Ashes (5th test, stumps, day 2)
Eng 346 a.o
Aus 193/2
SA v India (1st test, day 1)
SA 13/3
SA on pooicide watch sub-edition
Ashes (5th test, stumps, day 2)
Eng 346 a.o
Aus 193/2
SA v India (1st test, day 1)
SA 13/3
SA on pooicide watch sub-edition
Look at their faces, sad.
>making me repost
I thought AB retired from tests?
INDIA WINS LOL
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Inb4 80 over blockathon masterclass from these two
Didn't I tell you boys this is gonna be the year India starts winning away series.
oh no no no
how could anyone forget 21/9
fun fact: not even the last time nathan lyon was at the crease with the score 47/9 in a test match
>Dean Lelgar
>Aiden Lawlkram
>Hashim Amlol
>it's another fap dual pussies has a strike rate of 29.25 episode
Imagine is his name was Faf du de Cock
Swap Melbourne and Perth.
Swap Auckland and Wellington.
Move Brisbane lower, and the list will be completely accurate
Imagine if his name was Gay Cunt Withaids
I am into it but I am not a big punter. I pace myself. I get mail and I decide if it's worth backing or not. Some days I just muck around and throw some money at roughies to see what happens, like yesterday but I am stopping that.
I used to be a big punter and almost became a professional punter until I realised how stupid that was. I have changed the way that I bet and now I keep it as simple as possible and try to keep it fun and to get as much value out of it as possible without trying to make it about the money. The money is just a bonus.
>ABD
M A D M A N
Kumar is shit get him off
>tfw turned away from the cricket pool
not a fan of bumrah's action
looks really ungainly
Crashing this plane...
>Johnson batting at seven
This was a mistake.
I remember we tried stuart broad at 7 against you guys once and got bundled out for about 100
Reminder
Is TMS doing this match?
I can't listen to Manjrekar any longer.
I remember that as well. Both players are "if they get wickets they also make runs" (and visa versa) but neither did either.
Hate Manjrekar
Why should I give a FUCK about a duopoly I just fucking want a good range of grog it's not a goddamn election
You have your doull's and your slater's but for me, it's manjrekar
It would be nice if you just stayed out of all of those places. Thanks
>watching Indian ads after a year
youtube.com
What did he mean by this?
He was listed at 8. S Marsh did his hammy that game iirc
BLACKED
BLEACHED
Burns was out
What a sad little neet you are lol.
Thanks for letting me stay in your head rent free, I'll toast to you when I am in Auckland
He's out now
when are you going bru?
kek
Fucking Madman, 8 4s
AB please
Based BRICSbro
Imagine the bants if Brazil, Russia and China played griget.
*throws up*
No Anglo worth his salt would continue watching.
>Crowd in Brisbane has no teeth
Pottery
End of March is the absolute earliest they're willing to let me leave my contract, so more than likely March/April boet, you?
I am looking forward to waking up in the morning and seeing that AB and Faf are both still not out on huge scores.
Runout mishap when
How's living on the North Shore lad? You finding it better than South Africa?
I am a mighty TauranGOD, please do not confuse with with the shitskin ever again.
Wicket soon bhai
Anglo's curse
Saffas cant bant at all
Also are Saffas have lived with roodypoos for so long they talk like them now
Big strong afrikaaners are not angl*s
Imagine not being a TauranGOD
Imagine the smell
I was referring to the poopeelander who said AB and Faf will be not out when he wakes up.
would appreciate if an Indian bro called me bahadur
thanks in advance lads
De kock after though, he loves destroying >us
Indian street shitters are easily the most casual of cricket fans. Not a peep out of them when their team isn't playing. They really should have just stayed bullied off of Sup Forums
Are you working as a watchman in Australia?
is there DRS in this series
Wish I still had Foxtel lads
Only if you're chinki
That's because nobody wants to talk to you NEETS
Faf just has the manliest arms, I would love to suck his cock.
It's the tendies with their voodoo
Based statsy. How's the bf lad?
South africa is still gonna win this match lmfao
I reckon I'm the most swagged out dude in /cric/
Kek, I got this joke
why u all casusal faggets
If you get 2 wickets in a row in 20/20 it should count as a hat trick, because 2 wickets changes the game as much as 3 in a test. 1 wicket in 1 ball is on a hattrick
Is this the lowest IQ post of the year so far?
I just read a book about Simpson and his donkey.
He'd stay with the Indian mule drivers over his own fellow troops because they cared for the animals much better.
When Simpson was shot through the heart while rescuing a digger in 'Shrapnel Alley' Australian troops couldn't get to him because it was far too dangerous however the Indians he had been staying with went up there and under heavy fire brought his body back down to where the Australians were based.
They referred to him as 'Bahadur' when they saw how many lives he was saving with little disregard for his own.
They picked wildflowers after he died and made a little memorial to him.
Just wanted a bit of Indian brotherly love lads.
Good hattrick for Sketekee
wot?
It's the same way a 60 in a t20 is the equivalent to a century in a test
is this hard fought 60* autist?
Generally Nepali immigrants who are hired as security guards are named Bahadur here in Bombay.
...
I just jacked off to Simpson's rule 34, small world indeed
Ah, Bahadur is a stereotypical name for someone from the north-east/nepal and they're stereotypical job is a watchman
Bahadur means brave btw
I'm scared of the /auspol/ lads posting in /cric/ tbqh
Is this the second lowest IQ post of the year so far?
It means brave
me too, and i'm white
just ate my poo lads
Yeah it gets pretty toxic in here.
I’m here everyday
NOT a fan of racism lads
*every day
Right, thanks.
GET THEM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
OFFICIAL power rankings of countries that NEED to play test cricket
1. France
2. Chile
3. China
4. Iran
.
.
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9. Argentina
*power gap*
9000. Brazil
9001. New Zealand
good enough.
I appreciate you lads and I hope you are having a good day/night
don't think there are 9001 countries
Cannot wait to wake up in the morning and gleefully quote some poos.
u too broooo
It's quite shit that this test isn't on skytv. Every single irrelevant Big Drop Catch League game but not intl tests.