BOLTS @ HABS GMAETHREAD

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lets go bolts

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Vasy=autistic mozart hokki goalie
Kucherov=russian assassin
Hedman=polite swedish viking
Johnson=manlet but our manlet
Stamkos=initials are SS literal aryan race king
Who can stop the meme machine? The answer is no one

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WELCOME BACK CALLY AND PREPARE YOURSELF HASB

>tfw our best player is a goalie
Just neutral zone trap my shit up. >we're the martin brodeur devils now

would love a comfy sergachad scar this game tbqh la

you bolts fans seem nicer than most other teams
i guess i'll watch this game

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Honestly the worse negging shitposting we do is when we blank someone I post a gif of a little Russian girl scoring on Vasy and how she outscored the other team.
It’s really not in our nature to neg on another team; we just post about our guys and our sandwiches and spend the rest of our time fielding absolute SEETHING canadaposts.

Okay

You bet against the Bolts tonight, Swedebro?

Stamkos calling Tampa his home makes me fuzzy inside

Nope got us winning by 1

also got sharks ducks and vegas to win

And being smug in the general about our record and absurd stats

A lot of these Bolts fans are newer so they're a little smugger. But if you'd been watching since Robbie DeMaio you'd know this franchise has seen dark days.

when i was a young lad i liked lecavalier, am i allowed to cheer with you?

Everyone is welcome :~)

I followed the team when I was in high school, about 10 years ago
I started religiously following the team toward the end of the season when they got swept by the Habs in the first round

dude I have been following the team since I started watching them in the 2004 season when I was 9 and they won the cup

florida is really odd in how comfy/uncomfy it can be
a lot of places are pretty nice or at least simple enough, but then you go north and you get bible belt nuts and orlando's tourist traps, and miami and the swamps are down south
then the goddamn news stories

le yakuza front face

Think the 2004 win won me over too, saw it on the news over here and been stuck ever since

This is some classic first period Lightning defense.

Oh god Kuch how did you miss that?

My dad got me to watch when I was little up to the 04 cup run. Then I picked it up again to watch stamkos win goal scoring titles

GOOD post and agreed I want to protect his smile

The Bolts sans Vasi look like they're fucking sleep walking right now

Yeah they do not look good. Completely out of sync.

>Lightning PP

>Lightning PP

>Lightning PP

Looks like palats got his hands tonight

Was hoping this PP would wake them up but by god it has been horrible.

wew that PP was exceptionally bad

Don't burn up all the >Lightning PP images

It usually takes a period of shitting about to get in the game

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If Hot Pocket just put it on the tape that was ez

Hedman plz be ok

fuck boys is hedman okay?

>Lightning PP

Well that was fucking stupid.

hedman's fine
he was getting at it with drouin a few minutes after

Go frogs!

I bet someone that VGK btfo CHI tmrw by at least two goals. Easy money la

>Nearly score a goal
>Let a guy who hasn't scored in 14 games score
Pack it up lads

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>Just when I wanted to express how relieved I am for my boy Patches
>1-1

KUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH

ROCKET RICHARDEROV
LE CUT INSIDE MANEROV

of course Chaderov answers

CAN ANYTHING STOP THE CHADEROV

KKKKKUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH
He makes it look fuckin EASY

>Stamkos: I’m gonna shoot more

>frogs in charge of maintaining ice quality

Kucherov freaking does everything right. Like he knows how to make a play every time he has the puck

Those Serg moves good lord

Anyone good with gifs? On the Lightning twitter they posted a gif of Hedman hugging Vasy after the leafs game which was adorable. I saved it but it’s more than 4MB. Can someone edit it to just have the Hedman hug and small enough file size to post?

twitter.com/tblightning/status/948387969420972032

Jesus christ vasy

Oh Vasi muh dick

tfw no vasy bf

V A S Y

Vasy channeling his inner cat

>Gourdes fw

He's such a chirper I love it

PING god damnit

How are the habs not taking a playoff spot off the leafs or bruins? Look decent tbqh

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Outside of Vasi Tampa has played like absolute shit tbqh

Playing players out of position ( Galchenyuk and Drouin). Defence is absolute shit outside of an injured Weber, 19 year old rookie Mete and Petry. Goal scorers having awful shooting percentages. Price can only do so much but he started the season playing like shit.

Team is a tire fire.

Rate my Yanni OC

Anyone remember this?
>TBL@PHI
>Tyjo gets his stick life’s out of his hands and into the hands of a fan wearing a Tyjo shirt in a sea of Flyer fans

Wew - Fukken saved

>fan met TyJo after the game
Nope

My Paint.net skills aren't very good but I'm trying

I recommend GIMP desu lad
t. anime edit autist

I'm downloading now

do you actually crop the numbers off of the jerseys? where do you get them?

Ayyyy fuck Gallagher.

Fucking hell Kuch I thought he had it.

I grab a jersey picture from a jersey store then first right click the jersey pic layer and select ‘Add Alpha Channel’ which makes deleted selections from the layer turn to transparent. Then I use the magic wand tool to delete all the blue jersey parts around the numbers, then paste the number into the anime picture as a new layer to rotate/resize.

Looking at this it seems a bit overwhelming
Are there tutorials for idiots on YouTube?

A medal winning dive there.

thank you! i'll play around with this

God damn Vasi has been a monster. Help your goalie out lads.

It is at first, which is why it’s helpful to start with PaintNET, even if I don’t use it anymore.

My first tutorial was this one:
youtu.be/QKWc_mMal1A

The only thing i would add to the above is that while they use ‘Overlay’ as the Layer mode for the green layer they add, I usually use ‘Hard Light’ mode to make Diana’s clothes blue like a jersey. From there I just color in the white stripes on the same layer as I color in the blue and add shoulder logos and numbers etc.

Might get drouined here

Wasn't expecting OT but you never know with rivalry games. Hopefully they boys get Vasi the win.

Would not mind a Gourde macro with him as a Gordo enemy from Mario. Tyjo called him Gordo in that mic up and I’m sure I’ve heard others call him that
“I get it Gordo you’re better than me”

OT
WHEW

Oh my God how did Palat not score? Jesus Christ.

Holy shit palat
Nice interference hedman

PRICER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy fuck

The fuck was Vasi doing?

Shocked Tampa didn't score in that OT. Completely dominated it.

I NEED A GIF OF VASY TAUNTING THE HAB

SO sucks but with how we played in the first i suppose i should be happy

BYRON!!

Just glad Drouin didn't score.

Well shit

Eh well. Played like shit most of the game and dominated OT. SO loss isn't the worst thing.