Do you wish you were Australian?

Do you wish you were Australian?

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No, not really

Why would I want to be retarded?

I wish I was the only Australian and all you wet cunts fucked off to Singapore.

As long as im not a nigger im good

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Yes but our country isn't anywhere near as fucked as yours

I had a friend who did once.
He huffed gasoline and is now in mental hospital.
So no.

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Europa may not be the best anymore, but at least we don't have a cap on how much we can download and our currency is worth more. For now.

That's because nobody wants to live in Australia

I wish I were dead

No, I use the "shitpost on Sup Forums" simulator to get my kicks.

I'd quite like to kick a kangaroo in the nuts though.

Then tell all the fuckhead Americans to stop moving over here, that accent is like a knife to the ears.

I'm OK, although it is a bit fucking chilly down our end of the world at the minute.

Seasonal. Spider. Rain.

Give it 5-10 years. A hundred thousand immgrants will barely dent us, but will devastate one of your territories.

Nah, I wish I was a Texan.

Saw some yank and his wife the other day at harvey bay, they had a black kid
kek'd heartily

I think it's still the best place in the world to be a white male.

Yea, if I wasn't already American. America is the best of the best. We a best in class!

i wouldnt mind eating a kangaroo and a echidna but i dont want to live in a desert or on the beach

Do you wish you had a sheep?

this

Cmon cobber, what's got you down m8?

yes

I don't want to be a mentally handicapped version of myself

Hitler dubs apeaks the truth

What accent? We got more than one, you know.

I'd pick Aus over living in any other state than Colorado. But we have you guys beat imo roo.

Too right senpai, fuck this gay Earth.

>Nanny state country where Air Soft is illegal

I think Australia is a beautiful country, but the government is pure garbage.

All of them except the Southern accent and that one they all have in Fargo.

>Sydney Saturday 16/7
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>Melbourne Sunday 17/7
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>Brisbane Saturday 23/7
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>Perth Saturday 23/7
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>BLM

>liking Southern accents

Of course you would.

kek

>No freedom of speech
>No guns
>Literally the niggers of the anglosphere

Yeah, No thanks, i'll stay in the greatest nation this world has ever seen

I saw that shit, fucking BLM in Australia of all places.

In Melbourne its all the African cunts who cry racism after committing crime.

First post best shitpost.

You find them sexy too familia, don't lie.

Growing up in Somalia, I wished my whole life for to be Australia. Finally last year I turn 24, move to Australia and start High School.

Please join me at the #BLM march on Melburn senpai.

How could we possibly win without legalizing fag marrage?

I mean, I don't hate them per se.
I forgot what this thread is even about.

Do you wish you were Australian?

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no. Australians are the niggers of Asia.
sage

Why should i? I'm suomalaine

Fuck no

Aren't you all Australians, but with just a different flag?

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cant wait to move out of this shithole

Come to Queensland m8

Nah I fucking love being American. But if I had to choose another country to live in I'd probably go to Australia. I feel like culturally we're very similar. Definitely more relate-able than Brits.

I think I would have been more successful if I was born in the United States. I'm thinking of moving to Sydney to find a better job. Perth is shit right now.

Why would we tell them to stop? Anyone who's trying to leave America might as well go because their freedom hating commies. The less of them in America the better. Enjoy.

I actually do, but my Murican pride prevents me from doing so.

Yes I do

No niggers
No nigger president actively working to destroy your country

Stop acting like America is anything great. We have the bill of rights and that's about the only thing good. Or at least it would be if our entire way of life wasn't under siege by a nigger president and the hordes of violent and diseased shit skins he has imported by the millions.

No!

same.

although shits so much more fucked up overseas i might as well just deal with it.

>comfy

aside from the fact that we have noguns, AIDS internet speeds and too many jobs are only available if you speak chinese we have it better than america

>abos are too fucked in the head to be a threat, they're the niggers of niggers of niggers which is exterminating them
>unless you made the mistake of moving to either the northern territory or melbourne there isn't a serious SJW threat

Then again a lot of our men go to the gym so you'd better step up your /fit/ game and tone down the burgers unless you want to be cucked by legions of aussie blokes

i went to pomland

yanks seem less cucked but i guess it depends where you go and who you meet.

i'd like to visit america still

>Then again a lot of our men go to the gym so you'd better step up your /fit/ game and tone down the burgers unless you want to be cucked by legions of aussie blokes
fat n33t here its true.

Even fat bushpigs require a 10/10 chad its nuts

Then again i dont give a fuck

Sparky here.
I would like to move to Australia.
Plain ticket ~1500 EUR, 50 hour of flight. + shitloads of visas and permits...

No, but I wish all the people of the Commonwealth 4 had more interaction

more like Canadians

poms and aussies are basically the same shit, they just call marmite vegemite for some reason

Yes, I don't know why, but I like Australia.

I wouldn't like to be cultureless thank you.

I genuinely love the accent and attitude emu niggers have