DIG IT UP OH OHHH DIG IT
DIG IT UP OH OHHH DIG IT
WITH TWO SUITS TWO TOKENS IN HAND
I GOT NO RESPECT 'CUZ I'M THE NEW MAN
Sigourney Weaver tho mmmmmmm
GOT MY SHOVEL, SHOES FULL OF SAND
CHECK OUT THE TAG, THE NAME'S CAVEMAN
UH
YO CAVEMAN
Even Stevens best role. I dont care for him now with HIMYM bs he is doing these days
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
Look, she's nice and all, but next to Patricia Arquette??
shia lebouf was molested on the set of holes by henry winkler and signory weaver
FUN FACT: the original line in the rap was 'give up them holes, shia, give up them holes, oh"
I can fix that.
...
niggers btfo
Sploosh
YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE DIGGING HOLES?
BUILDING CHARACTER *spits sunflower seed*
cause it's fun
Is it because it's a traditional Girl Scouts activity?
>this BTFO the white boi
I THINK I LOOK PURTY
Childhood is rooting for the black man
Adulthood is realizing the townsfolks were right
EXCUSE ME?
Once upon a time there was a beautiful place where it never rained
The end.
>Adulthood is realizing the townsfolks were right
Who was in the wrong here?
The no-good, pig-stealing great great grandfather.
OH SINNERS LET'S GO DOWN, LET'S GO DOWN
Fucking still stuck in my head
He knew exactly what he was getting into.
does not make the townsfolk right
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternityyyyyyyyy
is holesposting a new thing?
Interracial relationships and breeding should be a crime justified by death or life in prison. You can't deny this.
Not biting that one mate.
Holes in kino.
*Slices you with fingernails*
is*
nb
This movie really had a great soundtrack
I'm not a racist. I just believe in the preservation of race and ethnicities.
The onion seller sinned and deserved what he got.
*blocks your path*
*dodge*
But seriously, how the fuck does this protect you?
Lizards don't like the smell
*sits in a hole*
>how the fuck does this protect you?
Eat a bunch of onions, smell like onions
the lizards didnt like onions and refused to bite
T-the d-duck may swim on t-the lake, but my daddy o-owns the lake
I refuse to believe this actually works irl
Well they dont exist anyway so, you're sort of right
>I can fix that
BLACKED
Those lizards aren't real.
What I love about Holes is that it's so fucking good that the BLACKEDposters and racebaiters don't completely dominate the conversation.
I got a story for you girl scouts. Once upon a time there was a magical board where it never dubbed. THE END. pfttt
I love that the movie follows the book pretty damn well
I wonder if rotten peaches tastes as good as it sounds
>look up holes on thepiratebay
>every torrent is a porno
welp time to fap
Holes threads are always the best threads.
>Killing the donkey
What a bunch of dicks.
It's a pretty fuckin' weighty book for something aimed at kids too. I didn't even pick up on how everything sorta paralleled until much later in my life.
Also did reading fiction feel a lot comfier when anyone else was a kid/Borders Bookstores still existed?
this movie gave me such a goddamn craving for peaches when watching it
and also the desire to bite into an onion
OH SINNERS LETS GO DOWN LETS GO DOWN
I still enjoy reading, I just don'y have as much time as I did in the past. I love browsing through bookstores, be it Barnes & Nobles or a local store.
ARM
PI TO THE T
>tfw this is the source of my MILF/femdom fetish
Wait, I always thought it was DIGGING UP A HOLE, DIG IT
i swear they tried to play this movie at least 20 different times during high school classes
Goddamn I wish they played this movie when I was in high school
Eat a lot of garlic. Mosquitos don't like you.
WAYSIDE STORIES MINISERIES FUCKING WHEN????
anyone else feel bad for the warden? she ran a pretty decent camp for rehabilitating criminals and dedicated her life to finding a treasure she believed belonged to her because of her meanie ol grandpa. how's a little girl supposed to know any better?
FREE SIGNORY!
by force? i mean i dont see a huge problem with freely advocating for the preservation but let individuals make their own choices you goddamn commie
I never tried Borders, but going into Waldenbooks as a kid was a ton of fun.
Essential Shia Kino?
nah, lynching is wrong
>oh Mr black man I haven't had an orgasm in hears
>...
Did you guys know Richard Kelly wrote a script for the Holes movie?
And it's post apocalyptic
Man, she aged horribly
...
>that ear
Always imagined Mr Sir as more of an R Lee Eremy type.
Literally nothing else comes to mind
Hey look! It's Gus from Psyche.
I DON'T TAKE SHOWERS AND I DON'T BRUSH MY TEETH
THAT'S ALL I DO IS SHITPOST, EAT, AND SLEEP
besides this image, that is
Holy Jesus
What is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
I love Jon Voight
For you
It was the biggest piece of shit
Shia LaBeouf essential Kino
-Even Stevens (2000-2003)
-Holes (2003)
-The Greatest Game Every played (1920's golf movie 2005)
-Disturbia (NEET Kino 2007)
-Surf's Up (underrated animated mockumentary 2007)
-Eagle Eye (somewhat watchable 2008)
-Lawless (bootlegger Kino 2012)
-Nymphomaniac vol.1-2 (porn 2013)
-Fury (probably his best acting 2014)
-Sia Music Video (Cunny Kino 2015)
This is the first time I genuinely laughed at a Sup Forums post in like 5 years
Wrong movie?
tfw she counted to 3
>watching Shameless
>latest season where Lip has internship
>i swear i recognized the elephant ears latino/nigger
>its fucking Zero
What a comfy movie
It's amazing that the movie is so good that Sup Forums of all places doesn't devolve into BLACKEDposting even though the Kinographiè has an explicit interracial relationship.
It's pretty comfy but the jewish subliminal messages and actors kind of ruin it for me.
>jewish subliminal messages
Which ones?
miscegenation mostly
the blacks and mexicans talking like ghetto trash
the wacky jewish family cooking shoes
IM TIRED OF DIGGIN ALL THESE HOLES, GRANDPA!
Don't you know my name.. is NOT Theodore. IT'S ARMPIT
to this day I feel that it should have won an Oscar for its soundtrack, every song fit the movie fucking perfect
fucking louis sachar performed the last song in the credits
my sister is an english teacher and she got all quiet during the scene where he kissed her and then not long after she left for the rest of the movie
There is no oscar for soundtracks, just original score or original song
>adapting a children movie into an R-rated movie
really gets the brain joggin