/brit/

Kacy hill edition

*bong*

>no hips
>freckle pizza face
No thanks. Big tits cant solve everything.

Isn't she a coalburner?

will shatter your jaw into pieces you cunt, she doesnt have hips because not everybody has to have some bongo bongo arse and her face is most delightful thing to come out of America since pearl harbour

NO

build up not out

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>Big tits cant solve everything.
wrong

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I can't be the only person who would kill to have a freckled gf right? She doesn't even have to have big tiddies

>petite with big boobies

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same kacy hill is literally my ideal gf; Ginger and freckled

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>that navel

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pit whore

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just because she aint some fucking machine you sick fucking kike GET OUT MY THREAD

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KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY

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0.999... = 1

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UwU what's going on in this rhread

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think that people probably define themselves in relationship to other people and since i don't have such relationships my image will always be in flux

i feel like utter shit lads and i think i'm entering another depression episode
i'm quite scared because the last time was really, really not good at all
hate posting about depression like a sad cunt, but i had to fucking tell someone
genuinely fuck my life

are we entering a new era of premier league dominance?

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you might as well not exist at all

Business idea: hide in the bathrooms on trains to avoid the conductor.

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girl with the cute ears and giggle said she's going to HR first thing in the morning

all because of one stupid joke I made, I would never rape her really

here they check the toilet

why couldn't George III do pic related?

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called it, albeit sooner than i predicted

Regret that my anxiety made me avoid making a sperg of myself in secondary
Thought it would stop me having flashbacks to cringe shit I did and wanting to kill myself, but now I realize that now I can't even share embarrassing stories with the other 'tismos.

Doing nothing is worse than failure.

IT FOOKIN SLIPPED LA

done this a few times, gets a bit grim after half an hour
*knocks on the door*
i'm doing a shit mate

corrrrrrr

lock the door you disgusting frog

what was the joke ? could use a laugh

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i hate everything and everybody

Honhon slide ze ticket under ze door or i will come in and ruin ze poo poo

i love you

you pay my rent

what accent does superhans have>

COR BLIMEY PHWOAR

they know you're in there if you lock the door

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london


im not english tho

any female man in?

a nice one 2bh

what are you then

only 4 hours until bedtime lads

>86x85

creasing

so just stay in the toilets until your station

if they burst in it's a sex crime

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tried doing this in poland but everybody is constantly knocking to use the toilet

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

doctor's office called to confirm my appointment for tomorrow lads

scottish


don't know english accents and counties that well

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>My father was conscripted and fought in Korea during their civil war. I feel very deeply about this. True Americans would stand up and fight for anyone whose rights are being deprived, That is what we are. That is who we are.
on a clip of the charge at beersheba from ''the lighthorsemen''
fucking detest yanks

and what can they do? fuckall

HATE public choice theorists

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sounds like London with a slight mix of brummie

got the bus late last night and a wee lad got on saying he lost his ticket . driver let him on which was nice :)

despise lefties and their pervasive idealistic dogma

Is the train running without stopping?

What's that?

what have you done today to confront lad culture?

can Scottish people tell the difference between Northern English accents and Southern ones?

feel like anglophobic aussie propaganda films are a genre themselves

cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle uses lots of niche emojis in her texts with me. she seems particularly fond of 'Grinning Cat Face With Smiling Eyes' and 'Smiling Cat Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes'

still not told my manager we're going out and we're all going for work drinks on friday. suppose i will have to tell him before then...

any /twitch runt/ man in?

sick of everyone streaming pubg, its been a good 6+ months of this shit every day.

binge-watched star trek

Night and day

*stands up and fights for your rights*
no need to thank me, I know its part of the deal

what's the appointment for

can't see any british culture being discussed in this post

When I visit Scottish relative they always say I sound like a Coronation Street character

>stream a game
>cry when people watch it and shoot you

streamers are cancer ngl

this picture doesn't really make sense does it lmao

far right looks like she's about to go confront another pizza

my brain is broken

ive got a fairly nasty rash, hoping to get it cleared up soon.

i know geordie, scouse, manc (to an lesser extent), essex, yorkshire, devon

but these are the stereotypes. can identify them a lot easier when it's strong.
most people have an average of a few of them so its's not so clear

did you try fixing it

most streamers are such fucking manchildren its unreal

i occasionally watch British streamers

>make anywhere from 400k-2mil a year playing games every day
>complain when the bad people find you in the game

despise these entitled cunts

what are female Rick&Morty fans like?