This really happened

This really happened
>On a date with a girl, went to a sports bar in Hamburg on her suggestion
>Pretty cool desu. She likes football and actually knows what she's talking about
>Has a season ticket for her local team and plays tennis so she's got a ridiculously hot body
>Conversation's easy even though we've only had a couple of drinks
>What could possibly go wrong?
>'Heh seems like we only talk about sports, user. You do have a life outside sports, right?'
>Open my mouth to say something not sports related
>Out of nowhere, a grossly overweight sweaty neckbearded 'man' tackles me to the floor
>Can smell the horrible mix of hotpockets and body odour
>Before I can say anything he bounces me out the door and says 'don't come back for 3 days'
He doesn't even get a wage from there ffs

fucking kek

+1

It would be a good thread if you didn't go the tennis path. Because tennis is not a sport.

I want to smell those shoes

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They're her bf's

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DOES

I honestly don’t understand why you would want to be a mod it makes no sense man

HAS

NO

IT

Fucking lol'd. 10/10

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you probably should have went to another place to talk about things not related to sports. do you talk about sports in an art gallery?

FREE

Sup Forums will be a free board on 2018. If you aren't part of the resistance, you are not welcome to join the celebration when Sup Forums is finally free

HE WILL NEVER

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COMPENSATED

I actually like the janitors. I don’t think they go far enough