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>MMA Hour 2017 Awards Show
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 219
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>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat
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/mma/ News:
>Dana White: Cyborg vs. Nunes is next; Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov likely before McGregor
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/dana-white-cyborg-amanda-nunes-tony-ferguson-khabib-nurmagomedov-conor-mcgregor

>Gabi Garcia discusses Rizin drama, freak show criticism, and tougher opponents
mmafighting.com/2018/1/4/16849230/gabi-garcia-rizin-drama-freak-show-criticism-tougher-opponents-mma

>Cris Cyborg says she prefers top featherweight contender, rather than Amanda Nunes superfight, next
mmafighting.com/2018/1/4/16851724/cris-cyborg-says-she-prefers-top-featherweight-contender-rather-than-amanda-nunes-superfight-next

>Why UFC's Jeff Novitzky doesn't believe Jon Jones intentionally used steroids
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-jon-jones-steroids-use-usada-suspension-jeff-novitzky

/heem/ news:
user compares mma and boxing records user actually eats Cheetos user polls heem for the most overrated fighter user loves Jon Jones user makes a heem comic

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i will sleep

goodnight heem

thicc

Imagine being a DJ fan lmao

Put me in the next /heem/ news! I am going to marry Tuss!

Raqecia Bless

>Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov likely before McGregor
So they're gonna strip Mcnugget's right?
>interim belt getting defended when there's an uninjured champ
>this loser actually made fun of aldo for being inactive

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard if Raquel gets the title.

I would rather off myself top kek

I rate this thread 10/10 THANK YOU!

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They want the winner to fight conor

DONT LIE STIPE

Bullshit decision, Calvillo was robbed.

No such thing as robbery in a close, uneventful fight.

Renan barao defended his interim title while Dom had the real one, it's happened before only casuals don't know that

You gonna call Stud Radio again?

>when there's an uninjured champ

learn to read nigga

Brian Knapp scores the round 10-9 Esparza (29-28 Esparza)
Josh Stillman scores the round 10-9 Esparza (29-28 Esparza)
Tristen Critchfield scores the round 10-9 Esparza (29-28 Esparza)
MMA Fighting scores the round 10-9, Esparza. Overall, 29-28.

You're right desu it is pretty small. My bad, cba redoing it at the mo, I still think it's legible

If anyone has better ideas I suppose I could add them if I do redo it

>reading comprehension

>getting boxed up by carla esparza

>/mma/ News:
I don't get it, why would you make such good OP's but then also force /mma/?

>getting boxed up by carla ayysparza

m8 have you literally been up all night?

Because we now have /heem/ news

>we now have /heem/ news
only thing thats not fake news these days 2bqh

Would it be too cheeky to ask for GMT times in the OP too.

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to /heem/ news if it actually becomes a thing. Just bizarre to me for this general. I see it in other places but here it's just mostly shitposting so it's a wonder to even have "news"

Can you post some taters?

WELCOME TO THE SHOW

mmmmhmmm, mustards good on em' to me

They look good, thanks buddy

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Kek the 221 poster makes Whittaker look like the king of all 3 of them. Not really good positioning for the co-main boys

RIP Poland

Imagine thinking that Barboza had a chance against Khabib

Helloooo mr rich

What happened?

Edson will for sure KO khabib with a head kick round 1 my guy

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If that heel kick had landed flush he would have dropped khabib but that was basically his only chance. Khabib better not ruin another Ferguson matchup, that's the only lw fight I want to see right now

I miss him lads...

Khabib will smesh Tony. The interesting fight is Conor vs Khabib

It's a shame Jones is banned with all the actual juiceheads still in the sport

>we will never see him fight Stipe
>we will never see him fight Ngannou
>we will never see him fight Brock Lesnar

Khalabeeeb would run through mcnugget, Tony's the real lw champ right now

>people still underestimating based el cucuy
LMAO
Tony will tap khalebeeb after he gasses hard rounds 4/5

Eh, they'll hook him up with a short retroactive suspension. He'll be fine

>le lose a decision to Michael Johnson man

Ferguson was gassed in the first round against Lando, Khabib will run through him.

I said hello

Neither of them really has any answer for him desu. I think we're at least a year away from seeing anyone who could realistically challenge him

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Should have just posted the actual website tbqh.

Khabib literally lost to gleison tibau and only got gifted a decision because muh meme winstreak
Tony is simply on another level, khabib is a glorified can crusher and showed the same faults in his fight vs Barboza as he always has, literally 0 improvement

Was the Ortegaposter a real person at some point or just another one of spammer's personalities?

>Khabib literally lost to gleison tibau and only got gifted a decision because muh meme winstreak

It was his second ufc fight lmao

eastern europe disappoints me, for sure i thought they'd do shorts only women's mma before this.

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shorts only womens mma should be the future. People would tune in every fight

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That face is pretty bad. But that body is pretty good.

she's literally the most attractive fighter ever to compete in the UFC and it's not even close

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What about Meisha

faces matter

Her body is thicc but you look up at her face and she instantly loses 2 points

the fuck is wrong with you people

Her face looks like all UNITINU memes

>Meisha
muh hook nose only kinda cute not actually thicc
>Veronica
muh lightly colored eyes and everything else generic

Rachael is actually thicc and knows how to look 10/10 occasionally in the face

>muh pancake makeup

you are actually gay if you think that Ostovich has a better face than Macedo. This isn't up for debate.

Solid 9

name that wmma fighter without cheating

I literally can't find a single flaw 11/10

Get on my level

>muh makeup
she's still hotter than 90% of women without makeup and her body is better than 99% of women so do the math my guy. Macedo is a 8 at best but probably a 7 in real life with those fucked up teeth

>this is a 10 in burger land

>hasnt fought in a year

could literally be anyone

Dude look pretty

Blonde Fighter.

Do you actually for really reals believe that she's not wearing makeup there

Have you never dated a woman

you just know shes a bitch

she's actually not. she's 100% about that Jesus life and is married with a kid. An actual nice person

Joanna is still my boy

>be 100% about that Jesus life
>get implants to better be able to Instawhore

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Wow I guess if every Christian was a good person in your world that could be true

>that roid face

>you're not allowed to care about your appearance if you're a crhistian

wtf is a semi-main event

Still the GOAT

Mary had implants, read your bible.

>deceiving others about your body is 100% christlike

>he doesn't tune in for semi-main events

GADOOSH

>tfw you're hotter than the ring girls

Ill never get over female fighters who look better than the ring girls.

He literally pretended to float on water and so be the savior of humanity, so yeah, deceiving people is kinda their thing

they should have never fed her to cyborg.
Even the ufc wasnt stupid enough to feed ronda to cyborg

Plenty of dicks got implanted, but she had no Instagram account.

Macedo will never push my face into Cararo's gaping pussy with a knee in the back of my head and that makes me a very sad boy.

>deceiving others about your body
>I DEMAND THAT ALL WOMEN DESCRIBE ANY AND ALL ALTERATIONS TO THEIR BODY THAT GOD HIMSELF DID NOT MOLD POST HASTE
for sure she's disrespecting your honor with her implants my guy

cant tell if this is a troll or not anymore