LOOOOL Im watching this solely to see a 75 Million Pound Blunder.
Carson Bell
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
Camden Moore
Liverpool 6-2 Everton
Mason Evans
acestream?
James Howard
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Camden Lopez
VVD about to get EXPOSED by Sigurdsson and Rooney
Kevin Barnes
FIGHT AND WIN!
Julian Martin
1-1 draw check these dubs
Joshua Ortiz
0-1 neverton
Check em
Owen Walker
The pressure is on for VVD lads, im scared
Julian Morris
93rd minute Sigurdsson winner.
Cameron Powell
lallalana brace
Xavier Clark
Everton to nick a cheeky win, put a monkey on it.
Isaac Kelly
liverpool is an irrelevant football club...fucking kek half of the young liverpool fans did not even witness a premier league win yet because it was 2 years back
ahahahahah also welcome Coutinho. VAMOS.
Matthew James
@80714776 Superpower by 2030
Hudson Ortiz
Gonna come right out and say it. Klopp is a bit shit
Anthony Cox
Looks like Coutinho is still ""injured"". LMAO. Imagine supporting a club where the best player goes on strike every transfer window.
Brandon Smith
who /secretlylikesliverpool/ here?
Mason Harris
Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"
Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!
Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.
Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.
Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
Andrew Martin
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, IT'S VIRGIL TIME
James Rivera
>coming from an indian
Austin Gray
>Van Dijk already playing
Robert Peterson
>The pressure is on for VVD lads, im scared
The odds of Everton leaving their own half are incredibly slim.
Big Sam will play for the replay
Nolan Gutierrez
I'm off the pub lads, 3-0 to the reds x
Zachary Jones
...
Thomas Morris
Das it Mane.
John Lee
A great bunch of lads
Lucas Morgan
>Build up doesn't start until 7:30
Fuck off BBC, nobody gives a shite about Celebrity Mastermind
Wyatt Gutierrez
>Mane's siblings
Asher Bennett
Everton looks as strong as they can put out. Think we will see bog sim do away with the negative tactics today. McCarthy will be immense. Think slipperpools fullbacks will be exposed if ev'ons tactics are right. That is your prematch commentary from the one, the only
Joseph Wilson
If I was on mastermind my special subject would be Steven Gerrard memes.
Leo Williams
What kind of allocation did Everton receive?
Carter Reyes
8 grand
Jack Miller
free merseytunnel toll
Brody Carter
>Liverpool vs Everton Live on BBC One >It's women's football
Kek
Grayson Davis
comically one-sided rivalry desu
Daniel Murphy
GO MY BLUE BROTHERS
Evan Bell
It's nice for Everton to have their little cup final twice a season though.
Isaiah Myers
Dumb frogposter
Ryder Ortiz
Someone give me a quick rundown on what the FA cup is.
Jackson Baker
All Everton have to do is cunt in a low free kick and van dijk will score an own goal
Brayden Bell
Google it
Elijah Fisher
...
Levi Reed
No one cares about your shit club or league, stop trying to force a rivalry
Benjamin Price
Based Portobro ignore the haters
Isaiah Baker
Peter Reid is one of the blues I really respect.
Reminder he fronted Boris Johnson and Boris shit his pants
Jaxson Brown
>mfw we beat Porto 8-0 on aggregate
Angel Bell
why isn't he doing a proper thumbs up?
Adam Parker
based
Ian Bennett
This is an FA cup game, brainlet
Hunter Watson
like march madness with all (or most) the clubs from tiers 1 through 7/8 of the english football pyramid
Kayden Brooks
God I can't wait to see the look on bigsl sams face when he does one over on kloppo
Joshua Nguyen
TELL YER MA YER MA TO WIPE AWAY ALL YOUR TEARS NO TROPHIES IN 23 YEARS TELL YER MA YER MA
Liam Gonzalez
...
Levi Hill
I think I'm the only everton supporter on this board
Adam Davis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOSS THA
Sebastian Cook
Why is peter reid devolving into pic related? Do the W.H.O know?
Levi Sullivan
Everton bus status: [X] Parked [ ] Not Parked
Caleb Price
>Big Sam: "We won't be playing expansive football"
Get ready for more bus parking
Ryan Ramirez
That girl on the right is hot.
Elijah Carter
3rd world shithole
Dylan Foster
The least inspiring pre-match interview I've ever seen
"w-we'll try our best not to lose"
Alexander Bennett
Reminder Everton have had ZERO shots on target in their last two HOME games
Parker Lee
fucking chin on that lad
Jacob Russell
>poorfags who don’t have sky can watch Yay!
Ayden Gomez
Is that the monkey from planet of the apes?
Easton Morgan
FEED THE SCOUSERS
Julian Jones
>everton with the least shots taken since allardyce took charge That's the bog sim effect.
Nicholas Hill
come on our wayne la
Eli Ramirez
...
Isaiah Gonzalez
Always wondered if she was a half breed or not
Hunter Lewis
praying for a wayne rustling
Christopher Kelly
LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME
Ayden Torres
BASED.
Josiah Cook
Everything's pointing to Everton going 1-0 up inside 5 minutes then parking the bus for the rest of the match.
Nicholas Sanders
Good thing i'm not a manc either then lel FEED THE SCOUSERS
Alexander Gonzalez
Lump on 0-0 lads Its inevitable
Logan Kelly
We're all Everton supporters tonight brother.
Ryder Sanders
>that """""penalty"""""
Benjamin Bell
4-0 to the redmen
Joseph Morris
Clear pen
Lincoln Martinez
I DONT BELIEVE THIS.GIF
Chase Bell
KLOPPO
Charles Hughes
Fuck off Sam, you have a team talk to give
Nolan Myers
Imagine the media shit storm if Van Dijk is even slightly responsible for a goal conceded tonight, we'll never hear the end of it
Nathan Scott
(((you)))
Jason Davis
Jurgen's looking more and more like Harold Shipman
Parker Collins
>tfw Virgil didn't lean
Aaron Sanders
>that """penno"""
what a joke that was
Jason Ward
Klopp and Wagner, your Dad rates them, said he’d “love to get in a room alone with them”
Angel Anderson
Have Liverpool supporters accepted that Coutinho is gone?
Jonathan Rogers
Good lad
Hudson Martinez
yes, that's why Klopp played him until he broke
Jordan Martin
>yfw he goes to Man City tomorrow
Austin Powell
Yeah the media is so anti-Liverpool FC.
Charles Butler
genuinely didnt know what position van dyke played in
Lucas Howard
Friendly reminder that, when for, James McCarthy is a top 5 midfielder in the premier league