/f1/ - Slow off season edition

>Cars launch date
Ferrari, 22nd February (online)

>Countdown to pre-season testing:
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180226T08&p0=31&msg=F1 pre-season testing

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Countdown to next FE race
fe-countdown.com

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Michael Schumacher's status:
Leek & Potato soup

>News
Hamilton social media meltdown
Williams still have one driver
Bum licking isn't cool

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youtube.com/watch?v=__-SYft5Edc
youtube.com/watch?v=L0uJlNTyWTM
chilibowl.com/entries/manual.aspx
motorsport.com/f1/news/nurburgring-in-talks-for-2019-f1-return-992698/
google.com/maps/@43.2409685,5.7925154,12.75z
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Why the fuck isn't there F2 in the codemasters games?

Germany a shit.

Kubica must be eating his other arm in suspense by this time

>tfw Chloe Stroll gets the drive

When will Williams announce something?

I NEED NEWS

>woman in charge

Good luck with a decision being reached

Why is slicky vicky in Dueseldorf?

racer.com/indycar/item/146559-jordan-king-to-drive-ecr-s-no-20-on-road-street-courses

That British GP2/F2 driver some people said is a cunt has a partial season in Indycar with Ed Carpenter Racing.
He'll race at all 11 Road and Street Courses.

First thought that pops into your head?

I don't know enough about him to form a thought.

lol

Shopping with gay friend. It's on his Instagram.

Anyone watched Silver v Red yet? Worth it?

youtube.com/watch?v=__-SYft5Edc

>watching an anime about future space battles and shit
>final episode (aired in 1996)
>one character has Schumacher as last name
>another character looks up the Schumacher name in some sort of registry
>these two pop up
Seems like both Michael and Ralf will live forever. Not sure if this is an improved look for either of them, though.

For real, is motorsport the best sport?

>"offseason" only started three weeks ago
>Dakar Rally Raid already starts in two days
>Chili Bowl Nationals start in four days
>Rolex 24 at Daytona at the end of the month
>Bathurst 12 Hours a week after that

what F1 drivers do offseason

youtube.com/watch?v=L0uJlNTyWTM

*wins the amazing race on his first try*

>Chili Bowl Nationals
I may know a few fags who will race there hopefully they don't crash at the beginning again.

gimi

I won't know if I get to go to Daytona until Monday.

Isn't there snow in Florida right now?

>crashes out of the Amazing Race

Only north Florida near Georgia. Cold as fuck though.

They don't want people to actually have fun

did they change the logo?

also anything of note from the past 2 seasons someone who's getting back into it should know?

Chili Bowl entry list chilibowl.com/entries/manual.aspx

350 entries total

Here's some highlights
>Kyle Larson
>"Slammin" Sammy Swindell
>J.J. Yeley
>Chase Briscoe
>Justin Allgaier
>Donny Schatz
>Ricky Stenhouse
>Chris Dyson (as in ALMS P1 prototypes Dyson)
>"The Peoples' Champion" Dave Darland
>Kasey Kahne
>Christopher Bell
>Mike Griffiths (Aussie)
>Chad Boat (Billy Boat's son)
>Rico Abreu

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is the Mighty 2003 Season the only one in which all big three teams were competitive and each had at least one friver fighting for the WDC?

Also:
>8 different manufacters in the top 8 places

This is a nice helmet.

I wish F1 helmets where this simple.

One of the few burgers who drive manual do you fags threaten people by rolling backwards at them?

No?

1982? Was John Watson not in the running? Ferrari had Pironi, Williams had Rosberg.

Winter Stream: Brazil 2005

>Alonso On Pole
>JPM's Final Race Win
>2005 Title Decided In Brazil

He's gonna be shit

yes
nothing much in the last 2 seasons apart from Rosberg won then retired and Ferrari chucked away other good chance

weeb

kind shit innit

Why? Can't see the helmets properly anyway with the halo

apparently Vettee got the memo.

lmao refusing to acknowledge Hamilgoat championship. When will transexuals stop being mad?

Also, Kimi has been reliably excellent and a regular contender for wins

How much of an allowance does she get, letting her jetset all over Europe seemingly every couple of weeks?

haven't you got twitter posts to delete my friend?

Oh you're back. Missed you, Anthony.

Been here all week, I was in England though

0 full months until F1 season starts guys. January has begun already, februari isn't a full month and it starts in march

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ASSUME THE LENGTH OF A MONTH. FEBRUARY IS BEAUTIFUL PROUD MONTH AND DOESN'T NEED YOUR VALIDATION TO BE ONE

Do you eat ass?

Florida bros are more likely to than Jah man

>Do you eat ass
no. eating puss is gay too btw

I don't know, I was just trying to hook up Bahamalad

My bad, I was specifically talking about male ass

>I was specifically talking about male ass
still no :/

But Bahamalad wants to eat ass not get his eaten. He's a submissive number 2 which explains his choice of driver.

Very good point

Why can't she just say she's gonna try hard to get better and better and get a seat in F1? Why can't she just shut up and gather experience and get better skills? Why do women always feel the need to compare with men?

Can't wait till she buys her seat in Sauber and is kicked out before the season ends because of the shit results

>scottish women

>we are just as good if not better

Ah interesting, do you have statistics to back up this claim?

>no. eating puss is gay too btw

Imagine your masculinity being this fragile.

>puts Chad's flag on helmet
What did he mean by this

i dont make the rules lad, i just make you aware of them

>Why foolish Hamilton would be wrong to hide

Pic related is from an autosport ""+"" article, with the above title.

2003 was pretty magical, as it was one of the few seasons since the turn of the century where you had no idea who was going to win the race. After 10 races, even Ralf was in contention.
(pic related)
1982 must have been frustrating as fuck for several drivers.
>Pironi led the championship when he had his 'career ending' crash
>Watson was 9 points behind Rosberg before the final race, but before that had suffered 9 consecutive no-scores, where Rosberg only had 5 oover the entire season
>The Ferrari was unironically so good that even Tambay and Andretti drove it to podiums despite both standing in relatively late in the season
>The Renault was fast but fucked up, Alain Prost was still leading the championship despite 3 non finishes after round 5
>11 drivers won a race
I think I'll stay, while you can go get whatever Olav's wife had

>Lewis Hamilton
>who didn't grew up in privilege

somebody post his dad's urban masnion pls

>I'm unable to think for myself

Saddest thing is you're proud of this.

>400k in the south of england

Must be a shit hole

:^)

>didn't grow up in privilege
when will this meme end? It's not like Lewlew was raised by a single mom who lived on welfare and he somehow still managed to go karting because his mom sold her body to kart suppliers or some shit.

i-it was her turn

New flag for Bahamabro.

>implying im getting any puss to test these rules
depending on the day im open to the idea

>an abbo licking the poo of a proud aussie

seems legit

>The Chad Americans
>The Virgin Brit

motorsport.com/f1/news/nurburgring-in-talks-for-2019-f1-return-992698/

YES
HOCK BTFO GTFO

>indy car

go away we only like it when Alonso is getting honda's

It's a narrative pushed by the British media, because Britain is a very class based society.
It doesn't matter he lived in a 6 bedroom 4 bathroom 2 storey mansion in a very nice leafy cul-de-sac, it was a working class part of the country, so that automatically means it was shit, they were lolurpoor, and should be looked down upon.

>swap Paul Ricard with hürrdürrring
>keep Hockenheim
>call it European GP
Have I just fixed the European season?

>getting this excited
>it's not even the Nordschleife

Been a pretty good start in 2018
>got laid
>new watch
>just made the best lasagna of my life
maybe there is a point to life after all. If this streak continues Ferreri might even win a title.

Even Nurburgring GP track is better than current Hockenein

the Nurburgring GP layout still shits on 95% of the calendar

I really hope it happens

>Tilke face when racing on an old track

the scaling seems a bit off here

>Paul Ricard

>people said the French GP at Magny Cours had shit attendance because it was hard to get to due to being in the middle of nowhere
>mfw to get to Paul Ricard you need to travel 20km up a mountain on a single lane road

I don't think they thought this out.

Street view the main roads in, it's going to be a nightmare for the Frenchists to get there lmao
google.com/maps/@43.2409685,5.7925154,12.75z

it is. as it turns out, it's hard finding pics that resemble both arse eating and the bahamas flag.

Winter Stream: Japan 2005

>Ralf On Pole
>Wet Quali = Crazy Grid w/ Crazy Racing
>FINLAND WINS IN THE CLOSING MOMENTS

>it's hard finding pics that resemble both arse eating and the bahamas flag.

Did you check you phone's photo album?

>The venue faces stiff competition to secure a place on the calendar, with F1 commercial chief Sean Bratches having said in September he had received around 40 expressions of interest from potential venues over the course of the year.
>It is believed Liberty's priority is to secure another race in the United States, with Las Vegas, New York or Miami its preferred options.

so which does /f1/ want: Vegas, New York, or Miami?

yeah it was full of your mum's pussy pics.

Miami.
More titty girls. Plus they'll be stupid enough to schedule it during summer so drivers will pass out and Bianchi themselves.

>Implying there will be people being able to go there in the first place

Pic related the """grand""" stand

Guess its full of pics of my semen as well then?

>I fugged ya mum """banter"""

t. xXBONGLORD420Xx

One day they will realise absolute meme potential of F1 at Le Mans

>adds 3 chicanes on the straight

>Of the Bugatti circuit

Nice lad. What sort of watch?

You forget that the nurburgring was the first track he worked on and that he did the new section.

yeah I have pics of your semen in some other cunt's mum's cunt.

>seething