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/mma/ News:
>Dana White: Cyborg vs. Nunes is next; Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov likely before McGregor
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/dana-white-cyborg-amanda-nunes-tony-ferguson-khabib-nurmagomedov-conor-mcgregor

>Miesha Tate has problem with possible Cris Cyborg-Megan Anderson title matchup
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/miesha-tate-problem-cris-cyborg-vs-megan-anderson-ufc-title-fight

>Invicta FC champ Yana Kunitskaya says she's fighting Sara McMann at UFC on FOX 28
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/invicta-fc-champ-yana-kunitskaya-sara-mcmann-ufc-on-fox-28

>UFC 219 medical suspensions: Cynthia Calvillo potentially out six months
mmafighting.com/2018/1/3/16845912/ufc-219-medical-suspensions-cynthia-calvillo-potentially-out-six-months

>Why UFC's Jeff Novitzky doesn't believe Jon Jones intentionally used steroids
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-jon-jones-steroids-use-usada-suspension-jeff-novitzky

>Megan Anderson dismisses Cris Cyborg's claim of UFC 221 title fight as ‘fake news’ (Updated)
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/megan-anderson-cris-cyborg-ufc-221-title-fight-claim-fake-news

/heem/ news:
Another round of "What does heem mean" MSPaintPicks for Fight Night 124 user ponders about Men vs Women mma user gets heem's Opinion on Kevin Lee Another heem survey

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The baddest man on the planet, thank you OP!

first for ladd

For me. It's Ngannou

MODS rangeban this long island bag of zilch shithead he never talks mma he ban evades send his ass to rikers

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The black cat jinxed Cody

this is the spammer

I will launch this spic back myself RANGEBAN HIM

i bet i could take your best shot.

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Sorry about revving him guys, my occupation and wage seems to trigger him ALOT

This is all I'm seeing

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>Stipe and Ngannou both won 5 of their last 6 fights by knockout
>Stipe has a higher KO/TKO percentage (13/19 fights compared to Ngannou's 6/12), against much better competition
>people somehow think Ngannou hits harder

Mods rangeban this nigger fuck smelly SPIC he never talks mma he just ban evades and posts pictures of his greasy taco spic shit food BAN HIM

This is a good MMA discussion thread.

>You say Luis Henrique, I say Roy Nelson
>You say Curtis Blaydes, I say Mark Hunt
>You say Bojan Mihajlovic, I say JDS
>You say Anthony Hamilton, I say Fabricio Werdum

What a pathetic resume for Francis "Muh strongest puncher evar xD" Only Hype Ngannou

Stipe by 1st round KO, greatest heavyweight of all time, and president of the Ohio Croatian broship, come at me Francis "ultimate can crusher" Ngannou faggots

What the hell has happened to the spammer? He used to be BASED. This doesn’t even really qualify as spam,

Fedor has more experience than Mitrione so he's going to win. Easy money guys.

The Mitrione meme ends soon

>/heem/ news:
I've seen other generals do this, but never figured it'd come to /heem/. Wtf, this is full friendship simulator

tko doesn’t count

i dont think you know what friend simulating is

fedor is the goat so he's going to win you mean

"Ngannou would lose to Mark Hunt and JDS"

-An idiot

Best /heem/ personality

Rangeban this ban evading niggers.

Win a decision against Hunt, close 3rd round KO to JDS, but he'd lose to Werdum by submission and Stipe by 1st round KO

O-H

I'm not one to boast lads but given the sucess of my two surveys, my post to (you) ratio is like 1:13 right now

FOUR NIGGAS FOUR STRAPS MASKED UP IN AN ALL BLACK CARAVAN

"Ngannou has faced the same quality of opponents as Stipe."

-a retard

He beat 2 weak as fuck washed up old men. What makes you think that means he can beat two of the best heavyweight strikers ever?

I dare you to do another survey. You don’t have the fucking balls to do it, do you?

"Mitrione has faced the same quality of opponents as Fedor"

-a retard

"nganou koed arlovski and shookreem, he hangs with hunt, jds, stipe"

- a possibly correct person
thanks folks, see you at the fights!

Choi
Hall
Paige
Usman
Michael Johnson

90 percent of the division is washed up old men bro.

other 10 percent is young guys who are too green lol

Hate to engage casuals by doing MMA-Math but Reem blew out Mark Hunt just a few months ago. Let's stop pretending as if Mark Hunt isn't everyone's whipping boy

> two of the best heavyweight strikers ever?
Lal

Fedor never fought Schaub

"A formerly great HW who hasn't been in his prime in 7 years is the exact same as the current UFC HW champ in his prime"

-a retard

based spammer

"Having experience in the HW division is a good thing. For sure having a depleted chin gives you a serious advantage my man"

-A brainlet

>Lawler tore his ACL
He's done right?

"you absolutely need a depleted chin to get KOed at HW my guy!"

- 217er

stem cells brah back in 6 weeks

"I'm a fan of Francis Ngannou"

-Avid cuckold porn watcher, subscriber to Blacked.com

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“JDS and Hunt aren’t two of the greatest HW strikers of all time”

- A casual

Stop projecting whiteboi

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I know you're trying to goad me into slave labour but it won't work bastard.

Besides I've done 20 A or Bs now.
I've covered pretty much all of the big rivalries.

Anything more would be scraping the bottom of the barrel like 'Gaethje or Lee'.

that recovery and cerebral mma thought patterns when your reptilian part of your brain takes over and starts grappling

>Mark "Artem Lobov" Hunt is the best striker in HW history

"heem.com is full of intelligent opinions"

- a retard

This fucking nigger zilch never talks mma he's here ban evading 20 hours a day using up a significant amount of your bandwidth. Rangeban his nigger country and end this

>Knocked out a man 14 inches taller than him
>Got KO of the year vs Roy Nelson
>Has a 100% win record against people who don't use steroids

He's the true GOAT

Why so mad?

this

MODS rangeban him he's taking up 20% of the sites bandwidth hes here 20 hours a day overloading your servers send his NIGGER ass back home with daddy to prison

if you think Mighty Mouse is the GOAT or P4P #1 you are a brainlet

>Got heem'd by a WW
>Got subbed by a MW
>13-11
>Lost to Overeem twice
>Best HW striker of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=rHtKqtiWE14

I don't think anyone thinks that my man
Mark Hunt would literally be champ if not for WEAK CHEATERS. Prove me wrong, oh wait don't bother responding because you can't.

Filtered ;)

This nigger zilch never talks mma he lives in wales rangeban him hell be forced to proxy again

>brainlet calling regular people brainlet

>Best HW striker of all time

Is it gay that I have a grindr to talk to hot trannys?

I did not say that. Who do you think is the best HW striker? I really want to hear your take my man.

>gonna be watching 220 with my father
>will be the first time since i was a literal child that we hung out and did something
>we're even rooting for the same people
should be a nifty time, lads. hopefully both DC and stipe get highlight reel knockouts

talking not fucking? 100% homeosexual

King Reina plays Splatoon

It doesn't matter what I think, what matters is you unironically think JDS and Mark Hunt are two of the best HW strikers of all time.

Is this being updated

dude that card isnt for like 100 days

>referring to everything as ironic or unironic
Stop being a fucking faggot.

Wanderlei Silva sounds like a down syndrome Arnold Schwarzanegger

he thinks that if he starts picks early enough he'll get enough picks like i do when i take picks. i dont really get it. if he waits until like 3 days out, then he'll get all the picks i do. starting 2 weeks early is dumb. btw, im doing them invicta picks :^)

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For me it's Khalil rountree Jr.

only big fat slobs can be real fighters!

for sure my man. Any man above 130 pounds is clearly fat and out of shape.

>Deflecting

The sad thing is that you niggers can't understand that you are actually the true casuals.

Glad we all agree DJ is the GOAT

His wife is also a dimepiece

I present thee my new trip. (Testing).

If it works, I'll never post without it again. I made sure to make copies of this one, so you know it's good and permanent (should something go South, I'll give it out and make a new one).

Hello, IDIOTS!!!

>rooting for the bad guys
You deserve all those years of separation desu

what are you even talking about lad, I think it's time for bed

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I don't pay attention to heavyweights, they could be for all I know. Now stop talking like a Reddit mongoloid - thanks.

>When Conor called out Aldo for inactivity but decides not to defend his belt for two (2) years despite being 100% healthy.
>Takes time off because he's pregnant.
Where those McNugget huggers hiding?

Fact: AKA is the world’s most powerful team. Rockhold, DC, Khabib and Cain WILL be champions in 2018. Screencap this, nerds.

IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bong is worst poster

Agreed my guy. If you don't like watching midgets run around the cage you aren't a real fight fan.

>I don't pay attention to heavyweights
Don't worry I already knew that
>Now stop talking like a Reddit mongoloid
Do you go on reddit a lot to know how they talk?