/hoc/ - Hockey General

What a night, huh?

>Previous /hoc/:

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early faggot die

Canes are the only good guys to win today

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There is absolutely no way to fuck this up, right?

Please say something nice about Vasilevskiy and his kitters

cmon LA beat up these flame faggots already

Nah fuck that calgary>LA but only by a little

blues are good guys too imo, relatively speaking

He lost to a bunch of queer ass canadians

Doggos are better

Yeah but the knights are gooder

you wish

>ottawa out of playoffs
>montreal out of playoffs
>patches wants a trade
>price is awful now
>lets go canes chant at pittsburgh HOME game
>canes in a playoff position
>beat pens 4-0
gaybeck has to be seething lmao

Fuck the canes only slightly less than the pongs

Its happening.

Wait, so now that the fact oilers suck is irrefutable, are they good guys again? You know, by default?

no, they started good but have cycled around to bad now

there is nothing good about hogging first overalls and ruining them

fuck you

hes a cutie for sure

>tfw all my teams lost today and am now going to drink myself into oblivion

>ring
i-is he married?

no. it's the fact that the coilers have had so many chances to be good but still managed to fuck it up that makes them unlikable

>kongs
what a fucking meltdown ffs

He should be honored with live stray cats being gently hucked to the ice.

4-2 FLAMES

fuck the coilers

>being this crass
I expect better from the team with the fewest penalty minutes in the league.

>patches wants a trade
Too bad nobody wants him.

Agreed fuck the oilels relocation to quebec

Factually untrue. Cats/lolcats are vintage classic Sup Forums pets and Vasy is our guy.

>price is awful now
someone didn't watch bolts v habs tonight

Wooo fuck LA!

its probably the first time hes ever had anything good to say about his team desu my dude

Yes. To glorious mother Russia.

>four goals scored in the second period

yes, yes he is
also he has a son

>again

lol

FUCK I'm going to die alone aren't I?

His team lost, casual. Can’t place a shred of blame on Vasy.

>a few good games is worth that awful contract he has
lmao enjoy dipietro 2.0

>lose in a shootout
>hurr durr let's blame the team

>tfw you'll never spend your youth playing for a pro nhl team with bros

>sparkledogs

FUCJK

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GOD DAMNIT POO JACKETS SCORE GOALS AND QUIT RIDING BOB FUCK

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

>the Preds right off the first faceoff
Jesus fuck.

Barzal

SHUT UP NIGGER HE AINT WINNING SHIT STOP POSTING THIS

most Russians get married in like high school, it's weird

Don't make Smith angry

he deserves it desuu

There's someone out there for the rest of us, too...
right?

Who told you that?

i had no idea. very strange

or they just kidnap their wife if theyre in kyrgyzstan. all of asia is weird

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you're talking to the back 2 back rookie of the mouth there
better wise up

>tfw no goaler bf
gonna end it all, lads

... hope.

go away fag

good riddance

Fuck you he can post whatever he wants faggot.
gtfo my /hoc/

SILFVERBERG!!!!
ANAHEIM DUCKS GOOOOOOOOOOAL
SUCK IT OILERS

>wanted Spezza out
>now want Karlsson out
I fucking hate being part of this fanbase.

holy fucking BASED

I should have picked cricket

Iktf

BOESER

imagine getting a powerplay and then surrendering two shorthanded goals on it

Sorry I'm too busy worrying about real hockey.

BUSTY
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It's all he has man, just let him have it.

why are there no raggots or shithawks fans here

also what happened to the austrian stars fan

Like the Olympic?

fuck you, you retarded retard

SEETHING
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BURGER

>yotes playing baseball
what a stupid penalty to take kek

Yesssss

imagine thinking single elimination teenage hockey means literally anything

we bully them until they leave

>sabres

/hoc/ will not let a single fan of those posters post here.

Try posing as one and see what happens. Lots of spering, name-calling and the whole thread will be derailed.

teething

what teams are /hoc/ approved?

I'm going to eat spicy food without milk or water. Pray for me

T. Fuming oilnigger
Aaaay

none they all suck

only sunbelt

y tho

jets
blues

shorks

Vegas golden knights desu

fucking BASED

>rags
blackhawks fans are the kind of cancer that just move on to the next hype team, which is why you see so many predators """"""fans""""" posting this season