content on google drive.
This game can.
Enjoy your pokemons.
You'd have to be retarded to let them have all this location video audio and social info on you.
Anyone who's older than 16 and plays this must be retarded.
Russia has Putin
We have Abe
Waiting on you, Burgers
>wow this totally means anything to me, a single person of whom no one knows about
its about everyday retards giving up everything about their accounts
Good, good. If only they weren't sadistic bastards.
we have Trump
November will create the greatest alliance in history.
Wealthy people over here are already warning kids about going out in a thrid world nation showing your ipad, smarthphone and wallet to strangers.
Kek wills it.
We're working on it
This does more for childhood obesity than Michelle Obama ever will.
it also does more for child rapists than windowless vans
"Hey kids! There is a rare pokemon in my basement!"
Just don't get too caught up in the game to fuck over your situational awareness.
>A wild hood nigger appeared!
>SquirtleBalls threw a PokeBall!
>It's not very effective...
>Hood Nigger used Glawk Fawty!
>SquirtleBalls fainted!
jesus christ you guys are so paranoid
just play and have fun man
Lol I´d be wary to use this anywhere on this continent
Which team is Sup Forums approved?
Blue masterrace
>daily reminder a CIA subsidiary who invests in promising new technology related to tracking individuals, analyzing social media to track and analyse people, and the technology and infrastructure related to such is invested in the company who developed this game
Not even mad it's also people who brought realistic flight sims of last gen military aircraft to the public. Fantastic programmers and visionaries who invest in all kinds of future technology which could have a use in the intelligence community, because free market and you can't fund everything.
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i'm going to choose yellow probably once it releases officially in my country
exactly. you'd think we canadians are safe. yeah, maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere, but then there's no point of playing the game because there's no pokestops and shit. but if you live in the city, there are poorfags who will try to steal your shit.
just stay aware of your surroundings, don't go in bad neighborhoods and play during the daytime.
No one cares, nerd.
>i'm glad it's just gen 1. i hate the new pokemons
>hmm i dont know man i stopped playing after gen 1
Genwunners in a nutshell
>anything but valor
its like you dont even want to be the very best
Pokemon Go is a fantastic idea for the game that has made the world a better place in a very small way. It encourages socializing and exercise in a way that the vast majority of games don't.
I don't even play the game, but I do enjoy how butthurt Sup Forums is that liberals that enjoy video games are having fun.
Valor. Because you are hated by every board but your own...
A dark room's quite specific, I have a blue light turned on to 20%, because your brain associates blue light with dawn, also longer wavelengths have a calming effect at low intensities , keeping you awake longer meaning I can maintain optimal mental conditions during my 16 hour gaming sessions
pikachu chirst
but does it work in europe
Where were you when Pokemon ended the race war?
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Playing at night brings out more nocturnal creatures, like Clefairy and Gastly.
RIP
Blue for #bluelivesmatter. Red are almost always edgy former Bernie supporters who like the color for its association with socialism.
>redpill
>doesn't pick red
epic
Why didn't you include the picture that meme was attached to when you read it on Facebook you stupid faggot
I liek mudkips, gen2 for life.
>young people can't even be arsed to go vote
>an extremely shallow app does get them to go outside
i fear for this world
Post 1 trillion dollar bills
thats fucking pichu you dumb gook, do you live under a rock, your country made that shit for fucks sake
>Be me
>Notice pokemon go is out
>Download
>Oh wow I actually threw the pokeball at the charmander
>Dat map
>Dat route music
>It's 10pm
>I'm going outside
>Get outside
>What the fuck
>This is different
>Start walking down street
>Pokemon route music playing
>I am literally a pokemon trainer walking down a route
>Wild pidgey
>Fucking catch that piece of shit quicksmart
>Pigeotto is god tier pokemon
>Keep walking
>Route music
>I'm outside
>This is fuckin insane
>Spot location on map
>Start moving towards it
>With the fucking route music playing
>Arrive at location
>"You have reached the university bar"
>What fucking sorcery is this?
>The jews did this
>Some cunt puts a lure on the stop
>This attracts pokemon to it so it is beneficial to stay there for the half hour duration
>THE FUCKING JEWS DID THIS
>Turn music off
>There's normies
>But I need the pokemon
>Order drink
>Sit down by myself
>Hope no cunt notices me
>Catch some pokemon
>Drink beer
>One day soon I will speak to these people
>Not today
>daily reminder there is always a real world beyond whatever swiping at your smartphone like a madman game has taken your fancy
Real world issues about this game are already making headlines, and it's funny the guy who just wants to catch some pokemon calls someone else a nerd.
Here you go:
Biking home at night, stopped at a dbl shop stop and helped 2 people find the spot. First time I've probably talked to strangers at night on my own will in ages. This game changes people, in a weird somewhat positive way. I can already see it dying in about 2-3 weeks, since normies are the ones making this float by, and they lose span of attention rather fast.
>5 days I've walked 122km
As an Amerifat, I find this unfathomable. I got a car for a reason.
is there any good reason to catch pokemon at night? are ghost type pokemon exclusive to nighttime or what?
This
Niglets and Thugtrios aplenty
I always pick red. I like the color. Fuck you.
Still not released in Europe. It feels like the hype will have died down by the time it gets released here. They are losing tons of possible profit due to doing this limited release bullshit.
Just get the apk
Playing at night brings out more nocturnal creatures, like Clefairy and Gastly.
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