Lose virginity to asian QT

>lose virginity to asian QT
>turns out shes part of The Hand
What do you do

>tell her to leave the hand
>boom I can still bang her

Didn't take her long to realize she didn't even want to be in it anymore. Bring her back to k'un l'un for maximum bangage and live out my life guarding k'un l'un

>Choosing that roastie over best boy Ward.

Fucking plebs

spoilers you fuckin cunt i'm only on episode 6

>join the hand
>impregnate all the asian girls
>make an army of elliot rodgers
>the hand is destroyed from within

becom her pusy slave

...

Don't watch shit shows.

That said, Christ is that asian bird hot.

someone made a joke /pollll/getouttttt

yeah shes quite the looker

>I lost my virginity to my hand too

He traded one hand for another! Badum-tsh!

It's a joke. Calm down, kiddo

it's a really lame twist

"I'm part of the Hand!"

"I've only been raised as part of the non-evil Hand all my life and am completely unfamiliar with its darker aspects that obligate me to deal drugs and kill people"

She was basically raised by the charity part of the Hand and exposed to none of the bad parts.

her breasts confuse me, they look big and small at the same time. very saggy.

>Not choosing that Bad Pussy bitch instead
Terrible choice mate.

They're like Billie Piper's face, at some angles she's a total dog and at others she's massively gorgeous.

>part of the hand
>You lost your virginity to The Hand
Still a virgin bud.

Spoiler you fucking nigger

Spend the rest of the series overacting.

E06 where?

Netflix

>Netflix

Bloody expensive

Then I guess you don't get to see E06.

Nice spoiler you faggot

Would you Sup Forums?

I'd give her a reason to use that cane if you catch my Tokyo drift

>not just scrolling past show related threads when you see the OP image is something you haven't finished yet
how new are you guys

They shouldn't even be here if spoilers are going to piss them off like that.

They probably already left the thread. Either way now they've only been pseudo-spoiled. It's not like she's actively working to betray him. She legit believes that Danny is the deluded, brainwashed cult member. So now they're expecting one story line and will get another

shes literally hundreds of years old
nah man that lake dried up a long time ago

>the hand is secretly good, guys!
>just ignore those highly trained red ninjas, the drug dealers and the wanton murders they commit

yeah I'm not falling for that one.

>let me train Colleen in the way of Bushido that teaches her not to kill and be evil
>wow Colleen why won't you do evil with us wtf? Time to sacrifice you to the blood gods. Also your pupils were somehow indoctrinated without you knowing, and for some reason you never underwent that indoctrination yourself

>lose virginity to qt
>turns out she's my hand

yeah you should just not post on Sup Forums until you have watched every movie and tv show ever released

If it's going to hurt your butt to see spoilers? Yeah.

luke dies

NOT COOL HAND LUKE

smaug kills dumbledoor

I just finished this ok show and still browsed Sup Forums without being spoiled, how new are you?

scientific studies show enjoyment is increased when you know how the story goes

>show is diverse as fuck and even shows stronk female characters
>SJWs still find something "offensive" to complain about
there is no pleasing these goddamn people

We figured this out years ago.

It would have been a better twist if Stick was her sensei

Nut

You should not post on Sup Forums unless you are sure that everyone else has seen what you are about to post about.

Interesting. Hearing anons regail tales of John Wicks kills in JW2 got me hyped

that would just be repeating the whole elektra thing though. lazy

Not sure that behavioural economics counts as science, well I suppose it is, but it is SOFT!

Not really. It makes sense because he's building an army. Why would Colleen be struggling to pay her bills if she was part of the Hand? Lots of plotholes

Also when she's poisoned and tells Danny to call her Sensei, she's literally holding a stick..

>kick harold
>impaled on a pipe
>"oh danny boy"
That's fucking funny

that would be acceptable if it was one episode of a tv show being discussed but not an entire netflix season of 13 episodes 3 days later, fucking obviously the majority of the fan base have not finished it yet

Anybody else find the impaled thing weird? Didn't look like he was kicked very hard

>he didn't watch at least 8 episodes in one sitting

Fucking normie

>i'm not ready for you to post about it yet
Not your safe space.

>obviously the majority of the fan base have not finished it
uh, what. half this board finished it 14 hours after release just like all the other marvel netflix shows
keep up nigga

Tfw k'un l'un left you

I would be impressed if someone found a way to spoil those movies.

>hire one of the snek actress
>don't the good looking one
They can't even get that right, what a fucking trainwreck

nymeria has a way way better face than that uggo tyene breh