LIVERPOOL vs EVERTON Official Match Thread - FA Cup Third Round

Kick Off: 19:55 GMT

>Karius, Gomez, Van Dijk, Matip, Robertson, Milner, Can, Oxlade, Lallana, Mane, Firmino
Subs: Ward, Klavan, Lovren, Alexander-Arnold, Wijnaldum, Solanke, Ings

>Pickford, Kenny, Holgate, Jagielka, Martina, McCarthy, Schneiderlin, Sigurdsson, Bolasie, Rooney, Calvert-Lewin
Subs: Robles, Ashley Williams, Niasse, Davies, Vlasic, Lookman, Beni Baningime

poo

LOOOOL Im watching this solely to see a 75 Million Pound Blunder.

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

Liverpool 6-2 Everton

acestream?

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VVD about to get EXPOSED by Sigurdsson and Rooney

FIGHT
AND
WIN!

1-1 draw check these dubs

0-1 neverton

Check em

The pressure is on for VVD lads, im scared

93rd minute Sigurdsson winner.

lallalana brace

Everton to nick a cheeky win, put a monkey on it.

liverpool is an irrelevant football club...fucking kek half of the young liverpool fans did not even witness a premier league win yet because it was 2 years back


ahahahahah also welcome Coutinho. VAMOS.

@80714776
Superpower by 2030

Gonna come right out and say it. Klopp is a bit shit

Looks like Coutinho is still ""injured"". LMAO. Imagine supporting a club where the best player goes on strike every transfer window.

who /secretlylikesliverpool/ here?

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, IT'S VIRGIL TIME

>coming from an indian

>Van Dijk already playing

>The pressure is on for VVD lads, im scared

The odds of Everton leaving their own half are incredibly slim.

Big Sam will play for the replay

I'm off the pub lads, 3-0 to the reds x

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Das it Mane.

A great bunch of lads

>Build up doesn't start until 7:30

Fuck off BBC, nobody gives a shite about Celebrity Mastermind

>Mane's siblings

Everton looks as strong as they can put out. Think we will see bog sim do away with the negative tactics today. McCarthy will be immense. Think slipperpools fullbacks will be exposed if ev'ons tactics are right.
That is your prematch commentary from the one, the only

If I was on mastermind my special subject would be Steven Gerrard memes.

What kind of allocation did Everton receive?

8 grand

free merseytunnel toll

>Liverpool vs Everton Live on BBC One
>It's women's football

Kek

comically one-sided rivalry desu

GO MY BLUE BROTHERS

It's nice for Everton to have their little cup final twice a season though.

Dumb frogposter

Someone give me a quick rundown on what the FA cup is.

All Everton have to do is cunt in a low free kick and van dijk will score an own goal

Google it

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No one cares about your shit club or league, stop trying to force a rivalry

Based Portobro ignore the haters

Peter Reid is one of the blues I really respect.

Reminder he fronted Boris Johnson and Boris shit his pants

>mfw we beat Porto 8-0 on aggregate

why isn't he doing a proper thumbs up?

based

This is an FA cup game, brainlet

like march madness with all (or most) the clubs from tiers 1 through 7/8 of the english football pyramid

God I can't wait to see the look on bigsl sams face when he does one over on kloppo

TELL YER MA YER MA
TO WIPE AWAY ALL YOUR TEARS
NO TROPHIES IN 23 YEARS
TELL YER MA YER MA

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I think I'm the only everton supporter on this board

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOSS THA

Why is peter reid devolving into pic related? Do the W.H.O know?

Everton bus status:
[X] Parked
[ ] Not Parked

>Big Sam: "We won't be playing expansive football"

Get ready for more bus parking

That girl on the right is hot.

3rd world shithole

The least inspiring pre-match interview I've ever seen

"w-we'll try our best not to lose"

Reminder Everton have had ZERO shots on target in their last two HOME games

fucking chin on that lad

>poorfags who don’t have sky can watch
Yay!

Is that the monkey from planet of the apes?

FEED THE SCOUSERS

>everton with the least shots taken since allardyce took charge
That's the bog sim effect.

come on our wayne la

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Always wondered if she was a half breed or not

praying for a wayne rustling

LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME

BASED.

Everything's pointing to Everton going 1-0 up inside 5 minutes then parking the bus for the rest of the match.

Good thing i'm not a manc either then lel
FEED THE SCOUSERS

Lump on 0-0 lads
Its inevitable

We're all Everton supporters tonight brother.

>that """""penalty"""""

4-0 to the redmen

Clear pen

I DONT BELIEVE THIS.GIF

KLOPPO

Fuck off Sam, you have a team talk to give

Imagine the media shit storm if Van Dijk is even slightly responsible for a goal conceded tonight, we'll never hear the end of it

(((you)))

Jurgen's looking more and more like Harold Shipman

>tfw Virgil didn't lean

>that """penno"""

what a joke that was

Klopp and Wagner, your Dad rates them, said he’d “love to get in a room alone with them”

Have Liverpool supporters accepted that Coutinho is gone?

Good lad

yes, that's why Klopp played him until he broke

>yfw he goes to Man City tomorrow

Yeah the media is so anti-Liverpool FC.

genuinely didnt know what position van dyke played in

Friendly reminder that, when for, James McCarthy is a top 5 midfielder in the premier league

I guess technically they're both scousers