Brit/pol/ - New Thread Edition

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975

>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379

>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

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theguardian.com/politics/live/2016/jul/12/mps-to-quiz-mark-carney-on-brexit-fallout-business-live
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ky6ft
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Northumbria
youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for High Chancellor May.

4rd for Karen

Nice quints.

Carney getting BTFO by Mogg live here:


theguardian.com/politics/live/2016/jul/12/mps-to-quiz-mark-carney-on-brexit-fallout-business-live

I like Dalmations.

Goybook.com/The48pc

This page is full of gold, everyone report back with your favourite comment. I'll start!

Not gonna lie, she looks hella determined in that pic.

Just caught an Abra in Pokemon GO lads

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ky6ft
Reminder that the BBC refugee crisis (((documentary))) Exodus was funded by the working mans pocket.

Well if I let you choose between here and there, which would you choose?

>At least your President is doing something about it.
That's giving me hope for a fix to this country.

It's on tonight too.

The (((BBC))) needs a purge.

>>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION

Lol they are desperate to get rid of Comrade corbyn

Then why can't you spell it?

"Would you have made such bold, or any claims during a general election as you did during the referendum campaign, Mr Carney?"

>MERCHANT BANKS BTFO

>Saw this in trending topics on fb
>Clicked it just to see what people were saying
>One guy saying how the UK has lost all sense of decency due to not letting them all in
>The reply section blows him the fuck out
>Others are just the same message pasted over by different bot- I mean people

I can't wait for the BBC to go away.

To be fair, constant referendums are a good idea on some issues. If you're confident in your position you have nothing to fear from them.

Imagine we held 10 referendums and they all came back for Brexit? Forget suicide watch, there'd be no remaniacs left alive!

Similarly, unionists who're actually comfortable in the idea that Scotland as a whole wants to be in the UK would have nothing to fear from a similar situation. It's bizarrely telling that they aren't. (Which is funny given how poor the current case for independence is on economic grounds.)

They'll lose even bigger than last time.

Has anyone noticed that there's almost a direct correlation between shitposts and sucking from the EU teat?

There are some outliers but it does seem that the gibmes don't seem to offer anything of any worth.

You Know The Difference

It's not as simple as that lad. I'd take living in a nice area of the Philippines over living in Bolton, anywhere in Birmingham, or anywhere near a scottish city. Or the enriched areas of london.

>They'll lose even bigger than last time.

I think thats why they want one lmao

u wot

>are a good idea on some issues
Replace "good" with "fun"

Obviously there are various practical concerns.

GOOD MORNING

Cities the world over are never better than the countryside and the British countryside is the best.

>3th
>The Academy of Brexit Science and Research
>implying the EU will survive another 40 years

Social media narrative re Corbyn is becoming literally the exact same as it was around Bernie Sanders, ie centrist "liberal" cunts (Clinton shills/Blairites) going "omg your supporters are so mean, you should step down". A hateful tweet is tantamount to a punch in the head these days.

KEK

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Because user if they lose a general really bad Corbin has to stand down just like Miliband did

Come back Nige, it's not too late!

I hope we could switch places, user. I want a better QOL.

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>anywhere near a scottish city
Why?

Edinburgh is basically English. It even used to belong to Northumbria at one point. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Northumbria

I just wish it was actually impartial. The nige banner showed the crisis for what it is. Now the BBC come out with this and appeal by showing kids. It really does get away with its deceptive journalism.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DARE TO DREAM THAT THE DAWN IS BREAKING ON AN INDEPENDENT UNITED KINGDOM.

A VICTORY FOR REAL PEOPLE,
A VICTORY FOR ORDINARY PEOPLE,
A VICTORY FOR DECENT PEOPLE.

WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST THE MULTINATIONALS,
WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST THE BIG MERCHANT BANKS,
WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST BIG POLITICS.

WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST LIES, CORRUPTION AND DECEIT.

MAY JUNE THE 23RD GO DOWN IN OUR HISTORY AS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY.

>WHO ELSE HERE /WEPT TEARS OF JOY/?

AND TODAY HONESTY, DECENCY AND BELIEF IN NATION IS GOING TO WIN.

Post your heroes.

It's different though because Corbyn is a legit bad ass and not some silly old bald man.

Black people handling my food?

Not sure I'd feel comfortable with that.

me on the right

>Post your heroes.

Classic socialist activism.

Trips wills it

>if he loses a vote of no confidence really badly he has to stand down just like James Callaghan did
Corbyn's going nowhere m8.

This is true even here

This tbqh. It would be entertaining, but it's no way to run a country. Nothing would ever get done, and instability would be pushed into overdrive.

Ha, that is actually quite endearing. Guy likes a burger.

Cucks, la. Nowhere is more cucked than a scottish city with a uni, perhaps only portsmouth and brighton are more full of hipster cucks.

>cabinet predictions

I'd be fine with this

Corbyn is also way further left than Bernie. But the same tactics are being deployed against him, is what I'm saying. The two men themselves are actually pretty different.

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>we need a general election
Pleb pls. You don't elect the pm, you elect a representative. On top of that, your representative isn't just your mouthpiece. They are qualified to know if your demands are feasible or not and can reject such demands. This doesn't mean they are infallible but don't expect them to do everything you want to a T.

Someone here the other day was saying that the BBC during the referendum had been honourably impartial in their coverage, then quoted Morality Man as saying so, as though that was the final word on that.

I personally don't think I've ever seen the BBC be so fucking biased on any one topic.

Also it undermines Hitchens as a credible person so let's start phasing him out now.

I wish Brighton could be declared independent.

>no Mogg
disgusting

I like this Mogg guy

Why does Moggy have a Hitler youth cut now?

If he lost 50 seats in a general he would be fucked m8 , would be no way out of a mess like that

>MERCHANT BANKS

Oy vey

Fucking brilliant

He doesn't have to. He'd be expected to by him MPs but they hate him anyway so who gives a fuck.

The only way they're getting rid of corbychev is by legitimately beating him in a leadership challenge. It ain't going to happen any time soon.

>no moogykins

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Not really happy with Anna Soubry at all.

Watching her cry whilst addressing a 2nd referendum protest in London made me sick.

>No Moggy
reconsider it m8

He wants to remain a backbencher?

>Phillip Hammond
>Chancellor

>Nicky Morgan
>Education Secretary

No man is perfect. Hitchens is no exception.

>Grayling Brexit
>Soubry Defence

kek no thanks

Would any one else do Suzanne?

Get Soubrey and Nicky Morgan away form there.

I swear Nicky Morgan has more in common with Jess Philips than the Conservative party.

Surely Alan Duncan is a likely candidate given their history.

I imagine it would seriously damage his reputation if he came back AGAIN

any chance of a Karen Moggy and Farage merge

>female defence secretary

Confirmed: Corbyn will be on the ballot paper.

I don't know how to feel about Mosley tbqh. Just seems like a poor imitation of Hitler, plus he was a "pan European".

He's filled the Labour ranks with £3 Trotskists, there would just be another leadership contest and he'd win it again. His supporters 'don't care about winning elections, they are a movement'.

What, so it can devolve into a failed state socialist shithole pockmark on the face of the UK?

No thanks mate, just reduce it to an irradiated wasteland with its population still inside.

>Gove as foreign secretary
He seems a bit lightweight tbqh. Cameron ought to stay on in that role, he'd be perfectly suited.

>BoJo as communities secretary
Culture or Home secretary, surely?

>Stephen Crabb and Nicky Morgan as living breathing human beings
A step too far.

Eagle BTFO before she even started

The red flag keeps on waving

He's got to be the comfiest MP.

Angela about to be BTFO.

hol up

Does this mean Labour will need to appoint a shadow Brexit minister?

>Crabb
NO
>Morgan
FUCKING NO
>Soubry
DEFINITELY FUCKING NO

Gove as chancellor, Mogg as home sec, Leadsom as foreign sec, IDS as business sec

Good , hope he shoas the bitch

I think as a man he would stand down myself , he can't keep losing elections forever .But i agree he is going no where at the moment

If Unite want it, then it's done.

Pls link me to this. It looks hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if he even mimicked their attire.

He was more similar to Mussolini than Hitler, he was directly influenced by Italian Fascism.

He was pan European but in the sense of just being essentially a white supremacist. He believed if whites came together they basically could not be stopped.

Hail satan

>Stephen Crabb and Nicky Morgan as living breathing human beings


Audibly laughed, thanks lad

You can count on Tory leaders' floccinaucinihilipilification of their best MPs.

"Well, I have said, and I think it is basic — we have got to learn lessons from the past. Anybody who doesn’t learn lessons from the past is a fool; he’s lived without learning anything. And, therefore, the basic error of fascism was the disregard for liberty. I don’t plead as guilty on that as other people should and must plead guilty, because I always stood against imprisonment without trial, even before I suffered it myself. But, I think the basic error of fascism was that in its drive for action at all cost, it overrode liberty; and the great problem of this present-day age is to synthesize the drive for action, which is completely necessary, with the preservation of individual liberty. And if we can achieve that, we’ve made some contribution to the thought of our age, and that has been my whole effort since the war."

youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c

youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c

That media queen's clearly been angling for a gig. Watch him get Home Sec or something.

May loooks like female dracula.

>Forgot Daily Politics was on

Cheers lads.
>LABOUR STANDS FOR T'WORKIN MAN LIKE
Fucking purge everything above Watford.

>he's filled the Labour ranks with £3 Trotskyists
Milliband did that user. Unintentionally paved the way to both red labour and a grave for Blairites in one fell swoop