You wake up in Kiruna

You wake up in Kiruna

Bed back to sleep

Prepare for suicide.

rape my way back to Spain

Bumå

lay in bed all day with a laptop on my stomach wrapped in 2 extra comfy blankets with a big cup of hot tea and some chocolates.
GOD I LOVE THE WINTER

go home

Take a bus to home

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Take a flight to Kastrup and then a train back to Malmö.

>yes, i did it

>Wow, it's just like Finland.
we had -12°C over a week ago in 2009

>-12
Spent a winter in Canada once. Pretty sure I remember it dropping below 20 degrees easily.

isn't winter yet

-20*

you wake up in Oymyakon and freeze

In early October?

Oh October, then definitely no.

I have a family member who used to work at a mine there

Did he like the place?

>finally free from M*lmö
>goes right back
what is wrong with swedes?

die because i only sleep with my kain sarong and waking up there would cause me to be exposed to extreme cold and eventually freeze me to death

Looks like heaven compared to pic related

Im used to that kind of weather desu

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>live in kiruna
>vote socialist
>socialist force your whole town to move 5km to the east
>still vote socialist