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Ashes (5th test, stumps, day 2)
Eng 346 a.o
Aus 193/2

SA v India (1st test, day 1)
SA 13/3

SA on pooicide watch sub-edition

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Look at their faces, sad.

>making me repost
I thought AB retired from tests?

INDIA WINS LOL

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Inb4 80 over blockathon masterclass from these two

Didn't I tell you boys this is gonna be the year India starts winning away series.

oh no no no

You now remember this match

>espncricinfo.com/series/12712/scorecard/514029/south-africa-vs-australia-1st-test-australia-tour-of-south-africa-2011-12/

how could anyone forget 21/9
fun fact: not even the last time nathan lyon was at the crease with the score 47/9 in a test match

>Dean Lelgar
>Aiden Lawlkram
>Hashim Amlol

>it's another fap dual pussies has a strike rate of 29.25 episode

Imagine is his name was Faf du de Cock

Swap Melbourne and Perth.
Swap Auckland and Wellington.
Move Brisbane lower, and the list will be completely accurate

Imagine if his name was Gay Cunt Withaids

I am into it but I am not a big punter. I pace myself. I get mail and I decide if it's worth backing or not. Some days I just muck around and throw some money at roughies to see what happens, like yesterday but I am stopping that.
I used to be a big punter and almost became a professional punter until I realised how stupid that was. I have changed the way that I bet and now I keep it as simple as possible and try to keep it fun and to get as much value out of it as possible without trying to make it about the money. The money is just a bonus.

>ABD
M A D M A N

Kumar is shit get him off

>tfw turned away from the cricket pool

not a fan of bumrah's action
looks really ungainly

Crashing this plane...

>Johnson batting at seven

This was a mistake.

I remember we tried stuart broad at 7 against you guys once and got bundled out for about 100

Reminder

Is TMS doing this match?
I can't listen to Manjrekar any longer.

I remember that as well. Both players are "if they get wickets they also make runs" (and visa versa) but neither did either.

Hate Manjrekar

Why should I give a FUCK about a duopoly I just fucking want a good range of grog it's not a goddamn election

You have your doull's and your slater's but for me, it's manjrekar

It would be nice if you just stayed out of all of those places. Thanks

>watching Indian ads after a year

youtube.com/watch?v=W6oTb2xgwEY

What did he mean by this?

He was listed at 8. S Marsh did his hammy that game iirc

BLACKED

BLEACHED

Burns was out

What a sad little neet you are lol.

Thanks for letting me stay in your head rent free, I'll toast to you when I am in Auckland

He's out now

when are you going bru?

kek

Fucking Madman, 8 4s

AB please

Based BRICSbro

Imagine the bants if Brazil, Russia and China played griget.

*throws up*

No Anglo worth his salt would continue watching.

>Crowd in Brisbane has no teeth
Pottery

End of March is the absolute earliest they're willing to let me leave my contract, so more than likely March/April boet, you?

I am looking forward to waking up in the morning and seeing that AB and Faf are both still not out on huge scores.

Runout mishap when

How's living on the North Shore lad? You finding it better than South Africa?

I am a mighty TauranGOD, please do not confuse with with the shitskin ever again.

Wicket soon bhai
Anglo's curse

Saffas cant bant at all
Also are Saffas have lived with roodypoos for so long they talk like them now

Big strong afrikaaners are not angl*s

Imagine not being a TauranGOD
Imagine the smell

I was referring to the poopeelander who said AB and Faf will be not out when he wakes up.

would appreciate if an Indian bro called me bahadur
thanks in advance lads

De kock after though, he loves destroying >us

Indian street shitters are easily the most casual of cricket fans. Not a peep out of them when their team isn't playing. They really should have just stayed bullied off of Sup Forums

Are you working as a watchman in Australia?

is there DRS in this series

Wish I still had Foxtel lads

Only if you're chinki

That's because nobody wants to talk to you NEETS

Faf just has the manliest arms, I would love to suck his cock.

It's the tendies with their voodoo

Based statsy. How's the bf lad?

South africa is still gonna win this match lmfao

I reckon I'm the most swagged out dude in /cric/

Kek, I got this joke

why u all casusal faggets

If you get 2 wickets in a row in 20/20 it should count as a hat trick, because 2 wickets changes the game as much as 3 in a test. 1 wicket in 1 ball is on a hattrick

Is this the lowest IQ post of the year so far?

I just read a book about Simpson and his donkey.
He'd stay with the Indian mule drivers over his own fellow troops because they cared for the animals much better.
When Simpson was shot through the heart while rescuing a digger in 'Shrapnel Alley' Australian troops couldn't get to him because it was far too dangerous however the Indians he had been staying with went up there and under heavy fire brought his body back down to where the Australians were based.
They referred to him as 'Bahadur' when they saw how many lives he was saving with little disregard for his own.
They picked wildflowers after he died and made a little memorial to him.

Just wanted a bit of Indian brotherly love lads.

Good hattrick for Sketekee

wot?

It's the same way a 60 in a t20 is the equivalent to a century in a test

is this hard fought 60* autist?

Generally Nepali immigrants who are hired as security guards are named Bahadur here in Bombay.

...

I just jacked off to Simpson's rule 34, small world indeed

Ah, Bahadur is a stereotypical name for someone from the north-east/nepal and they're stereotypical job is a watchman
Bahadur means brave btw

I'm scared of the /auspol/ lads posting in /cric/ tbqh

Is this the second lowest IQ post of the year so far?

It means brave

me too, and i'm white

just ate my poo lads

Yeah it gets pretty toxic in here.

I’m here everyday

NOT a fan of racism lads

*every day

Right, thanks.

GET THEM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

OFFICIAL power rankings of countries that NEED to play test cricket
1. France
2. Chile
3. China
4. Iran
.
.
.
9. Argentina

*power gap*

9000. Brazil
9001. New Zealand

good enough.
I appreciate you lads and I hope you are having a good day/night

don't think there are 9001 countries

Cannot wait to wake up in the morning and gleefully quote some poos.

u too broooo

It's quite shit that this test isn't on skytv. Every single irrelevant Big Drop Catch League game but not intl tests.